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A story in six words

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  • #2342
    Alf Veedersane
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,648 ✭✭✭✭Alf Veedersane


    Nappy soiled. Clothes to be boiled.


  • #2343
    gozunda
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,996 ✭✭✭✭gozunda


    Warning: Before boiling nappy - remove baby ...


  • #2344
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,222 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    gozunda wrote: »
    Warning: Before boiling nappy - remove baby ...

    The case was built on technicalities


  • #2345
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,182 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    I think I forgot something important


  • #2346
    Emmersonn
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,128 ✭✭✭Emmersonn


    Where did I put that baby


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  • #2347
    gozunda
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,996 ✭✭✭✭gozunda


    Bubble Bubble - more toil and trouble...


  • #2348
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,222 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    gozunda wrote: »
    Bubble Bubble - more toil and trouble...

    The Halloween movie's new tag line


  • #2349
    Alf Veedersane
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,648 ✭✭✭✭Alf Veedersane


    Bought some bangers. Lost my thumb.


  • #2350
    Emmersonn
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,128 ✭✭✭Emmersonn


    Thumbs are overrated. Use you tongue


  • #2351
    gozunda
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,996 ✭✭✭✭gozunda


    Emmersonn wrote: »
    Thumbs are overrated. Use you tongue

    Last thought before changing the fuse


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  • #2352
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,222 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    gozunda wrote: »
    Last thought before changing the fuse

    The power was still turned on


  • #2353
    Emmersonn
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,128 ✭✭✭Emmersonn


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The power was still turned on
    Hair now frizzled and nerves shattered.


  • #2354
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,222 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Emmersonn wrote: »
    Hair now frizzled and nerves shattered.

    The Halloween costume was worth it


  • #2355
    gozunda
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,996 ✭✭✭✭gozunda


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The Halloween costume was worth it

    Even his mother wouldn't recognise him!


  • #2356
    elperello
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,493 ✭✭✭✭elperello


    The cottage acre fed his family.


  • #2357
    New Home
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 77,002 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    but the rocks were too crunchy.


  • #2358
    Emmersonn
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,128 ✭✭✭Emmersonn


    Vegans keep my grass neatly trimmed


  • #2359
    New Home
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 77,002 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    One of your Five a Day!


  • #2360
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,222 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    New Home wrote: »
    One of your Five a Day!

    The prunes really hit the spot


  • #2361
    Emmersonn
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,128 ✭✭✭Emmersonn


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The prunes really hit the spot
    Prunes keep you going and regular


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  • #2362
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,222 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Emmersonn wrote: »
    Prunes keep you going and regular

    Not getting bound up anytime soon


  • #2363
    Emmersonn
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,128 ✭✭✭Emmersonn


    S & M is good anytime


  • #2364
    SparrowHawk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 390 ✭✭SparrowHawk


    Once upon a time. The end.


  • #2365
    gozunda
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,996 ✭✭✭✭gozunda


    SparrowHawk wrote: »
    Once upon a time. The end.

    'Big bang' - It all started again ...


  • #2366
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,222 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    gozunda wrote: »
    'Big bang' - It all started again ...

    Series 12 was scraping the barrel


  • #2367
    gozunda
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,996 ✭✭✭✭gozunda


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Series 12 was scraping the barrel

    In the begining there was light ...


  • #2368
    M.T. Cranium
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,572 ✭✭✭✭M.T. Cranium


    I fell short, my bad.


  • #2369
    gozunda
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,996 ✭✭✭✭gozunda


    M.T. Cranium wrote: »
    I fell short, my bad.

    One too few - makes no excuse ;)


  • #2370
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,182 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    What's causing all that noise outside


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  • #2371
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,182 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Falling short; wish I were big


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