Liveline Thread 27/03/14 to date

Roger_007

Warning to this woman's friends, (if she has any), .....when she gets home DONT ask her how did her holidays go.......deaths from boredom will ensue.:eek:

Harry Angstrom

Doesn't Joe have a country house in France? He should've sent them the keys to the gaff.

SEPT 23 1989

next caller please:mad:

Lapin

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

Is there no rail link between Paris and Holyhead if they are that struck to come home?

Even if the just got the choo choo as far as London and flew from there they'd be home in a few hours.

ButtersSuki

I could imagine Sasha in the airport telling Pierre "I know my rights" and "I'm entitled to x, y and z".

CountyHurler

Roger_007 wrote: »

Warning to this woman's friends, (if she has any), .....when she gets home DONT ask her how did her holidays go.......deaths from boredom will ensue.:eek:

She wouldnt admit to her friends that she flies RyanAir... Same as the good doctor..

ThisRegard

Sittingpretty wrote: »

Her voice is soooooo grating.

it is one of those ones alright

Joe doesn't really understand ratios does he.

Lapin

BritJET


Oh the ironing !!!

ButtersSuki

"I know there's a lot of Ryanair bashing"

I'm surprised "expunge" wasn't bellowed down the line there. If she continues offering reasons why this is not Ryanair's fault she'll get hit with a bad line any second now.

CountyHurler

Lapin wrote: »

BritJET Oh the ironing !!!

When she was young she used to get off with all the lads, and they used to call her... *wait for it*.... EasyJet...

Write that one down, Syl..

SEPT 23 1989

bet he asks something idiotic about airplanes

ButtersSuki

ThisRegard wrote: »

Joe doesn't really understand ratios does he.

Anything in the realm of de mattehmatticks confuses Joe.

bottlebrush

Oops69 wrote: »

Somehow I don't think this is going the way joe planned or maybe the Ryanair lawyers have been on

It's more balanced today allright - posh accents to counteract the skanger accents of the last few days

pc7

I booked Ryanair flights this morning and they were 150 per flight cheaper than AerLingus on the same days. I know what I'm paying for in terms of bags etc. But I won't be blaming Ryanair if the air traffic controller strike affects me.

ButtersSuki

Can you get a refund if you go to Mrs. Browinz Boyiz D'Movie and it's ****e?

CountyHurler

"Is that the correct pronunciation"...

And when exactly has that bothered you before Joe? I think he was asking to make sure that he hadnt got the pronunciation RIGHT...

ButtersSuki

pc7 wrote: »

I booked Ryanair flights this morning and they were 150 per flight cheaper than AerLingus on the same days. I know what I'm paying for in terms of bags etc. But I won't be blaming Ryanair if the air traffic controller strike affects me.

You should ring in with that alternative point of view. Good luck getting on air though!

ButtersSuki

And what thickness of Tarmac do they use on the runway?

ThisRegard

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

bet he asks something idiotic about airplanes

There you go.

WTF relevance are these questions.

And to paraphrase the very apt quote given the topic, I chose the wrong date to quit my liveline boycott.

ButtersSuki

Ryanair - damned if you do and damned if you don't.

ButtersSuki

The turbulence is probably Ryanair's fault too.

Robert2012

Toorbalance

CountyHurler

Is this Dizzie Rascal?

ButtersSuki

I wonder was this guy on the sauce when this happened?

ButtersSuki

CountyHurler wrote: »

Is this Dizzie Rascal?

Pissie Rascal more like.

Lapin

Here you are Joe - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reus_Airport


And another thing. Just a mild observation, but if you're going to pack a baby, wouldn't it be an idea to pack enough food for the baby while you're at it?

Roger_007

"......he ended up in the OIL......." .??

Mike Guide 69

"in deeee oiiillllllll" amongst the sniffles !!!!

pc7

Robert2012 wrote: »

Toorbalance

while in the tollllettte

ButtersSuki

Joe demonstrating his grasp of Physics there.

pc7

Very strange accent

Lapin

Get O'Leary on quick to explain why he caused the turbulence.

CountyHurler

So this random, unfortunate event caused by natural occurring weather conditions is also O'Leary's fault.... Duffy's subjective coverage of RyanAir is laughable.. Did Michael O'Leary pass him by in the taxi lane one day or what exactly is Duffy's problem?

neris

Just tuned in. Turbulence is now Ryanairs fault?? Or are the pilots meant to be psychic to know where the turbulence is?

ButtersSuki

Major exaggeration going on here methinks.

bottlebrush

This chap sounds like Trigger in Only Fools and Horses

ButtersSuki

The First Aid Kit said First Aid Kit on it.

Mike Guide 69

First Aid Kit, it does exactly what it says on the...................

pc7

And de gooy told de ladeee to go hang her mickey off de first 'sniffle' aid chit

cocoman

Doocttooor!

Harry Angstrom

If only this fella was on the plane

Roger_007

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Major exaggeration going on here methinks.

Drama queen........??

CountyHurler

"Joe, when the turbulence happened, Michael O'Leary came over the PA and started shouting "die fcukers, die".... "

ButtersSuki

A quick story.......will she finish by 3?

pc7

She sounds like Marion from playback/bosco

Fujitsu10

ButtersSuki wrote: »

The First Aid Kit said First Aid Kit on it.

Maybe it should have said "First Aid Kit.... please open"

bottlebrush

There were more people with neck braces on them than there were on the plane.......

BPKS

Jesus every howiya on holidays at the moment will be praying for turbulence on the return after hearing the neck-brace story.

ButtersSuki

Fujitsu10 wrote: »

Maybe it should have said "First Aid Kit.... please open but only if you're a doctor

FYP

ThisRegard

LOL, in other words, you'd hear a little more about that if the story Kevin told was true !