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A story in six words

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  • #6632
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    ampleforth wrote: »
    Boxes fell. Windows broke. What now?

    The dog ate the cats dinner


  • #6633
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    ampleforth wrote: »
    Boxes fell. Windows broke. What now?

    The house collapsed the budgie perished


  • #6634
    ampleforth
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 383 ✭✭ampleforth


    Kylta wrote: »
    The dog ate the cats dinner

    Dogs eat cats' dinners during lockdown!


  • #6635
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    keepalive213 wrote: »
    And things were never the same

    After your naked escape last night


  • #6636
    ampleforth
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 383 ✭✭ampleforth


    Kylta wrote: »
    After your naked escape last night

    You can only be naked once.


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  • #6637
    ampleforth
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 383 ✭✭ampleforth


    Bars are bared from serving service.


  • #6638
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    keepalive213 wrote: »
    And things were never the same

    After the neigbour had the orgy


  • #6639
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    ampleforth wrote: »
    Almost all people are not us.

    But who are we to disagree


  • #6640
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    ampleforth wrote: »
    Almost all people are not us.

    Nobody is us...we are we


  • #6641
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    ampleforth wrote: »
    She made the coffee more nervous.

    So I covered up my nakedness


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  • #6642
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    ampleforth wrote: »
    She made the coffee more nervous.

    She had bought new coffee cups


  • #6643
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    They even grow their own wildlife

    Its amazing what the greens achieve


  • #6644
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    ampleforth wrote: »
    Opposed armpit hair must unite. Peace!

    Nah.. shave the little commie bastards


  • #6645
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,221 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    So I covered up my nakedness

    The fig leaf came in handy


  • #6646
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    ampleforth wrote: »
    Opposed armpit hair must unite. Peace!

    No two armpit hairs are similar


  • #6647
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    ampleforth wrote: »
    Dogs eat cats' dinners during lockdown!

    lockdown treat... dog and cat stew


  • #6648
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    ampleforth wrote: »
    Dogs eat cats' dinners during lockdown!

    Dog ate cat for pure devilment


  • #6649
    ampleforth
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 383 ✭✭ampleforth


    When armpit hair dates, nothing compares.


  • #6650
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    ampleforth wrote: »
    You can only be naked once.

    You can be naked at anytime


  • #6651
    ampleforth
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 383 ✭✭ampleforth


    Kylta wrote: »
    Dog ate cat for pure devilment

    Dogs. Cats. Stew. Call for justice!


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  • #6652
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    ampleforth wrote: »
    You can only be naked once.

    You can be naked when clothed


  • #6653
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    ampleforth wrote: »
    Bars are bared from serving service.

    But not from taking your Money


  • #6654
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    ampleforth wrote: »
    Bars are bared from serving service.

    Maybe they need more hungry customers


  • #6655
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The fig leaf came in handy

    It covered all of my embarrassment


  • #6656
    ampleforth
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 383 ✭✭ampleforth


    Kylta wrote: »
    Maybe they need more hungry customers

    Eating in eaterys is not bared.


  • #6657
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The fig leaf came in handy

    But I couldn't help but fart


  • #6658
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    ampleforth wrote: »
    When armpit hair dates, nothing compares.

    Its all about the baby hairs


  • #6659
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    ampleforth wrote: »
    When armpit hair dates, nothing compares.

    They leave too many friction burns


  • #6660
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    ampleforth wrote: »
    Dogs. Cats. Stew. Call for justice!

    Dogs, cats stew call for napkins


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  • #6661
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    ampleforth wrote: »
    Dogs. Cats. Stew. Call for justice!

    Budgie and custard call for desserts


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