Liveline Thread 27/03/14 to date

snubbleste

sudzs wrote: »

Very dramatic sound effects there!

She was sitting on the spin cycle

ButtersSuki

neris wrote: »

joe please dont try pronounce places in the local language

That's a Joe special. We could fill a Bingo Buzzword Chart of placenames alone. Pay-Roo anyone? Stock-hullum? Tull-AH-Moray? I could go on.

Dan Jaman

snubbleste wrote: »

She was sitting on the spin cycle

Wash 'n Go

Sittingpretty

ButtersSuki wrote: »

That's a Joe special. We could fill a Bingo Buzzword Chart of placenames alone. Pay-Roo anyone? Stock-hullum? Tull-AH-Moray? I could go on.

Or yesterday's gem..... Tenerifaaaay.

ButtersSuki

Very disappointing Lahv Lahn for my return so far.

ButtersSuki

Sittingpretty wrote: »

Or yesterday's gem..... Tenerifaaaay.

The irony of that is that's actually the correct pronunciation. But if you throw enough mud at a wall, some of it will stick.

snubbleste

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Very disappointing Lahv Lahn for my return so far.

What were you expecting?

neris

wonder is that joes insurance broker

ButtersSuki

snubbleste wrote: »

What were you expecting?

I was hoping for mass hysteria, gross exaggeration, wild accusations, shouting, sectarianism, racism, bigotry, accents, Wendy's Whistle Stop Cafe, taxi drivers, the unwell, some FG or Govt.-bashing, some advice from people who've been scammed, a Mrs. Brown's Boyiz D'Movie mention/special, chislers, some sage advice from a salt a dee irth etc. etc.

Too much to ask?

ButtersSuki

Do people check with a ruler?


WTF?

Sittingpretty

ButtersSuki wrote: »

The irony of that is that's actually the correct pronunciation. But if you throw enough mud at a wall, some of it will stick.

Haha is it? Really? lols

Boy is my face red

ButtersSuki

Sittingpretty wrote: »

Haha is it? Really? lols

Boy is my face red

Yes, but I'd bet Joe doesn't know it is!

Robert2012

Why is Paulo Tullio doing an ad for Skoda? Are they making a chip-van now?

ButtersSuki

Joe confused by these paltry amounts of €100.

ButtersSuki

Robert2012 wrote: »

Why is Paulo Tullio doing an ad for Skoda? Are they making a chip-van now?

Diarmuid Gavin is doing an ad for toilet paper at the moment. Mind you, he is full of sh*t.

Dan Jaman

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Joe confused by these paltry amounts of €100.

Well, quite. One has one's driver fill up the Bentley.

snubbleste

Joe just cut him off in the middle of his advertising spiel

ButtersSuki

snubbleste wrote: »

Joe just cut him off in the middle of his advertising spiel

He was no Aubrey.

ButtersSuki

This is awful. I have to ask myself why I came back for this crap. It's as bad as, if not worse than poor local radio.

neris

ButtersSuki wrote: »

This is awful. I have to ask myself why I came back for this crap. It's as bad as, if not worse than poor local radio.

just count yourself lucky you missed 3 weeks of septic tanks and mother & baby homes

pc7

ButtersSuki wrote: »

This is awful. I have to ask myself why I came back for this crap. It's as bad as, if not worse than poor local radio.

I've stopped listening this week and I just come to the thread later and read it, its very enjoyable as I can imagine exactly how the show went

BPKS

I thought it was the funniest ending to the show in a long time today.

Caller rings in with a story about how her husband got excellent care in a hospital in Spain or somewhere cos their travel insurance kicked in.

Joe ends with the typical "And how is your husband now Mary"

Caller "He's dead Joe"

CountyHurler

ButtersSuki wrote: »

"I know that" barks Joe. Why do you ask such stupid questions Joe if you're going to rudely snap at the answer?

This really bugs me... It's so rude and unprofessional and somebody in RTE needs to grow a pair of b*lls and TELL Joe Duffy not to do it..I mean they do pay his FEES after all and his is meant to work for THEM...

Dan Jaman wrote: »

BoI electronic accounting is a joke. A couple of years ago, every payment in was duplicated and not rectified for four days or so. It would have been easy to be be caught out by that, if I wasn't paying attention.

I never have any such problems with my Ulster Bank account. The online banking is never up long enough to finish a transaction.. :pac:

SEPT 23 1989

BPKS wrote: »

I thought it was the funniest ending to the show in a long time today.

Caller rings in with a story about how her husband got excellent care in a hospital in Spain or somewhere cos their travel insurance kicked in.

Joe ends with the typical "And how is your husband now Mary"

Caller "He's dead Joe"

Caller ,"He is gone now"

,Duffy "Where?"

ThisRegard

pc7 wrote: »

I've stopped listening this week and I just come to the thread later and read it, its very enjoyable as I can imagine exactly how the show went

Ha, same as myself, haven't listened proper in over 2 weeks, I'll pop into the thread a few minutes in to see what it's about and that's it until my morning tea when I click on random pages to see what I missed.

SEPT 23 1989

That marketing business will be closed down by 3.30

hopefully the owner will be on and up for a scrap

redbuck

*yawn*

Tiger Mcilroy

Absolute marketing...based in Belll-Fast..with emphasis on the fast.

djemba djemba

A few hotels will be on offering a weekend away to these callers

Dan Jaman

Zombie debits - nice little scam.

snubbleste

Don't mention the leg!

Dan Jaman

"What happened your leg? E111? That'll do nicely."
Joe's got a leg interest going.

snubbleste

Is she the office drama queen?

Dan Jaman

She could have sat on my lap, I offered.

Mike Guide 69

Monica will trim your beard Joe!!!!!

SEPT 23 1989

some of these people would be better off staying at home

snubbleste

Wtf is this? Are they high?

BPKS

I didn't want to go down de country Joe.

Dan Jaman

"Horrendous, Joe."

digzy

Only wants to stay in Dublin! Brilliant.

She'd get a nose bleed if she wandered outside the m50:rolleyes:

snubbleste

Joe just cut her off there.

snubbleste

Hitchens

"Hello, This is Joe Duffy and you're very welcome to............DEATHLINE" :mad:

Dan Jaman

Watching a fridge defrost is more exciting...

JM Skipton

Ah.........David Hall....it's been about 2 minutes since you were last on the radio I've missed you:rolleyes:

Mike Guide 69

Joe will be hanging around airports now to get his kicks after hearing all those injuries!!!

Yakuza

I don't think you can get travel insurance if you're emigrating; you'd have to take out health insurance in the place you're moving to.

sudzs

This caller sounds like he's on the verge of tears.

Mike Guide 69

sudzs wrote: »

This caller sounds like he's on the verge of tears.

So would you if it was €7k lifted

BPKS

Ha, a nice looking girl!

More to this story maybe.