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A story in six words

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  • #7502
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Love doesn't exist in real life

    True love turns people into fools


  • #7503
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,221 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    Love makes life worth the journey

    That I cannot agree with tbh


  • #7504
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    That I cannot agree with tbh

    To each their own personal opinion


  • #7505
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    That I cannot agree with tbh

    A romantic person thrives for love


  • #7506
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    That I cannot agree with tbh

    To live, to love, to die


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  • #7507
    edwho
    Registered Users Posts: 9 ✭edwho


    He lived and then he decayed.


  • #7508
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    edwho wrote: »
    He lived and then he decayed.

    Twas the journey inbetween that mattered


  • #7509
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    edwho wrote: »
    He lived and then he decayed.

    And all he witnessed became life


  • #7510
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    edwho wrote: »
    He lived and then he decayed.

    We only arrive to eventually depart


  • #7511
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,221 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    To live, to love, to die

    The life story of Robert Mugabe


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  • #7512
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The life story of Robert Mugabe

    To live to plunder and prosper


  • #7513
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The life story of Robert Mugabe

    How to fleece your loving people


  • #7514
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The life story of Robert Mugabe

    How I destroyed my lovely country


  • #7515
    edwho
    Registered Users Posts: 9 ✭edwho


    Slapped a sliotar down the road


  • #7516
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    edwho wrote: »
    Slapped a sliotar down the road

    In frustration at not seeing game


  • #7517
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    edwho wrote: »
    Slapped a sliotar down the road

    And I never seen it again


  • #7518
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    edwho wrote: »
    Slapped a sliotar down the road

    That's when the aliens abducted me


  • #7519
    edwho
    Registered Users Posts: 9 ✭edwho


    I gave her a new hole.


  • #7520
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,221 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    That's when the aliens abducted me

    They performed a complete cavity search


  • #7521
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    edwho wrote: »
    I gave her a new hole.

    Where did you put this hole


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  • #7522
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    edwho wrote: »
    I gave her a new hole.

    You gave a woman two mouths


  • #7523
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    edwho wrote: »
    I gave her a new hole.

    And the guards launched their investigation


  • #7524
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    They performed a complete cavity search

    And I smiled and smiled again


  • #7525
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    They performed a complete cavity search

    I was sure they'd find shergar


  • #7526
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    They performed a complete cavity search

    Finally my man cave was explored


  • #7527
    edwho
    Registered Users Posts: 9 ✭edwho


    They locked the Arthur's Quay toilet.


  • #7528
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    edwho wrote: »
    They locked the Arthur's Quay toilet.

    Terrible if you get caught out


  • #7529
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    edwho wrote: »
    They locked the Arthur's Quay toilet.

    Did you search for the key


  • #7530
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    edwho wrote: »
    They locked the Arthur's Quay toilet.

    One, two skip to the loo


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  • #7531
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,221 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    One, two skip to the loo

    To make a big, dirty poo


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