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A story in six words

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    #8342
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Day Lewin wrote: »
    So much Viagra, so few customers.

    They stood to attention for nowt


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    #8343
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The clergy had cancelled their order

    The altar boy sighed very loudly


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    #8344
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Day Lewin wrote: »
    Pill taken, collar off, freedom beckoned...

    The laxative work it's magic quickly


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    #8345
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,218 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    The altar boy sighed very loudly

    The body of Christ compelled him


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    #8346
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The body of Christ compelled him

    To fall upon his knees daily


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    #8347
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,218 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    To fall upon his knees daily

    He gave praise to Vladimir Putin


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    #8348
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    He gave praise to Vladimir Putin

    He praised anybody with the vaccine


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    #8349
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,218 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    He praised anybody with the vaccine

    He invited them to the orgy


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    #8350
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    He invited them to the orgy

    Only Dónal trump got there first


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    #8351
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,218 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    Only Dónal trump got there first

    He actually preferred a golden shower


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    #8352
    iQuain
    Registered Users Posts: 34 ✭iQuain


    RMAOK wrote: »
    He actually preferred a golden shower

    In fifteen carat gold coins


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    #8353
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    He walked away bruised but satisfied.


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    #8354
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    He actually preferred a golden shower

    Which Putin duly obliged orange donnie


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    #8355
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    He walked away bruised but satisfied.

    Twas a good day in penny's


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    #8356
    daithi7
    Registered Users Posts: 1,301 ✭✭✭daithi7


    Eat, fat, lazy, sofa, sleep, repeat.....


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    #8357
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    iQuain wrote: »
    In fifteen carat gold coins

    The slots paid out a bonus


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    #8358
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    daithi7 wrote: »
    Eat, fat, lazy, sofa, sleep, repeat.....

    Oh, its a wonderful groundhog life


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    #8359
    daithi7
    Registered Users Posts: 1,301 ✭✭✭daithi7


    The woman rose, dressed and left....


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    #8360
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    daithi7 wrote: »
    The woman rose, dressed and left....

    Just after I paid her handsomely


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    #8361
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    Immediately she pressed her panic alarm.


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    #8362
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Immediately she pressed her panic alarm.

    I should've kept my mask on


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    #8363
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,218 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    I should've kept my mask on

    The fines had become too draconian


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    #8364
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The fines had become too draconian

    The nanny state is governed incorrectly


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    #8365
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,218 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    The nanny state is governed incorrectly

    The nanny state should be dismantled


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    #8366
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The nanny state should be dismantled

    Too many nannies, not enough spanners


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    #8367
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,218 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    Too many nannies, not enough spanners

    The sperm clinic wasn't any fun


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    #8368
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The sperm clinic wasn't any fun

    There were hand signals flying around


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    #8369
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    Kylta wrote: »
    There were hand signals flying around

    For certain it was a cert.


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    #8370
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,218 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    There were hand signals flying around

    News for the deaf was erratic


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    #8371
    Denny61
    Registered Users Posts: 833 ✭✭✭Denny61


    Fell asleep driving...many tragedies unfolded


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