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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Kaybaykwah wrote: »
    Was Boy George's a girl band?

    She had the bands biggest cock


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Kaybaykwah wrote: »
    Was Boy George's a girl band?

    That's a real head wrecking question


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    I'm ready... let the krakan awake


  • Registered Users Posts: 671 ✭✭✭addaword


    2020, the year of social distancing.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    addaword wrote: »
    2020, the year of social distancing.

    A year that won't be forgotten


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    addaword wrote: »
    2020, the year of social distancing.

    A great excuse to be antisocial


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    addaword wrote: »
    2020, the year of social distancing.

    Social distancing... could be here forever


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,222 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    Social distancing... could be here forever

    The birth rate will fall dramatically


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The birth rate will fall dramatically

    I'd expect it to rise sufficiently


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The birth rate will fall dramatically

    Only for those don't want children


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The birth rate will fall dramatically

    You can't stop nature fulfilling itself


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    I won't walk barefoot on glass


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,301 ✭✭✭daithi7


    Kylta wrote: »
    I won't walk barefoot on glass

    So glass won't bear your feet.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,301 ✭✭✭daithi7


    Bear's feet will walk on glass.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,301 ✭✭✭daithi7


    Glass feet may bear a walk.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    daithi7 wrote: »
    Bear's feet will walk on glass.

    only If their wearing working boots


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    daithi7 wrote: »
    So glass won't bear your feet.

    No surprised I've really smelly feet


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    daithi7 wrote: »
    So glass won't bear your feet.

    My feet are not hairy enough


  • Registered Users Posts: 543 ✭✭✭Ekerot


    but BOI, my breath is awful


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    daithi7 wrote: »
    So glass won't bear your feet.

    Glass will only bear my beer


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    daithi7 wrote: »
    Glass feet may bear a walk.

    But the may crack upon the pavement


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    daithi7 wrote: »
    Glass feet may bear a walk.

    I'd like to see you hiking


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Ekerot wrote: »
    but BOI, my breath is awful

    Where has your potty mouth been


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Ekerot wrote: »
    but BOI, my breath is awful

    Did it make a mint melt?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Ekerot wrote: »
    but BOI, my breath is awful

    Flatulence comes out the other end


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Hidden in the shadow of light


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    It always came from the ocean


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Today is a joy to behold


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Let havoc take away our miseries


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  • Registered Users Posts: 11,222 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    The sweaty man was really stink


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