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A story in six words

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  • #8132
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The life story of Gary glitter

    Why has he not been castrated


  • #8133
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,221 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    Why has he not been castrated

    He tried that before. Didn't work!


  • #8134
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    He tried that before. Didn't work!

    One needs to apply himself eagerly


  • #8135
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Take your secrets to the grave


  • #8136
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,221 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    Take your secrets to the grave

    The key to a successful marriage


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  • #8137
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The key to a successful marriage

    Move the mother-in-law far far away


  • #8138
    gozunda
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,996 ✭✭✭✭gozunda


    Kylta wrote: »
    Move the mother-in-law far far away

    Mother-in-law moves in next door instead ...


  • #8139
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    gozunda wrote: »
    Mother-in-law moves in next door instead ...

    Folks will just keep persecuting themselves


  • #8140
    gozunda
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,996 ✭✭✭✭gozunda


    Kylta wrote: »
    Folks will just keep persecuting themselves

    Said the mother-in-law to the daughter-in-law


  • #8141
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    gozunda wrote: »
    Said the mother-in-law to the daughter-in-law

    Your husband is very poor quality


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  • #8142
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    gozunda wrote: »
    Said the mother-in-law to the daughter-in-law

    It began and ended with nag


  • #8143
    Ekerot
    Registered Users Posts: 543 ✭✭✭Ekerot


    "Nag Nag NAG!" She went on


  • #8144
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    If only the horse had listened


  • #8145
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,221 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    If only the horse had listened

    The horse was sent to jail


  • #8146
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The horse was sent to jail

    The disguise didn't work this time


  • #8147
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,221 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    The disguise didn't work this time

    Lord Lucan had finally been unmasked


  • #8148
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Lord Lucan had finally been unmasked

    He was really only Prince Philip


  • #8149
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,221 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    He was really only Prince Philip

    Phil the Greek was finally outed


  • #8150
    gozunda
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,996 ✭✭✭✭gozunda


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Phil the Greek was finally outed

    Like Oedipus's father - he was undone


  • #8151
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Phil the Greek was finally outed

    He sold dodgy smokes in town


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  • #8152
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    gozunda wrote: »
    Like Oedipus's father - he was undone

    But was oedipus's father... he's father


  • #8153
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,221 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    But was oedipus's father... he's father

    The family tree was severely warped


  • #8154
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The family tree was severely warped

    Charles manson was the father figure


  • #8155
    Ekerot
    Registered Users Posts: 543 ✭✭✭Ekerot


    A charismatic madman, a murderous lout


  • #8156
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Ekerot wrote: »
    A charismatic madman, a murderous lout

    So you do know me then?


  • #8157
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Ekerot wrote: »
    A charismatic madman, a murderous lout

    We do people always praise me


  • #8158
    Kaybaykwah
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,243 ✭✭✭Kaybaykwah


    Kylta wrote: »
    We do people always praise me

    Because thou livest in a Manson.


  • #8159
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Kaybaykwah wrote: »
    Because thou livest in a Manson.

    Is it not because I'm me


  • #8160
    Ekerot
    Registered Users Posts: 543 ✭✭✭Ekerot


    You? Why would I love you?


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  • #8161
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Ekerot wrote: »
    You? Why would I love you?

    Because everybody loves me...I'm fantastic


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