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A story in six words

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  • #1742
    tusk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,882 ✭✭✭tusk


    gozunda wrote: »
    A bucket kicker with no mop

    used his hair to clean floors


  • #1743
    Blaizes
    Closed Accounts Posts: 809 ✭✭✭Blaizes


    tusk wrote: »
    used his hair to clean floors

    He went by the name Moppy...


  • #1744
    TomOnBoard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,121 ✭✭✭TomOnBoard


    Blaizes wrote: »
    tusk wrote: »
    used his hair to clean floors

    He went by the name Moppy...
    A cousin of the Bucket woman...


  • #1745
    Ragnar Lothbrok
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,860 ✭✭✭Ragnar Lothbrok


    TomOnBoard wrote: »
    A cousin of the Bucket woman...

    Cousin/brother/husband - Dundalk family story.


  • #1746
    gozunda
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,996 ✭✭✭✭gozunda


    Ragnar Lothbrok wrote: »
    Cousin/brother/husband - Dundalk family story.

    Mop, bucket, brush - a cleaning family


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  • #1747
    tusk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,882 ✭✭✭tusk


    Another one murdered. There's none left!


  • #1748
    Emmersonn
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,128 ✭✭✭Emmersonn


    Mrs Bucket was the woman's name


  • #1749
    Former Observer
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 474 ✭✭Former Observer


    shat my pants on the bus


  • #1750
    CoBo55
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,273 ✭✭✭CoBo55


    Former Observer wrote: »
    shat my pants on the bus

    Cut down on the scrumpy jack.


  • #1751
    tusk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,882 ✭✭✭tusk


    They never found each other again


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  • #1752
    nthclare
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,315 ✭✭✭nthclare


    Rejected, reflected, projected and not protected


  • #1753
    tusk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,882 ✭✭✭tusk


    Trump secretly Che Guevara in disguise


  • #1754
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,221 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    tusk wrote: »
    Trump secretly Che Guevara in disguise

    The makeup department performs some miracles


  • #1755
    gozunda
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,996 ✭✭✭✭gozunda


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The makeup department performs some miracles

    Boris was transformed into Postman Pat


  • #1756
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,221 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    gozunda wrote: »
    Boris was transformed into Postman Pat

    The position of Jess remained open


  • #1757
    Blaizes
    Closed Accounts Posts: 809 ✭✭✭Blaizes


    The mouse had halted the proceedings...


  • #1758
    Emmersonn
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,128 ✭✭✭Emmersonn


    The elephant in the room, panicked


  • #1759
    tusk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,882 ✭✭✭tusk


    Highwaymen rampage through a pensioners greenhouse


  • #1760
    Emmersonn
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,128 ✭✭✭Emmersonn


    Is anyone there asked the traveller


  • #1761
    sydthebeat
    Subscribers Posts: 41,790 ✭✭✭✭sydthebeat


    Blistered and crying, she kept walking


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  • #1762
    gozunda
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,996 ✭✭✭✭gozunda


    sydthebeat wrote: »
    Blistered and crying, she kept walking

    Her shoes on the wrong feet


  • #1763
    cobweb
    Registered Users Posts: 335 ✭✭cobweb


    Dirt encrusted, old, holes in soles


  • #1764
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,221 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    cobweb wrote: »
    Dirt encrusted, old, holes in soles

    The millionaire eccentric wore terrible shoes


  • #1765
    Blaizes
    Closed Accounts Posts: 809 ✭✭✭Blaizes


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The millionaire eccentric wore terrible shoes

    Because of his two left feet


  • #1766
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,221 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Blaizes wrote: »
    Because of his two left feet

    He was unable to waltz properly


  • #1767
    Emmersonn
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,128 ✭✭✭Emmersonn


    RMAOK wrote: »
    He was unable to waltz properly
    So he did the tango instead


  • #1768
    gozunda
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,996 ✭✭✭✭gozunda


    Emmersonn wrote: »
    So he did the tango instead

    Only two of them, could tango


  • #1769
    tusk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,882 ✭✭✭tusk


    gozunda wrote: »
    Only two of them, could tango

    But many many more could conga


  • #1770
    Emmersonn
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,128 ✭✭✭Emmersonn


    The conga went on and on


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  • #1771
    tusk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,882 ✭✭✭tusk


    Emmersonn wrote: »
    The conga went on and on

    until eventually, it split in 12


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