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A story in six words

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  • #8102
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    okeydokeys22 wrote: »
    But why don't you love me?

    Is that you again father Malloy?


  • #8103
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,221 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    Is that you again father Malloy?

    Someone was lurking in the bushes


  • #8104
    con___manx1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,516 ✭✭✭con___manx1


    Squirrel farted. It Smelled like nuts.


  • #8105
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    con___manx1 wrote: »
    Squirrel farted. It Smelled like nuts.

    She circled 'round and 'round and..


  • #8106
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Someone was lurking in the bushes

    There is no proof twas me


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  • #8107
    gozunda
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,996 ✭✭✭✭gozunda


    At every end, there's a beginning


  • #8108
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    con___manx1 wrote: »
    Squirrel farted. It Smelled like nuts.

    Its sh!t destroyed the tree leaves


  • #8109
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    She circled 'round and 'round and..

    That's the downside when on roundabouts


  • #8110
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Born in Cork, life was good


  • #8111
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    gozunda wrote: »
    At every end, there's a beginning

    Unless you finally close the book


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  • #8112
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Born in Cork, life was good

    Memories take us back to innocence


  • #8113
    gozunda
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,996 ✭✭✭✭gozunda


    Kylta wrote: »
    Unless you finally close the book

    Then you get to read another


  • #8114
    Ger Roe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,136 ✭✭✭Ger Roe


    Covid came and the world changed.


  • #8115
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Stories always have a conclusive finality


  • #8116
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    Kylta wrote: »
    Stories always have a conclusive finality

    The taxman stared him down. Unblinking.


  • #8117
    gozunda
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,996 ✭✭✭✭gozunda


    auspicious wrote: »
    The taxman stared him down. Unblinking.

    The only two certainties - death and taxes ...


  • #8118
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    The taxman stared him down. Unblinking.

    Prison was always the better option


  • #8119
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    gozunda wrote: »
    The only two certainties - death and taxes ...

    Plus your basic food and water


  • #8120
    gozunda
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,996 ✭✭✭✭gozunda


    Kylta wrote: »
    Plus your basic food and water

    But only after death and taxes ...


  • #8121
    daithi7
    Registered Users Posts: 1,301 ✭✭✭daithi7


    RTE journalists photograhed breaking the law.


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  • #8122
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    gozunda wrote: »
    But only after death and taxes ...

    And then the worms will feast


  • #8123
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    daithi7 wrote: »
    RTE journalists photograhed breaking the law.

    Is there any journalists in rte?


  • #8124
    Ekerot
    Registered Users Posts: 543 ✭✭✭Ekerot


    "Credible Journalism, in RTE? Bah humbug!"


  • #8125
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Ekerot wrote: »
    "Credible Journalism, in RTE? Bah humbug!"

    Santa bring credible journalists for xmas


  • #8126
    Ekerot
    Registered Users Posts: 543 ✭✭✭Ekerot


    If only to cheer us up


  • #8127
    CruelSummer
    Registered Users Posts: 2,282 ✭✭✭CruelSummer


    Anticipation, action, realisation, anger, acceptance, revolt.


  • #8128
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,221 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    CruelSummer wrote: »
    Anticipation, action, realisation, anger, acceptance, revolt.

    The life story of Gary glitter


  • #8129
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Ekerot wrote: »
    If only to cheer us up

    Santa could throw a big party


  • #8130
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    CruelSummer wrote: »
    Anticipation, action, realisation, anger, acceptance, revolt.

    That sounds like my last marraige


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  • #8131
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    CruelSummer wrote: »
    Anticipation, action, realisation, anger, acceptance, revolt.

    So you know my boss too


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