Liveline Thread 27/03/14 to date

Meathlass

So he came on with a controversial topic to plug his art show :rolleyes:

Roger_007

I've been behind feckers like him on the motorway.........!

Dan Jaman

Yakuza wrote: »

Jaysus, I hate slow drivers.
"I'm not in any hurry" - what about other people you selfish fúck?
If you want to drive like Miss Daisy, pull in every so often, you tosser.

It's surprising how my blood pressure is unaffected by such twats when I'm on the bike

Mike Guide 69

Roger_007 wrote: »

I've been behind feckers like him on the motorway.........!

Jasysus he's a major cause for Road Rage that tosser!!!! :mad:

Lapin

"Wiping out Naas"


Most inspiring and useful idea to stem from today's programme.

Meathlass

I wonder how many accidents this guy with his slow driving is responsible for

PauloMN

Death..... Joe is missing out here.

An Claidheamh

Can't stand that whole "it's in a public place" excuse that some photographers use.

Dan Jaman

Recall shock cigarette packaging?
This is the diseased lung equivalent package for road safety.

Roger_007

This guy is weird?

Yakuza

This guy is getting creepier by the minute.

An Claidheamh

Does this guy get a grant from the taxpayers?

Dan Jaman

Meathlass wrote: »

I wonder how many accidents this guy with his slow driving is responsible for

"I've never been in an accident, but I've seen plenty in my mirrors. Some shocking drivers out there."

He's the spiritual modern equivalent of the Morris 1000 driver - bet he's got a Micra.

An Claidheamh

Nipple clamps Philip, they're in the drawer to the left.

Mike Guide 69

Check out the creepy music in the backround, yikes!!!!

pc7

Is there spooky music playing behind this guy??

Mike Guide 69

pc7 wrote: »

Is there spooky music playing behind this guy??

While hes looking at the photos :eek:

Meathlass

This guy is completely creepy!

Dan Jaman

It takes a lot, but I'm creeped out, now.

Lapin

I can't stand people who choose to highlight important issues through their own self indulgence.


This guy is a creep.

An Claidheamh

Dan Jaman wrote: »

"I've never been in an accident, but I've seen plenty in my mirrors. Some shocking drivers out there."

He's the spiritual modern equivalent of the Morris 1000 driver - bet he's got a Micra.

Bet he dresses in black.

Lives in a dungeon.

Listens to spooky music.

Bores people the whole time.

Yakuza

I think this bloke was wearing the clamps when PBH described the crash scene he'd come upon.
"He's not right in de hed, Joe".

Mike Guide 69

Nut case alert, ah here, even these stories would be a bit much for old Joe!!!

pc7

This guy really seems to enjoy this, its well weird

BPKS

Jesus I just switched on.

Come back Funny Friday, all is forgiven.

Meathlass

Well I'm really looking forward to the long weekend now and my one hour commute home from work!

Lapin

Please don't tell me he has the morbid music on in the background.

Roger_007

An Claidheamh wrote: »

Bet he dresses in black.

Lives in a dungeon.

Listens to spooky music.

Bores people the whole time.

And he has a man-servant called Igor.......:eek:

BPKS

Mike Guide 69 wrote: »

Nut case alert, ah here, even these stories would be a bit much for old Joe!!!

Joe is at home now putting on the gimp suit at this very minute.

Mike Guide 69

"Creeping" been the appropriate word Philip!!!

Dan Jaman

Philip used the creep(ing) word there. I wonder if he's a bit cheesed off.
edit.
Ah, no; he's been dragged in. It's like a huge morbid whirlpool... inhabited by the creepy spirits of Joe callers.... come in, come in, come in, you know you want to...

Lapin

His exhibition -

snubbleste

That crying baby ad is disturbing

pc7

that caller is holding more than his thoughts Philip right now he's like Buffalo Bill dancing nekkid around his room talking to you.

Mike Guide 69

BPKS wrote: »

Joe is at home now putting on the gimp suit at this very minute.

Whil starving himself of oxyegen at the same time.....;)

pc7

It puts the lotion in the basket!

Lapin

I think Michael's call is a wind up.


He seems too anxious to tick all the bingo boxes.

Is Michael one of you lot ?

An Claidheamh

pc7 wrote: »

It puts the lotion in the basket!

Ahhhh I was gonna say that.

An Claidheamh

Does Marian Finucane think that her salary is appalling?

PauloMN

He can drive at that speed if he wants ffs, you idiot.

pc7

That's just a nickname Eddie cause if they called me by my real name 'Morbid, serial killer guy' it would be weird.

Mike Guide 69

Oh no, the music is back up again, agghhhhhh!!!!

Roger_007

Mike Guide 69 wrote: »

Oh no, the music is back up again, agghhhhhh!!!!

Sounds like a funeral home.

An Claidheamh

He IS trying to deliberately trying to slow it down.

He's been saying it for ages.

PauloMN

Whatever about yer man driving slowly, the attitude of that Eddie guy is very, very dangerous.

Possedion

he must be in an elevator trying to slow it down...

Mike Guide 69

Roger_007 wrote: »

Sounds like a funeral home.

Probably has the little glass containers with all the.......... :eek:

Lapin

I'd gladly obliterate Naas right now if it meant saving 22 lives over the next 50 years, let alone 22,680

PauloMN

So Eddie does the same thing as tailback man.... this is hilarious.

Dan Jaman

Plug the exhibition, why don't you?