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A story in six words

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  • #6842
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The jockey was a little confused

    The pony had only three legs


  • #6843
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The jockey was a little confused

    He's horse wasn't in the stable


  • #6844
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The jockey was a little confused

    After falling at the final fence


  • #6845
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,221 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    After falling at the final fence

    The horse was to become glue


  • #6846
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The horse was to become glue

    Or maybe its destination was France


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  • #6847
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The horse was to become glue

    You could see that sticking then


  • #6848
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The horse was to become glue

    U-hu was the horses original name


  • #6849
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,221 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    Or maybe its destination was France

    That only works for butter ads


  • #6850
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    That only works for butter ads

    Butter to germany.. mayonnaise to france


  • #6851
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    That only works for butter ads

    The snails actually love the stuff


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  • #6852
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    That only works for butter ads

    maybe it's just a margarine fad


  • #6853
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,221 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    The snails actually love the stuff

    It makes them tastier for eating


  • #6854
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    It makes them tastier for eating

    When lightly tossed on the barbecue


  • #6855
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    It makes them tastier for eating

    They're meaty for a small thing


  • #6856
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    It makes them tastier for eating

    And also good for your health


  • #6857
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,221 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    And also good for your health

    Not so good for your breath


  • #6858
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Not so good for your breath

    after having only excrement for supper


  • #6859
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Not so good for your breath

    Twas the garlic that done it


  • #6860
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Not so good for your breath

    There will be no kissing tonight


  • #6861
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,221 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    There will be no kissing tonight

    Covid bans all physical contact NOW


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  • #6862
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Covid bans all physical contact NOW

    My friends hoover gives great head


  • #6863
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Covid bans all physical contact NOW

    Great excuse for keeping wife away


  • #6864
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Covid bans all physical contact NOW

    A cough makes all queues vanish


  • #6865
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,221 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    Great excuse for keeping wife away

    That or very pungent body odour


  • #6866
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    That or very pungent body odour

    I named my ex-wife fu¢king boomerang.


  • #6867
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    That or very pungent body odour

    Not in death are you safe


  • #6868
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    That or very pungent body odour

    What idiot invented the gas mask


  • #6869
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,221 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    I named my ex-wife fu¢king boomerang.

    She'd like to come round again


  • #6870
    SnowyMay
    Closed Accounts Posts: 544 ✭✭✭SnowyMay


    None of these words made stories.


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  • #6871
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    She'd like to come round again

    Hopefully when I have moved house


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