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A story in six words

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  • #6512
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Granny Smyth wrote: »
    So she did and was phenomenal.

    Amazing music comes from an organ


  • #6513
    Granny Smyth
    Closed Accounts Posts: 59 ✭✭Granny Smyth


    Kylta wrote: »
    She wa the number one blower

    But asthma ended her career prematurely.


  • #6514
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Granny Smyth wrote: »
    So she did and was phenomenal.

    And all had a smoke later


  • #6515
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Granny Smyth wrote: »
    Are you talking to yourself Kylta?

    No granny I'm answering myself again


  • #6516
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Granny Smyth wrote: »
    Are you talking to yourself Kylta?

    Do we hear the same voices


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  • #6517
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Granny Smyth wrote: »
    Are you talking to yourself Kylta?

    I just answered my own question


  • #6518
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Granny Smyth wrote: »
    But asthma ended her career prematurely.

    Something erotic about a heavy breather


  • #6519
    Granny Smyth
    Closed Accounts Posts: 59 ✭✭Granny Smyth


    Kylta wrote: »
    Do we hear the same voices

    No only you have the answers.


  • #6520
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Granny Smyth wrote: »
    But asthma ended her career prematurely.

    Maybe her career was going nowhere


  • #6521
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Granny Smyth wrote: »
    No only you have the answers.

    Has your voices abandoned you granny


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  • #6522
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Granny Smyth wrote: »
    But asthma ended her career prematurely.

    She could have changed her instrument


  • #6523
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Granny Smyth wrote: »
    No only you have the answers.

    What's your voices saying to you


  • #6524
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Granny Smyth wrote: »
    No only you have the answers.

    But many times i'm never right


  • #6525
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    The octopus got it completely knotted


  • #6526
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    Covered in ink he waited patiently.


  • #6527
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 8,856 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    auspicious wrote: »
    Covered in ink he waited patiently.

    Surely someone would write his biography.


  • #6528
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,222 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    The octopus got it completely knotted

    His 8 legs were now 4


  • #6529
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Covered in ink he waited patiently.

    For he's wife to wash him


  • #6530
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Covered in ink he waited patiently.

    The pen definitely wasn't child proof


  • #6531
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,222 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    auspicious wrote: »
    Covered in ink he waited patiently.

    The squid was getting very frisky


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  • #6532
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Covered in ink he waited patiently.

    For the tattooist to finish off


  • #6533
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Surely someone would write his biography.

    He was never important to know


  • #6534
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Surely someone would write his biography.

    My name is tom.. I'm five


  • #6535
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Surely someone would write his biography.

    After the spelling class is finished


  • #6536
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    His 8 legs were now 4

    It was very hard to unravel


  • #6537
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    His 8 legs were now 4

    He had way too many legs


  • #6538
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    His 8 legs were now 4

    It saved his parents on shoes


  • #6539
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The squid was getting very frisky

    It was octopuses erotic tentacle fantasy


  • #6540
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The squid was getting very frisky

    He loved exploring with his tentacles


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  • #6541
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The squid was getting very frisky

    The ex-wife would've killed that passion


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