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A story in six words

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,996 ✭✭✭✭gozunda


    I hate the use of Americanisms.


    Math(ew) disagrees that he's an Americanism!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,199 ✭✭✭artvanderlay


    (Robbing this one from Gone Girl)


    I'm much happier now I'm dead.


    Brilliant!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,996 ✭✭✭✭gozunda


    The dead don't fear the living ....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,860 ✭✭✭Ragnar Lothbrok


    Some Boardsies really make me angry :mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,996 ✭✭✭✭gozunda


    Some Boardsies really make me angry :mad:

    There there there there there there ;)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,596 ✭✭✭Hitman3000


    Some Boardsies really make me angry

    Getting angry with anonymous internet posters?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,480 ✭✭✭Chancer3001


    He lied. There was hair everywhere


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,121 ✭✭✭TomOnBoard


    To be, or not to be. Choose.

    Again, an extra one for luck....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,480 ✭✭✭Chancer3001


    Despite her efforts. Drugs took over.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,426 ✭✭✭italodisco


    Hamhock around the double chin clock


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    Whatever you do, don't open that.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,596 ✭✭✭Hitman3000


    Dougall! Don't press the red button.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,480 ✭✭✭Chancer3001


    he pressed the red button. Mistake.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,240 ✭✭✭limnam


    Red or Blue?


    Wonderland, two please!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,177 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Not a chance baby let's dance


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,177 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Ghosts seen,who ya gonna call...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,177 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    I'm pretty ****ing far from alright


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,996 ✭✭✭✭gozunda


    Butterfly wings. Winds change. Chaos ensues.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,050 ✭✭✭bobwilliams


    Woke up. No jocks! Sore Arse!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,477 ✭✭✭✭elperello


    Paschal stood and cleared his throat.


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  • Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 77,000 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    Jane looked at him and wept.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 58 ✭✭removed2


    next year everything will be perfect


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,121 ✭✭✭TomOnBoard


    New Home wrote: »
    Jane looked at him and wept.

    Tarzan lay there... Mauled by Cheeta...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,121 ✭✭✭TomOnBoard


    elperello wrote: »
    Paschal stood and cleared his throat.

    Yet another tax-free year for millionaires...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 58 ✭✭removed2


    a hungry feeling ca'mover me stealing


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    Gerra'upya bowsy and cleanout your cell.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,177 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Yet again stress has me awake


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    A fit of coughing for me


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,435 ✭✭✭delaad


    0 2 b n 0 ...!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,177 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Being me I craved endless chaos


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