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A story in six words

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  • #6932
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Twenty minutes later the roof exploded.

    The SAS entered through the window


  • #6933
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Twenty minutes later the roof exploded.

    So that thing was a grenade


  • #6934
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Twenty minutes later the roof exploded.

    At least it was the neighbours


  • #6935
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Aiming the craft's anti-gravity lasers carefully.

    Spock deliberately blinded captain kirk forever


  • #6936
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,221 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Only you can prevent forest fires


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  • #6937
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Aiming the craft's anti-gravity lasers carefully.

    I made the moon actually explode


  • #6938
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Aiming the craft's anti-gravity lasers carefully.

    The doctor removed my brain altogether


  • #6939
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    "Oh sh1t." Johnny whispered to himself.

    I've just done a number two


  • #6940
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    "Oh sh1t." Johnny whispered to himself.

    I shouldn't ever drink and drive


  • #6941
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    "Oh sh1t." Johnny whispered to himself.

    Thats a man, not a woman


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  • #6942
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Only you can prevent forest fires

    If you're not in the forest


  • #6943
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Only you can prevent forest fires

    If you don't light a fire


  • #6944
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Only you can prevent forest fires

    If the proper laws are obeyed


  • #6945
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Nobody cared has she constantly cried


  • #6946
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,221 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    If the proper laws are obeyed

    Laws are there to be broken


  • #6947
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Laws are there to be broken

    Only when they are bloody ridiculous


  • #6948
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Laws are there to be broken

    More so to be bent softly


  • #6949
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Laws are there to be broken

    Who makes these stupid laws anyway


  • #6950
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,221 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    Only when they are bloody ridiculous

    The same applies to novelty hats


  • #6951
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The same applies to novelty hats

    Except the kiss my quick type


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  • #6952
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The same applies to novelty hats

    I prefer the novelty covid masks


  • #6953
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The same applies to novelty hats

    When the novelty became the normal


  • #6954
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,221 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    When the novelty became the normal

    Morbid obesity was all the rage


  • #6955
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Morbid obesity was all the rage

    In many parts of the usa


  • #6956
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Morbid obesity was all the rage

    In a modern society of laziness


  • #6957
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Morbid obesity was all the rage

    And then a world famine descended


  • #6958
    Elwood_Blues
    Registered Users Posts: 350 ✭✭Elwood_Blues


    Turns out the Zyzzyva did it.


  • #6959
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Elwood_Blues wrote: »
    Turns out the Zyzzyva did it.

    But the facts were terribly distorted


  • #6960
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Elwood_Blues wrote: »
    Turns out the Zyzzyva did it.

    Guilty until proven innocent... he cried


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  • #6961
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Elwood_Blues wrote: »
    Turns out the Zyzzyva did it.

    In self-defense cried he's solicitor boldly


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