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  • #8002
    Lapin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    Am I hearing this correctly

    Salt of the earth clown keeps his ATM PIN in his wallet?

    EDIT: And then gives it out on national radio.


  • #8003
    PauloMN
    Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators, Regional North East Moderators Posts: 10,871 Mod ✭✭✭✭PauloMN


    Spanish police with Russian accents..... gas!


  • #8004
    Odyssey 2005
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,065 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    Lapin wrote: »
    Am I hearing this correctly

    Salt of the earth clown keeps his ATM PIN in his wallet?

    EDIT: And then gives it out on national radio.

    Nope your not deaf.:o


  • #8005
    Mike Guide 69
    Registered Users Posts: 6,529 ✭✭✭Mike Guide 69


    PauloMN wrote: »
    Spanish police with Russian accents..... gas!

    Yeah mafia everywhere!!!!


  • #8006
    Possedion
    Registered Users Posts: 433 ✭✭Possedion


    this should be called "talk to the dumb and dumber show"


  • #8007
    CarrickMcJoe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,379 ✭✭✭CarrickMcJoe


    Dan Jaman wrote: »
    :mad: PIN number - :mad:
    Using DOB as PIN is ultra stupid.

    Admitting it on national radio even worse..


  • #8008
    Judgement Day
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,549 ✭✭✭✭Judgement Day


    It's nice to know that the Blackrock Clinic is there for you as long as you're a "fat cat" ffs. Old bitch! :mad:


  • #8009
    Roger_007
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    Possedion wrote: »
    this should be called "talk to the dumb and dumber show"

    The caller being dumb and Joe being.........oh yeah.:D


  • #8010
    Lapin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    Joe texting the three twins now asking them to change their PIN 'numbers'.

    An opportunist thief would have a field day if the all used their DOB. ;)


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  • #8011
    PauloMN
    Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators, Regional North East Moderators Posts: 10,871 Mod ✭✭✭✭PauloMN


    I can see it now.... forget the dental trips to Bulgaria and Turkey, we're going to start sending plane loads of sick people to hospitals in Costa Del Sol and the Canary Islands!!

    It really is embarrassing how shít our hospitals are.


  • #8012
    Roger_007
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    It's snowing in Louth, Joe.


  • #8013
    Lapin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    Property tax and pensioner call in one go.

    Perfect. This could drag on for a month now. :(


  • #8014
    Roger_007
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    It was the sight of those tanned young Spanish buckos that sent her heart racing.:rolleyes:


  • #8015
    Lapin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    A bit of good ould fashioned death at last.

    Took 39 minutes but better late than never.


  • #8016
    Roger_007
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    Lapin wrote: »
    A bit of good ould fashioned death at last.

    Took 39 minutes but better late than never.

    ;)


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  • #8017
    Lapin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    Anthony's heart stopped listening to the last caller.


  • #8018
    PauloMN
    Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators, Regional North East Moderators Posts: 10,871 Mod ✭✭✭✭PauloMN


    Jesus... 14.5k draft!!! :eek::eek::eek:

    Some people are nucking futs!!


  • #8019
    Roger_007
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    Today is obviously a designated day for people who do stupid things and then tell the nation about it.!


  • #8020
    Odyssey 2005
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,065 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    Met them in a railway station, FFS. Is this guy called Rodney." What a plonker"


  • #8021
    Lapin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    Roger_007 wrote: »
    Today is obviously a designated day for people who do stupid things and then tell the nation about it.!

    Next caller - "I paid €300 for a 'genuine' leather jacket off a nice Italian man in a pub last Saturday Joe, but the weather is too hot to wear it now Joe".


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  • #8022
    PauloMN
    Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators, Regional North East Moderators Posts: 10,871 Mod ✭✭✭✭PauloMN


    Roger_007 wrote: »
    Today is obviously a designated day for people who do stupid things and then tell the nation about it.!

    Here's another one for the collection!! :D


  • #8023
    Odyssey 2005
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,065 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    Great back to Holiday home disasters.


  • #8024
    vicwatson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,404 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    Whinge whinge whinge


  • #8025
    vicwatson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,404 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    Boards ????????????


  • #8026
    Lapin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    Some crack if Joe says "Safe Travelling" to this mug at the end of the call.


  • #8027
    vicwatson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,404 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    Why caller? Did the lawyer lose the money for you????????? Get out, you expect them to try get your 55k gamble back for free, ha ha


  • #8028
    CarrickMcJoe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,379 ✭✭✭CarrickMcJoe


    Pascal on to rub salt in the wound.


  • #8029
    Roger_007
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    Are we supposed to feel sorry for people who had money to spend on holiday homes.?


  • #8030
    Tiger Mcilroy
    Registered Users Posts: 1,562 ✭✭✭Tiger Mcilroy


    Your right it wouldnt happen in ireland...the builder would be working for nama at this stage.


  • #8031
    Lapin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    "Wouldn't happen in Ireland".





    Yeah right.


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  • #8032
    Roger_007
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    G'wan Joe, ask Pascal did he lose his medical card as well!


  • #8033
    vicwatson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,404 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    Ha ha talk to a solicitor !!


  • #8034
    sligojoek
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    Ad for solicitors. You couldn't make it up.


  • #8035
    Lapin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    'Tenereefee' :pac:


  • #8036
    Roger_007
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    ......and then she farted and all was well........


  • #8037
    Busted Flat.
    Registered Users Posts: 4,003 ✭✭✭Busted Flat.


    Roger_007 wrote: »
    ......and then she farted and all was well........

    Ye nailed it there, where do these clowns come from.


  • #8038
    Odyssey 2005
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,065 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    I was unwell,so I called a helicopter ambulance. Just like here...


  • #8039
    Roger_007
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    Now we have death in Spanish.......bingo!


  • #8040
    Lapin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    "English are pains in the arse"

    You can't beat a healthy dose of blatent raism now and again.


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  • #8041
    Odyssey 2005
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,065 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    From a helicopter ambulance in Spain to a medical card in Tallaght. Now there's progress.:eek:


  • #8042
    AK333
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,162 ✭✭✭AK333


    Where's Tener reef ay


  • #8043
    CountyHurler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,657 ✭✭✭CountyHurler


    Caller: "I got stents put in Joe".
    Joe: "Well done "

    Unless he carried out the operation himself, I'm not sure why he would be saying well done.


  • #8044
    bottlebrush
    Registered Users Posts: 8,195 ✭✭✭bottlebrush


    I was wired up to her machinery...

    OOOH Doctor...


  • #8045
    Hitchens
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,044 ✭✭✭Hitchens


    CountyHurler wrote: »
    Caller: "I got stents put in Joe".
    Joe: "Well done "

    Unless he carried out the operation himself, I'm not sure why he would be saying well done.

    ...and of course if the caller had replied that he hadn't actually carried out the operation himself, Joe would have muttered petulantly: "I know dat, I know dat" :p


  • #8046
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 39,958 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Lapin wrote: »
    "English are pains in the arse"

    You can't beat a healthy dose of blatent raism now and again.

    Nonetheless, true. 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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  • #8047
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 39,958 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Whit? In what universe is 81 a young age? The man is unreal. 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




  • #8048
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    Joe has finally run out of death and decades old scandal stories..


  • #8049
    neris
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,069 ✭✭✭✭neris


    did anyone else just hear that woman on the news say she had a child die of ecoli? frantic scurrying to get to the phone in the liveline studio now to make calls out to bettystown to track her down


  • #8050
    Possedion
    Registered Users Posts: 433 ✭✭Possedion


    maybe dirty teenagers wrecking the beaches on Joe.
    or dirty teenagers jumping in the dirty canals!


  • #8051
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    Naked people in de drinking wahter


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