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A story in six words

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  • #6572
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Pineapples can also do that thing

    I ate the pineapples prostituted principles


  • #6573
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Pineapples can also do that thing

    so it can get some cream


  • #6574
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,222 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    I ate the pineapples prostituted principles

    Only when they're under the sea


  • #6575
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 8,856 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Out of nowhere, in popped Zebedee


  • #6576
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Only when they're under the sea

    Ahh.... back to the poor octopus


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  • #6577
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Only when they're under the sea

    In the yellow submarines torpedo tubes


  • #6578
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Only when they're under the sea

    Playing in the little mermaid village


  • #6579
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Out of nowhere, in popped Zebedee

    And the magic roundabout kept going


  • #6580
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Out of nowhere, in popped Zebedee

    All of a sudden reality changed


  • #6581
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Out of nowhere, in popped Zebedee

    Did he do dah poor zebedee


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  • #6582
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,222 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    All of a sudden reality changed

    The multiverse theory had struck again.


  • #6583
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The multiverse theory had struck again.

    Say the scientist staring at hemhorriods


  • #6584
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The multiverse theory had struck again.

    Right into the aliens anal cavity


  • #6585
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The multiverse theory had struck again.

    It's because of green party policies


  • #6586
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,222 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    Say the scientist staring at hemhorriods

    That's a pain in the hole


  • #6587
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    That's a pain in the hole

    To some it be a godsend


  • #6588
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    That's a pain in the hole

    I'd imagine it's agony at times


  • #6589
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    That's a pain in the hole

    Star treks... revenge of the klingons


  • #6590
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,222 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    Star treks... revenge of the klingons

    A hairy arse is not advisable


  • #6591
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    A hairy arse is not advisable

    Just abit of downy fluff required


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  • #6592
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    A hairy arse is not advisable

    This is definitely sticky klingon territory


  • #6593
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    A hairy arse is not advisable

    If you have no hair dryer


  • #6594
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,222 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    Just abit of downy fluff required

    Bellybutton fluff can be much nicer


  • #6595
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Bellybutton fluff can be much nicer

    Not if required to hold salt


  • #6596
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Bellybutton fluff can be much nicer

    I really prefer the dreadlock versions


  • #6597
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Bellybutton fluff can be much nicer

    If it is on your chin


  • #6598
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,222 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    If it is on your chin

    Oral sex and bellybutton fluff - kinky


  • #6599
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Oral sex and bellybutton fluff - kinky

    Only if you throw in sheep


  • #6600
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Oral sex and bellybutton fluff - kinky

    Miss whiplash would object to definition


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  • #6601
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Oral sex and bellybutton fluff - kinky

    The safe word is called supercalifragalisticexpialadoious


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