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A story in six words

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  • #7262
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    They instead became very down hearted

    Fair city was their last hope


  • #7263
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,221 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    Fair city was their last hope

    In that case, they were fücked


  • #7264
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    In that case, they were fücked

    the nations pride was definitely extinguished


  • #7265
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    In that case, they were fücked

    The TV licence was their redemption


  • #7266
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    In that case, they were fücked

    That's what an orgys all about


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  • #7267
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    Kylta wrote: »
    That's what an orgys all about

    He broke out in a cold sweat.


  • #7268
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    No women were to be seen.


  • #7269
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    He should have read the t/cs.


  • #7270
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    He broke out in a cold sweat.

    The local shop had no ham


  • #7271
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    He broke out in a cold sweat.

    The mother-in-law was invited on holidays


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  • #7272
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    He broke out in a cold sweat.

    The wife's credit card statement arrived


  • #7273
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    No women were to be seen.

    The male only bar survived covid


  • #7274
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    No women were to be seen.

    The orgy invitations misspelling was catastrophic


  • #7275
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    No women were to be seen.

    Which left the men holding themselves


  • #7276
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    He should have read the t/cs.

    It was written in invisible ink


  • #7277
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    He should have read the t/cs.

    They were written in ancient hebrew


  • #7278
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    He should have read the t/cs.

    Illiteracy was no excuse with debacle


  • #7279
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,221 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    It was written in invisible ink

    Ink that came from a squid


  • #7280
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Ink that came from a squid

    Allegedly it came from a squid


  • #7281
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Ink that came from a squid

    That had fended of an orca


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  • #7282
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Ink that came from a squid

    Was used to write government cheques


  • #7283
    is_that_so
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,136 ✭✭✭✭is_that_so


    Cruel Times. Once Lived. Never Forgotten.


  • #7284
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    is_that_so wrote: »
    Cruel Times. Once Lived. Never Forgotten.

    A family legend in the making


  • #7285
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    is_that_so wrote: »
    Cruel Times. Once Lived. Never Forgotten.

    Once upon a time mayhem reigned


  • #7286
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    is_that_so wrote: »
    Cruel Times. Once Lived. Never Forgotten.

    hopefully the future will be better


  • #7287
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,221 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    hopefully the future will be better

    Said the priest to the convict


  • #7288
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Said the priest to the convict

    Its very hard to resist temptation


  • #7289
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Said the priest to the convict

    Both off our sins are unforgivable


  • #7290
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Said the priest to the convict

    God forgave me, he'll forgive you


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  • #7291
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,221 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    God forgave me, he'll forgive you

    He also approves of excessive farting


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