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A story in six words

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  • #5342
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Her simmering temper snapped the pencil.

    Why won't you let me drive


  • #5343
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    The jeers of her classmates dwindled.

    She swore she'd never drink again


  • #5344
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    The jeers of her classmates dwindled.

    The stripper had her lap dancing


  • #5345
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    The jeers of her classmates dwindled.

    The police sirens were approaching fast


  • #5346
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Miss Bitch turned and stared hard.

    He could feel his erection already


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  • #5347
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Miss Bitch turned and stared hard.

    It was definitely the same dress


  • #5348
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Miss Bitch turned and stared hard.

    Payment first... then we have sex


  • #5349
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    "What? What did you just say?"

    I cut up your credit card


  • #5350
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    "What? What did you just say?"

    You're not going out in that


  • #5351
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    "What? What did you just say?"

    Lets get this party started now


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  • #5352
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    You bloody deaf too? " Nothing Miss."

    The less said the better.... Miss


  • #5353
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    You bloody deaf too? " Nothing Miss."

    I refuse to cooperate at present


  • #5354
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    You bloody deaf too? " Nothing Miss."

    The hangover has my head hopping


  • #5355
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    "Stand up! Read the sentence aloud!"

    Sh..sh... she began to stutter


  • #5356
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    "Stand up! Read the sentence aloud!"

    I will not read this muck


  • #5357
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    "Stand up! Read the sentence aloud!"

    Why... oral sex is not forbidden


  • #5358
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Everyone watched. She slowly stood up.

    The music blared has she stripped


  • #5359
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Everyone watched. She slowly stood up.

    And fell into a drunken heap


  • #5360
    daithi7
    Registered Users Posts: 1,301 ✭✭✭daithi7


    Children don't transmit, Schools stay closed...


  • #5361
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Everyone watched. She slowly stood up.

    And began to vomit green bile


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  • #5362
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Looking down the letters jumbled together.

    Last nights party went way overboard


  • #5363
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Looking down the letters jumbled together.

    The alphabet always caused her problems


  • #5364
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Looking down the letters jumbled together.

    Now to make this school disappear


  • #5365
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    "It matters hat wat somoen born..

    I just got tongue twisted again


  • #5366
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    "It matters hat wat somoen born..

    What teacher wrote this bloody sh¡te


  • #5367
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    "It matters hat wat somoen born..

    I can't speak this mad language


  • #5368
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    "It matters hat wat somoen born..

    Tish si a ryev dogo eon


  • #5369
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    "but wat whey gow to be."

    Can you walk in a straight line


  • #5370
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    "but wat whey gow to be."

    Yes you are very drunk... miss


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  • #5371
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    "but wat whey gow to be."

    Who let her drive the car


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