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A story in six words

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  • #7952
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    She realised she was totally wrong


  • #7953
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    They could still burst your eye

    Too much porn can do that


  • #7954
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Better your eye than your bubble.

    Both have that feeling of deflating


  • #7955
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Deleted User wrote: »
    At the end of her error..

    That's impossible... women don't make mistakes


  • #7956
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    She realised she was totally wrong

    And the earth vanished from space


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  • #7957
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,221 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    auspicious wrote: »
    She realised she was totally wrong

    Her husband was not the father


  • #7958
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Her husband was not the father

    Her son was her father's brother


  • #7959
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,221 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »


    Her son was her father's brother

    The family tree was a circle


  • #7960
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The family tree was a circle

    The lucky one... was the dog


  • #7961
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,221 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    The lucky one... was the dog

    There's no beastiality in that household


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  • #7962
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    There's no beastiality in that household

    Its questionable. I've seen the family


  • #7963
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    The goats alopecia had him ruined


  • #7964
    blue5000
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 12,690 Mod ✭✭✭✭blue5000


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The family tree was a circle

    His granny slipped him her tongue.

    If the seat's wet, sit on yer hat, a cool head is better than a wet ar5e.



  • #7965
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    blue5000 wrote: »
    His granny slipped him her tongue.

    If only the dentures could talk


  • #7966
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Today I've risen with the beast


  • #7967
    blue5000
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 12,690 Mod ✭✭✭✭blue5000


    Wonder who is the unknown soldier?

    If the seat's wet, sit on yer hat, a cool head is better than a wet ar5e.



  • #7968
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    blue5000 wrote: »
    Wonder who is the unknown soldier?

    He was a hunchback called fred


  • #7969
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,221 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    Today I've risen with the beast

    That orgy did not end well


  • #7970
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    That orgy did not end well

    The beast stood proudful until fallen


  • #7971
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,221 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    The beast stood proudful until fallen

    Jimmy Saville: an autobiography in time


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  • #7972
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Jimmy Saville: an autobiography in time

    The foreword written by Gary Glitter


  • #7973
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,221 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    The foreword written by Gary Glitter

    Gary had lots of free time


  • #7974
    Eduard Khil
    Registered Users Posts: 796 ✭✭✭Eduard Khil


    A gangbanger living in jungle paradise


  • #7975
    Eduard Khil
    Registered Users Posts: 796 ✭✭✭Eduard Khil


    Just a dream to feel freedom


  • #7976
    Eduard Khil
    Registered Users Posts: 796 ✭✭✭Eduard Khil


    I didn't vote for crazy Kanye


  • #7977
    Eduard Khil
    Registered Users Posts: 796 ✭✭✭Eduard Khil


    I wish I could forget you.


  • #7978
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Gary had lots of free time

    Rolf harris played his famous didgeridoo


  • #7979
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Eduard Khil wrote: »
    A gangbanger living in jungle paradise

    Tarzan eventually quelled his wicked ways


  • #7980
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Eduard Khil wrote: »
    Just a dream to feel freedom

    Freedom was the sexiest woman alive


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  • #7981
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Eduard Khil wrote: »
    I didn't vote for crazy Kanye

    Neither did the West's it seems


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