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A story in six words

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  • #1202
    Ragnar Lothbrok
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,860 ✭✭✭Ragnar Lothbrok


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The couple stank of rotten fish

    This gives a vile mental image :mad:


  • #1203
    RMAOK
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,230 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    The mind is a dangerous thing


  • #1204
    corks finest
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,740 ✭✭✭corks finest


    Anne Other wrote: »
    I came.
    I conquered.
    I left.
    I left-came back- am lost.


  • #1205
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,244 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Don't try this at my home


  • #1206
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,244 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Valentine's Day coming depression is rising


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  • #1207
    Avatar MIA
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,750 ✭✭✭Avatar MIA


    RobbingBandit wrote: »
    Valentine's Day coming depression is rising

    One assumes one is no florist.


  • #1208
    Perifect
    Closed Accounts Posts: 751 ✭✭✭Perifect


    Kill them all I tell thee.


  • #1209
    RMAOK
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,230 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Perifect wrote: »
    Kill them all I tell thee.

    Didn't look good on the C.V.


  • #1210
    Perifect
    Closed Accounts Posts: 751 ✭✭✭Perifect


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Didn't look good on the C.V.

    It's ok because I'm a monkey.


  • #1211
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,244 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Avatar MIA wrote: »
    One assumes one is no florist.

    Are you a cop he asked


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  • #1212
    boardise
    Registered Users Posts: 3,476 ✭✭✭boardise


    Sorry -not in my back yard.


  • #1213
    Avatar MIA
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,750 ✭✭✭Avatar MIA


    Cop on better than cop out


  • #1214
    elperello
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,843 ✭✭✭✭elperello


    Brexit means brexit, backstop means backstop.


  • #1215
    RMAOK
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,230 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    elperello wrote: »
    Brexit means brexit, backstop means backstop.

    Theresa May's on a loop again


  • #1216
    boardise
    Registered Users Posts: 3,476 ✭✭✭boardise


    Please don't think me a pedant ....

    but

    We are straying from the task.

    A statement is not a story.

    What a story needs is - progression.

    None of the above are stories.


  • #1217
    RMAOK
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,230 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    boardise wrote: »
    Please don't think me a pedant ....

    but

    We are straying from the task.

    A statement is not a story.

    What a story needs is - progression.

    None of the above are stories.

    Were the instructions from on high


  • #1218
    Ragnar Lothbrok
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,860 ✭✭✭Ragnar Lothbrok


    boardise wrote: »
    Please don't think me a pedant ....

    but

    We are straying from the task.

    A statement is not a story.

    What a story needs is - progression.

    None of the above are stories.

    Some of the above were stories.


  • #1219
    Ragnar Lothbrok
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,860 ✭✭✭Ragnar Lothbrok


    boardise wrote: »
    Please don't think me a pedant ....

    but

    We are straying from the task.

    A statement is not a story.

    What a story needs is - progression.

    None of the above are stories.

    Generally, I would agree with you.


  • #1220
    elperello
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,843 ✭✭✭✭elperello


    Luke Kelly died this day 1984.


  • #1221
    justincasey
    Registered Users Posts: 595 ✭✭✭justincasey


    It all started with a kiss


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  • #1222
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,802 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    How'd it end up like this


  • #1223
    RMAOK
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,230 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    The hairy man lost his razor


  • #1224
    TomOnBoard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,121 ✭✭✭TomOnBoard


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The hairy man lost his razor

    Man lost razor.. then BECAME hairy!


  • #1225
    TomOnBoard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,121 ✭✭✭TomOnBoard


    boardise wrote: »
    Please don't think me a pedant ....

    but

    We are straying from the task.

    A statement is not a story.

    What a story needs is - progression.

    None of the above are stories.

    OK!! NO Pedo until after verdict!!!


  • #1226
    TomOnBoard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,121 ✭✭✭TomOnBoard


    elperello wrote: »
    Luke Kelly died this day 1984.

    Not this day... But this Date...:cool:


  • #1227
    TomOnBoard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,121 ✭✭✭TomOnBoard


    justincasey wrote: »
    It all started with a kiss

    And ended in rape of hundreds....


  • #1228
    TomOnBoard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,121 ✭✭✭TomOnBoard


    Anyone can extemporise within six words........


  • #1229
    Blaizes
    Closed Accounts Posts: 809 ✭✭✭Blaizes


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Theresa May's on a loop again

    '' We're on a road to nowhere ''


  • #1230
    RMAOK
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,230 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Francis Brennan talks about his apples


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  • #1231
    Sorry about that
    Closed Accounts Posts: 632 ✭✭✭Sorry about that


    She said she said no. Trial.


  • #1232
    TomOnBoard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,121 ✭✭✭TomOnBoard


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Francis Brennan talks about his apples

    His Penny Apples, like Bill Cullens'???


  • #1233
    TomOnBoard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,121 ✭✭✭TomOnBoard


    Sorry about that wrote: »
    She said she said no. Trial.

    She said no??? Trial unnecessary!!! Rapist!!!


  • #1234
    RMAOK
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,230 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    TomOnBoard wrote: »
    His Penny Apples, like Bill Cullens'???

    They all had business in Kerry


  • #1235
    Sorry about that
    Closed Accounts Posts: 632 ✭✭✭Sorry about that


    "Enough is enough", his final words.


  • #1236
    gozunda
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,996 ✭✭✭✭gozunda


    The Apple spelled disaster for all


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  • #1237
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,802 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    How do I clean this mess.


  • #1238
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,244 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Don't drink and think, just drink.


  • #1239
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,802 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    I won't says I, I'm fine.


  • #1240
    Avatar MIA
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,750 ✭✭✭Avatar MIA


    Sorry about that wrote: »
    "Enough is enough", his final words.

    Final cigarette stubbed. Voice box removed.


  • #1241
    RMAOK
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,230 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    He used to speak so eloquently


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  • #1242
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,802 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    Any idea what's in this box?


  • #1243
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,244 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    The secret is a juicy one


  • #1244
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,244 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Today I finally realise **** everything


  • #1245
    RMAOK
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,230 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    The Superbowl that lasted too long


  • #1246
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,244 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Tonight Brady OT GOAT PATS WIN


  • #1247
    RMAOK
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,230 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    RobbingBandit wrote: »
    Tonight Brady OT GOAT PATS WIN

    Was the script for the night


  • #1248
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,244 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    The Saints were a write-out unfortunately


  • #1249
    RMAOK
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,230 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    The last call worked against them


  • #1250
    Man Vs ManUre
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,425 ✭✭✭Man Vs ManUre


    Once upon a time the end.


  • #1251
    daithi7
    Registered Users Posts: 1,303 ✭✭✭daithi7


    'Caring' nurses strike, sickly patients suffer!!!


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