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A story in six words

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  • #8012
    Eduard Khil
    Registered Users Posts: 796 ✭✭✭Eduard Khil


    Christmas flights booked I'm coming home


  • #8013
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    blue5000 wrote: »
    Said the spider to the fly.....

    This silky web is your demise


  • #8014
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    It was then inserted for fun

    His mother-in-law was absolutely sh!t faced


  • #8015
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Eduard Khil wrote: »
    You are not my robot supervisor

    Yes I am you bloody human


  • #8016
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Eduard Khil wrote: »
    Storage space required for broken heart

    No need... broken hearts are terminal


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  • #8017
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Eduard Khil wrote: »
    Return of deposit holiday was cancelled

    Head the pub so.... ops closed


  • #8018
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Eduard Khil wrote: »
    Christmas flights booked I'm coming home

    What would xmas be without you


  • #8019
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Today is like yesterday over again


  • #8020
    Odeta
    Registered Users Posts: 163 ✭✭Odeta


    Eduard Khil wrote: »
    Storage space required for broken heart

    Eduard, time is a great healer


  • #8021
    Odeta
    Registered Users Posts: 163 ✭✭Odeta


    Odeta wrote: »
    Eduard, time is a great healer

    Or so I have been told


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  • #8022
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Odeta wrote: »
    Or so I have been told

    Hearts are meant to be broken


  • #8023
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Odeta wrote: »
    Eduard, time is a great healer

    Get up. time out. move on


  • #8024
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,221 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    Hearts are meant to be broken

    The moral here: Trust no one


  • #8025
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The moral here: Trust no one

    Everybody's head gets wrecked by love


  • #8026
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,221 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    Everybody's head gets wrecked by love

    Self love was the key here


  • #8027
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Self love was the key here

    As long as you have tissue


  • #8028
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    It was meant to be cleansed


  • #8029
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,221 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    It was meant to be cleansed

    The semen stains were absolutely everywhere


  • #8030
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The semen stains were absolutely everywhere

    But not in the right spot


  • #8031
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,221 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    But not in the right spot

    They were all over the bible


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  • #8032
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    They were all over the bible

    The priest had the shakes again


  • #8033
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    Possession never allowed his soul's liberation.


  • #8034
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,221 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    The priest had the shakes again

    A good stiff drink was required


  • #8035
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Possession never allowed his soul's liberation.

    To much wine was liberation enough


  • #8036
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    A good stiff drink was required

    But who would foot this bill


  • #8037
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    Kylta wrote: »
    But who would foot this bill

    He just kissed the Pope's ring.


  • #8038
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,221 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    auspicious wrote: »
    He just kissed the Pope's ring.

    The bishop wanted his ring kissed


  • #8039
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The bishop wanted his ring kissed

    Unfortunately his ring wasn't big enough.


  • #8040
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,221 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    auspicious wrote: »
    Unfortunately his ring wasn't big enough.

    Size definitely mattered with the clergy


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  • #8041
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    He just kissed the Pope's ring.

    The vatican does have outrageous parties


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