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A story in six words

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  • #6902
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    luketitz wrote: »
    Everybody stutters one way or another.

    Relaxation will ease the words journey


  • #6903
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    luketitz wrote: »
    Everybody stutters one way or another.

    The brain can move very fast


  • #6904
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    luketitz wrote: »
    Everybody stutters one way or another.

    When I'm over excited it happens


  • #6905
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,221 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    When I'm over excited it happens

    The teen couldn't hold his wad


  • #6906
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The teen couldn't hold his wad

    Over excitement can cause early explosion


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  • #6907
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The teen couldn't hold his wad

    He was so hot too trot


  • #6908
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The teen couldn't hold his wad

    So she had a smoke instead


  • #6909
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,221 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    So she had a smoke instead

    It calmed him down after liftoff


  • #6910
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    It calmed him down after liftoff

    He's rocket definitely required instant refueling


  • #6911
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    It calmed him down after liftoff

    Leaking fuel cancelled his immediate launch


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  • #6912
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    It calmed him down after liftoff

    He doubted he could complete mission


  • #6913
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    Kylta wrote: »
    He doubted he could complete mission

    With only cotton buds and toothpicks.


  • #6914
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    But MacGyver never ever says never.


  • #6915
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    He dodged back inside the shed.


  • #6916
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    He powdered up genny and blowtorch.


  • #6917
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    Twenty minutes later the roof exploded.


  • #6918
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    Aiming the craft's anti-gravity lasers carefully.


  • #6919
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    "Oh sh1t." Johnny whispered to himself.


  • #6920
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    With only cotton buds and toothpicks.

    He made the washing machine hum


  • #6921
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    With only cotton buds and toothpicks.

    He began to cured covid-19 worldwide


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  • #6922
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    With only cotton buds and toothpicks.

    He lanced the festering hot abscess


  • #6923
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    But MacGyver never ever says never.

    Until he seen her beautiful boobs


  • #6924
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    But MacGyver never ever says never.

    Until offered a free donor kabab


  • #6925
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    But MacGyver never ever says never.

    Work for nothing.. never be idle


  • #6926
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    He dodged back inside the shed.

    The ex-wife was seeking her alimony


  • #6927
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    He dodged back inside the shed.

    He sighed. Not another debt collector


  • #6928
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    He dodged back inside the shed.

    With the neighbours brand new lawnmower


  • #6929
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    He powdered up genny and blowtorch.

    He began to slowly torture himself


  • #6930
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    He powdered up genny and blowtorch.

    And then the generator broke down


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  • #6931
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    He powdered up genny and blowtorch.

    These Argos tools weren't top class


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