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A story in six words

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  • #7742
    Eduard Khil
    Registered Users Posts: 796 ✭✭✭Eduard Khil


    And now this lone wolf departs


  • #7743
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Eduard Khil wrote: »
    And now this lone wolf departs

    To begin his own wolf pack


  • #7744
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Eduard Khil wrote: »
    And now this lone wolf departs

    To seek solace among the mountains


  • #7745
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    Their immense beauty humbled the ego.


  • #7746
    Sam Quentin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,229 ✭✭✭Sam Quentin


    Landlord:: I swear I'll close Good Friday.


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  • #7747
    gozunda
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,996 ✭✭✭✭gozunda


    Sam Quentin wrote: »
    Landlord:: I swear I'll close Good Friday.

    Closed and all hell broke loose ...


  • #7748
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Their immense beauty humbled the ego.

    Her generosity contained with and charm


  • #7749
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Their immense beauty humbled the ego.

    The plastic surgeon done magnificent work


  • #7750
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Sam Quentin wrote: »
    Landlord:: I swear I'll close Good Friday.

    And also on covid monday etc


  • #7751
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Sam Quentin wrote: »
    Landlord:: I swear I'll close Good Friday.

    When they crucify the lord again


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  • #7752
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    gozunda wrote: »
    Closed and all hell broke loose ...

    The people demanded the dail reopen


  • #7753
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    gozunda wrote: »
    Closed and all hell broke loose ...

    The kids want their McDonald's now


  • #7754
    6541
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,951 ✭✭✭6541


    Kylta wrote: »
    The kids want their McDonald's now

    Sadly, reduced menu because of Coronavirus


  • #7755
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Imprisoned in a field of flowers


  • #7756
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    6541 wrote: »
    Sadly, reduced menu because of Coronavirus

    The cannabils refused the tainted meat


  • #7757
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    6541 wrote: »
    Sadly, reduced menu because of Coronavirus

    Elephant and gorilla were very rare


  • #7758
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    6541 wrote: »
    Sadly, reduced menu because of Coronavirus

    At last, humans for human consumption


  • #7759
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    Kylta wrote: »
    At last, humans for human consumption

    Human(e) slices, let's call them hacon.


  • #7760
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    Hopefully they're humanely gassed to death.


  • #7761
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    Don't cry. They're bred to eat.


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  • #7762
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Human(e) slices, let's call them hacon.

    Hacon and heef were todays menu


  • #7763
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Human(e) slices, let's call them hacon.

    The vegan refused to eat hacon


  • #7764
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Hopefully they're humanely gassed to death.

    Smothered in their sleep no distress


  • #7765
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Hopefully they're humanely gassed to death.

    They were given up to humanity


  • #7766
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Don't cry. They're bred to eat.

    Only the best they're free range


  • #7767
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Don't cry. They're bred to eat.

    They had to be fattened up


  • #7768
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    The rain slowly cleanses my sins


  • #7769
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    Deluded preacher jumped into the whirlpool.


  • #7770
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Deluded preacher jumped into the whirlpool.

    And went round and round again


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  • #7771
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    My youth seems so distant now


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