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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Painted vomit picture sells for 100k.

    Art is in the beholders eye


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Painted vomit picture sells for 100k.

    Will give vomit away for free


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Painted vomit picture sells for 100k.

    A picture projects a vivid scene


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,221 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    A picture projects a vivid scene

    A scene unseen to the blind


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    A scene unseen to the blind

    All those who witnessed extreme weather


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  • Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    Mystery of colour as yet undefined


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    A scene unseen to the blind

    The creation of a nanny state


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    Kylta wrote: »
    All those who witnessed extreme weather

    Climb in bath and hunker down.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    Kylta wrote: »
    The creation of a nanny state

    Throw toys out of the pram.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    A scene unseen to the blind

    The cycle lanes that create havoc


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Mystery of colour as yet undefined

    The scientists believe its contains red


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Mystery of colour as yet undefined

    Its green proclaimed the green party


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    Scientists only see through their tools.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Mystery of colour as yet undefined

    The few thinks it just sh!t


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Climb in bath and hunker down.

    With candles and some red wine


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    Kylta wrote: »
    The few thinks it just sh!t

    They are the more discerning participants.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Climb in bath and hunker down.

    For a night of watery love


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    Kylta wrote: »
    With candles and some red wine

    I offered my freedom away unknowingly.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    Kylta wrote: »
    For a night of watery love

    I go toilet earlier next time.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Climb in bath and hunker down.

    So we can play soldiers again


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Throw toys out of the pram.

    Unless I get my bloody way


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Throw toys out of the pram.

    Again and again because I can


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    Kylta wrote: »
    Unless I get my bloody way

    This one's gonna sell for 200k.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Throw toys out of the pram.

    It gives mammy something to do


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    Kylta wrote: »
    Again and again because I can

    My OCD therapist won't like this.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    This one's gonna sell for 200k.

    Painted picture of authentic alcoholic puke


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    Kylta wrote: »
    It gives mammy something to do

    Powdered milk from now on buster.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    This one's gonna sell for 200k.

    Its my wife actually cooking dinner


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    This one's gonna sell for 200k.

    It contains my actual left kidney


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  • Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    Kylta wrote: »
    Its my wife actually cooking dinner

    Her drunken antics appalled the guests.


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