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A story in six words

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  • #5762
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    His supplier checked her bank balance.


  • #5763
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    His mother stayed up late, waiting.


  • #5764
    mcbert
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 460 ✭✭mcbert


    Zoom pints. Drunk decision. Life spireled.


  • #5765
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    Wake up. Down paracetamol. Spinning stops.


  • #5766
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    The junkie held the spoon steady.

    Bad karma to spill this poison


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  • #5767
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    The junkie held the spoon steady.

    This medicine will ease his pain


  • #5768
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    The junkie held the spoon steady.

    Ambrosia for the addict ruined veins


  • #5769
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    It took all of his delight.

    To see her standing their naked


  • #5770
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    It took all of his delight.

    Has the pint reach his mouth


  • #5771
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    It took all of his delight.

    When his silver turned to gold


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  • #5772
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    The cold concrete was soon soft.

    But it was no feathered bed


  • #5773
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    The cold concrete was soon soft.

    Yet it still reeked of p!ss


  • #5774
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    The cold concrete was soon soft.

    Until the drugs wore off him


  • #5775
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    He embraced his consciousness's weak resolve.

    Another day in a tormented paradise


  • #5776
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    He embraced his consciousness's weak resolve.

    To possess the strenght to change


  • #5777
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    He embraced his consciousness's weak resolve.

    I'm a hopeless fu¢king sex addict


  • #5778
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    His supplier checked her bank balance.

    She was known for her scams


  • #5779
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    His supplier checked her bank balance.

    Rumours of expensive holiday in leitrim


  • #5780
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    His supplier checked her bank balance.

    It was in the business contract


  • #5781
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    His mother stayed up late, waiting.

    She could sense trouble was coming


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  • #5782
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    His mother stayed up late, waiting.

    He said he'd be here soon


  • #5783
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    His mother stayed up late, waiting.

    Where is the pizza delivery guy


  • #5784
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    mcbert wrote: »
    Zoom pints. Drunk decision. Life spireled.

    Woke up in wrong orgy again


  • #5785
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    mcbert wrote: »
    Zoom pints. Drunk decision. Life spireled.

    A drunken action can cause havoc


  • #5786
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    mcbert wrote: »
    Zoom pints. Drunk decision. Life spireled.

    I slept with the dog again


  • #5787
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Wake up. Down paracetamol. Spinning stops.

    I'm never going out socializing again


  • #5788
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Wake up. Down paracetamol. Spinning stops.

    Then the images start to return


  • #5789
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Wake up. Down paracetamol. Spinning stops.

    Get up. Fuel up. Begin again


  • #5790
    Kaybaykwah
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,244 ✭✭✭Kaybaykwah


    Kylta wrote: »
    Get up. Fuel up. Begin again


    Pint of the old black coffin.


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  • #5791
    Kaybaykwah
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,244 ✭✭✭Kaybaykwah


    All them old cars sported fins.


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