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A story in six words

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  • #7382
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    He was more interested in gardening

    She demanded her flowers be pruned


  • #7383
    Heighway61
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,972 ✭✭✭Heighway61


    Hello Mum. It's me. Your son.


  • #7384
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    Heighway61 wrote: »
    Hello Mum. It's me. Your son.

    Wow. The sex change worked wonders.


  • #7385
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Heighway61 wrote: »
    Hello Mum. It's me. Your son.

    Are you looking for more money?


  • #7386
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Heighway61 wrote: »
    Hello Mum. It's me. Your son.

    Where did the orpanage close down


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  • #7387
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Heighway61 wrote: »
    Hello Mum. It's me. Your son.

    Stop reminding me of my mistake


  • #7388
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Wow. The sex change worked wonders.

    Your a whole new something again


  • #7389
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Wow. The sex change worked wonders.

    Is that supposed to be there


  • #7390
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Wow. The sex change worked wonders.

    They even changed your skin colour


  • #7391
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,221 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    Are you looking for more money?

    The revenue commissioners were back AGAIN


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  • #7392
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The revenue commissioners were back AGAIN

    Party poopers are never far away


  • #7393
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The revenue commissioners were back AGAIN

    The miser brigade are back again


  • #7394
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The revenue commissioners were back AGAIN

    You earn it. They take it


  • #7395
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,221 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    Party poopers are never far away

    The phantom shïtter was loose again


  • #7396
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The phantom shïtter was loose again

    The diahorria dude screamed the tabloids


  • #7397
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The phantom shïtter was loose again

    Eamon ryan makes the cows scapegoats


  • #7398
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The phantom shïtter was loose again

    Police are following a definite smell


  • #7399
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,221 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    Police are following a definite smell

    The all encompassing Smell of B.O.


  • #7400
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The all encompassing Smell of B.O.

    Body odour is irrelevant when naked


  • #7401
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The all encompassing Smell of B.O.

    Ball odour is common among men


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  • #7402
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The all encompassing Smell of B.O.

    The encompassing smell of bullsh!tters out


  • #7403
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,221 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    Body odour is irrelevant when naked

    It's the single biggest issue nowadays


  • #7404
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    It's the single biggest issue nowadays

    When will this covid sh¡t end


  • #7405
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    It's the single biggest issue nowadays

    When will life return to normal


  • #7406
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    It's the single biggest issue nowadays

    Staying at home and getting fleeced


  • #7407
    Insect Overlord
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,911 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    Nonsense ad nauseum. Story-telling? Alas, no.


  • #7408
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Insect Overlord wrote: »
    Nonsense ad nauseum. Story-telling? Alas, no.

    Whom does the ad-nauseum belong too


  • #7409
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Insect Overlord wrote: »
    Nonsense ad nauseum. Story-telling? Alas, no.

    All stories start with a word


  • #7410
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Insect Overlord wrote: »
    Nonsense ad nauseum. Story-telling? Alas, no.

    Unfortunately nausea satisfies my inventive soul


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  • #7411
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    Kylta wrote: »
    Unfortunately nausea satisfies my inventive soul

    Painted vomit picture sells for 100k.


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