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A story in six words

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  • #8162
    Ekerot
    Registered Users Posts: 543 ✭✭✭Ekerot


    Fantastic at being a sly fox


  • #8163
    Kaybaykwah
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,243 ✭✭✭Kaybaykwah


    Love is a many splendoured thing.


  • #8164
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Ekerot wrote: »
    Fantastic at being a sly fox

    I'm the wolf of your nightmares


  • #8165
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Kaybaykwah wrote: »
    Love is a many splendoured thing.

    its a miracle to find love


  • #8166
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,221 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    its a miracle to find love

    If only he found his micropenis


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  • #8167
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    If only he found his micropenis

    It is a small world anyway


  • #8168
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,221 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    It is a small world anyway

    Not as small as one inch


  • #8169
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Not as small as one inch

    It gets shorter day by day


  • #8170
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,221 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    It gets shorter day by day

    No amount of Viagra would work


  • #8171
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    No amount of Viagra would work

    A small hard man will do


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  • #8172
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,221 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    A small hard man will do

    They work wonders in prison showers


  • #8173
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    They work wonders in prison showers

    Only if you drop the soap


  • #8174
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,221 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    Only if you drop the soap

    A mistake never to be repeated


  • #8175
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    A mistake never to be repeated

    The man said never say never


  • #8176
    gogo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,452 ✭✭✭gogo


    Kylta wrote: »
    The man said never say never

    Although, that first time wasn’t awful...


  • #8177
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    gogo wrote: »
    Although, that first time wasn’t awful...

    you make lemonade out of lemons


  • #8178
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,221 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    you make lemonade out of lemons

    You make shïte out of prunes


  • #8179
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    You make shïte out of prunes

    You make excrement from all foods


  • #8180
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,221 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    You make excrement from all foods

    The Green party do not approve


  • #8181
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The Green party do not approve

    Sprouts will do that every time


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  • #8182
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,221 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    Sprouts will do that every time

    That would lead to more methane


  • #8183
    Ekerot
    Registered Users Posts: 543 ✭✭✭Ekerot


    Yeah, and my name's Miles Methane


  • #8184
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    That would lead to more methane

    Eamon ryans got the sh!ts again


  • #8185
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Ekerot wrote: »
    Yeah, and my name's Miles Methane

    A man of many many aliases


  • #8186
    Ekerot
    Registered Users Posts: 543 ✭✭✭Ekerot


    Too many alliases, I must admit


  • #8187
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    He regularly fainted with the stress.


  • #8188
    daithi7
    Registered Users Posts: 1,301 ✭✭✭daithi7


    Boris' babies, brexiteers & bullsh1tters....... Bah humbug!!!


  • #8189
    daithi7
    Registered Users Posts: 1,301 ✭✭✭daithi7


    Ursula, we British want out & in!?


  • #8190
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    Attaching giant propellers to Dorset and Sussex.


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  • #8191
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    The United Kingdom powered away northwards.


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