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A story in six words

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  • #7442
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Scientists only see through their tools.

    It the big eye that counts


  • #7443
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    Kylta wrote: »
    It contains my actual left kidney

    The robot paused quickly to urinate.


  • #7444
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    Kylta wrote: »
    It the big eye that counts

    If you use lowercase you're nobody.


  • #7445
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Scientists only see through their tools.

    Their mircoscopes can enhance real problems


  • #7446
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Scientists only see through their tools.

    And specsavers became a vital tool


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  • #7447
    little bess
    Registered Users Posts: 483 ✭✭little bess


    Kylta wrote: »
    And specsavers became a vital tool

    Her main problem was psychological myopia.


  • #7448
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    They are the more discerning participants.

    The mentality challenged blended in well


  • #7449
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    They are the more discerning participants.

    Their ulterior motives were plainly visible


  • #7450
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    They are the more discerning participants.

    Always punching well above their weight


  • #7451
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    I offered my freedom away unknowingly.

    That marriage would enslave me wholly


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  • #7452
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    I offered my freedom away unknowingly.

    So the mistress could well pleased


  • #7453
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    I offered my freedom away unknowingly.

    All because I enjoyed my drugs


  • #7454
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    I go toilet earlier next time.

    Your bed is constantly getting soaked


  • #7455
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    I go toilet earlier next time.

    Your liquid consumption will dramatically fall


  • #7456
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    I go toilet earlier next time.

    How could you smell that bad


  • #7457
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    My OCD therapist won't like this.

    Because I rearrange her office space


  • #7458
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    My OCD therapist won't like this.

    I reply to everything in threes


  • #7459
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    My OCD therapist won't like this.

    Dressing and undressing in her office


  • #7460
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Powdered milk from now on buster.

    There was no end to torture


  • #7461
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Powdered milk from now on buster.

    How many times can one apologise


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  • #7462
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Powdered milk from now on buster.

    Mammy was right about leaving home


  • #7463
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Her drunken antics appalled the guests.

    But her banana trick was amusing


  • #7464
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Her drunken antics appalled the guests.

    Althought her fanny farts were fantastic


  • #7465
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Her drunken antics appalled the guests.

    But who invites nuns to parties


  • #7466
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    The robot paused quickly to urinate.

    Another oil leak, where's the mechanic


  • #7467
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    The robot paused quickly to urinate.

    From underneath it armpit how embarrassing


  • #7468
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    The robot paused quickly to urinate.

    And was arrested for polluting river


  • #7469
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    If you use lowercase you're nobody.

    Mr anonymous has just gone home


  • #7470
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    If you use lowercase you're nobody.

    I've a suitcase but i'm homeless


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  • #7471
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    If you use lowercase you're nobody.

    I married a headcase. How adventurous


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