Liveline Thread 27/03/14 to date

pc7

Please say seamen Joe lol

ButtersSuki

Harry Angstrom wrote: »

Take me out, Joe.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhCXAiNz9Jo

Prefer the Daft Punk Remix myself:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxX_7WAvXn4

snubbleste

A promo for Liveline..during Liveline

ButtersSuki

HeidiHeidi wrote: »

And I'm weaning myself off, aspiring to achieve what you seem to have done - the peace of mind that a Joe-free existence would bring. Why on earth did you go back to it :eek:

It's my heroin. I'm a Lahv Lahn Junkie. I went cold turkey and was doing ok, but you know you can never escape fully…..it's like Hotel California, you can check out but never fully leave.

Possedion

S.S.F.F. Yahooooo

Mike Guide 69

snubbleste wrote: »

A promo for Liveline..during Liveline

Whatever next, a compilation cd of his favourite shows (the misery, the blood.........)

ButtersSuki

Unfortunately next Friday I'll be shaving my balls with a rusty blade so won't be able to attend Funny Friday at the Red Cow.

Lapin

The words 'Superstars' and 'June Rogers' don't have any business being mentioned in the same sentence.

snubbleste

They should introduce clamping outside churches here too.

Mike Guide 69

Think we have the Irish Hetty Wainthropp on the line here!!!!!

Dan Jaman

More power to her.

EI52N7W

Is a shame it's only an hour long, with the ads, you could listen to it all day,

ButtersSuki

I'm betting Joe is going to do a Judge Judy show with Paula in the next few weeks.

snubbleste

Mother and baby?
Surely parent and infant..

Actually that was insulting to that male caller

Dan Jaman

I never park in disabled spots, but parent and child spots are fair game.

ButtersSuki

Disabled person doesn't think someone with one arm is disabled?

snubbleste

EI52N7W wrote: »

Is a shame it's only an hour long, with the ads, you could listen to it all day,

You're deaf aren't you?

pc7

Dan Jaman wrote: »

I never park in disabled spots, but parent and child spots are fair game.

Those parent & child spots drive me batty, they should just be used as extra wheelchair spots. I'm expecting at the minute and I will never ever use one of them.

Lapin

snubbleste wrote: »

They should introduce clamping outside churches here too.

They did that during the Galway Novena a couple of years ago.

The outrage amongs those who felt they could park anywhere because they were going to mass was unreal.

I have no time for clamping myself, but on this occasion I had no sympathy whatsoever for for the offenders.

Their attitude of self entitlement on local radio for days afterwards did them no favours at all.

It's a pity they didn't have their gobs clamped too.

Dan Jaman

Dan Jaman wrote: »

Looks like the podcasts are delayed by 24 hours.

And here it is - panned more than a panned thing on a panny day in Pantown.
http://podcast.rasset.ie/podcasts/audio/2014/0626/20140626_rteradio1-arena-filmreview_c20606307_20606312_232_.mp3

ButtersSuki

Dan Jaman wrote: »

And here it is - panned more than a panned thing on a panny day in Pantown.
http://podcast.rasset.ie/podcasts/audio/2014/0626/20140626_rteradio1-arena-filmreview_c20606307_20606312_232_.mp3

Those critics better watch their backs now that they've insulted Joe's mate. They may never be seen again in an RTE studio......

ButtersSuki

Joe will be calling for the canonisation of Brendan O'Cardle tomorrow after this stunt (sorry, the cynic in me sees it as a stunt to garner even more free publicity for D'Movie):

http://www.independent.ie/entertainment/radio/brendan-ocarroll-gives-away-30000-live-on-air-30391758.html

On a related note, I wonder what's the most of his own money Joe has ever given away. He's very generous with other people's money and the fund, but I have a suspicion Joe himself is as tight as they come - just get that impression from him.

HeidiHeidi

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Joe will be calling for the canonisation of Brendan O'Cardle tomorrow after this stunt (sorry, the cynic in me sees it as a stunt to garner even more free publicity for D'Movie):

http://www.independent.ie/entertainment/radio/brendan-ocarroll-gives-away-30000-live-on-air-30391758.html

On a related note, I wonder what's the most of his own money Joe has ever given away. He's very generous with other people's money and the fund, but I have a suspicion Joe himself is as tight as they come - just get that impression from him.

Didn't hear BO'C yesterday (couldn't bear even the thought of it!) but I presume you're referring to the donation of funds to start up a business, or something along those lines?

Heard on the radio this morning that yer man to whom he gave the donation was done for tax earlier this year to the tune of 60 grand

ButtersSuki

HeidiHeidi wrote: »

Didn't hear BO'C yesterday (couldn't bear even the thought of it!) but I presume you're referring to the donation of funds to start up a business, or something along those lines?

Heard on the radio this morning that yer man to whom he gave the donation was done for tax earlier this year to the tune of 60 grand

God no I didn't listen, just saw it in the Indo online.

Genius, give €30k on a whim to a guy without any background check selling you a brilliant business idea that's sure to succeed.....so to speak.

HeidiHeidi

ButtersSuki wrote: »

God no I didn't listen, just saw it in the Indo online.

Genius, give €30k on a whim to a guy without any background check selling you a brilliant business idea that's sure to succeed.....so to speak.

What bets he's onto Joe first thing tomorrow to tell us all how he was scammed :D

Or (more likely) he'll withdraw the offer and neither yr man nor the audience will ever hear mention of it again. ......

Dan Jaman

Ye gawds, Joe has now popped into the Finucane studio, as a guest of BOC. It's his chance to buttonhole some political figures who wouldn't be seen dead on LL.
Flogging his 'get rid of the quangos' line, but that other eejit seems dead set on misunderstanding his point about the more onerous ones and keeps employing a reductio ad absurdum argument.

Sunnyisland

Vote boc your next labour canadate, coming soon.

sudzs

"Space expert", Leo Enright drops the bombshell that landing people on Mars would be very difficult indeed. :rolleyes:

Dan Jaman

sudzs wrote: »

"Space expert", Leo Enright drops the bombshell that landing people on Mars would be very difficult indeed. :rolleyes:

It's all red, you know.

ButtersSuki

Dan Jaman wrote: »

Ye gawds, Joe has now popped into the Finucane studio, as a guest of BOC. It's his chance to buttonhole some political figures who wouldn't be seen dead on LL.
Flogging his 'get rid of the quangos' line, but that other eejit seems dead set on misunderstanding his point about the more onerous ones and keeps employing a reductio ad absurdum argument.

Wonder will Joe be charging "fees" for that guest appearance on his mate's show? Did they mention how great D'Movie is again?

snubbleste

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Wonder will Joe be charging "fees" for that guest appearance on his mate's show? Did they mention how great D'Movie is again?

Yes & Yes

ButtersSuki

snubbleste wrote: »

Yes & Yes

I assume Sunday = double or triple fees?

brooke 2

HeidiHeidi wrote: »

What bets he's onto Joe first thing tomorrow to tell us all how he was scammed :D

Or (more likely) he'll withdraw the offer and neither yr man nor the audience will ever hear mention of it again. ......

Well, he did mumble something this morning that he wouldn't be giving him the full
30,000!

Dan Jaman

brooke 2 wrote: »

Well, he did mumble something this morning that he wouldn't be giving him the full
30,000!

Thought better of it, then. He'll have every skanger in the country door-stepping him with all their off the wall ideas, that are sure-fire things.

pc7

Another Joe mrs b story, he must be getting a fortune for pr for the movie. http://m.independent.ie/irish-news/news/duffy-leaps-to-defence-of-movie-after-racism-claim-30393795.html

Paddy Constable

Lapin wrote: »

They did that during the Galway Novena a couple of years ago.

The outrage amongs those who felt they could park anywhere because they were going to mass was unreal.

I have no time for clamping myself, but on this occasion I had no sympathy whatsoever for for the offenders.

Their attitude of self entitlement on local radio for days afterwards did them no favours at all.

It's a pity they didn't have their gobs clamped too.

If you have "no time for clamping" then just park in a designated area and pay the appropriate fee.!

Surely you know Paddy will park wherever he feels like unless there is a clamping deterrent ?

Stick the ould flashers on and practice the gormless grin ..like.....

ThisRegard

HeidiHeidi wrote: »

Heard on the radio this morning that yer man to whom he gave the donation was done for tax earlier this year to the tune of 60 grand

Ha ha, brilliant.

RTE were out defending themselves for having him host the show, their excuse that it was just a coincidence that he had a film coming out.

pc7 wrote: »

Another Joe mrs b story, he must be getting a fortune for pr for the movie. http://m.independent.ie/irish-news/news/duffy-leaps-to-defence-of-movie-after-racism-claim-30393795.html

"questioned a review by RTE's arts and culture show "Arena" which rated the movie with a mere half point out of 10."

Of course he did, Joe knows best.

ButtersSuki

ThisRegard wrote: »

Ha ha, brilliant.

RTE were out defending themselves for having him host the show, their excuse that it was just a coincidence that he had a film coming out.



"questioned a review by RTE's arts and culture show "Arena" which rated the movie with a mere half point out of 10."

Of course he did, Joe knows best.

Well, Joe is the host of and contributor to Ireland's No. 1 radio comedy show, so he certainly knows the subject matter, and he's from the streets and a common man - not like those posho critics. They probably read too.

baldbear

ButtersSuki wrote: »

God no I didn't listen, just saw it in the Indo online.

Genius, give €30k on a whim to a guy without any background check selling you a brilliant business idea that's sure to succeed.....so to speak.

I saw that story online and thought to myself 2 chancers both OCarroll and your man but then i recognised the man involved.

He sold a Supervalu and made bad investments lost everything. Ran 2 newsagents at different times but closed due to costs.

He has a good business idea and i hope it works. The paper has him portreyed as a well off chancer but he has nothing. only the roof over his head as far as i can see.

neris

are we into week 2 of the brendan ocarroll/mrs brown love in or will it be back to dead babies and death today?

HeidiHeidi

neris wrote: »

are we into week 2 of the brendan ocarroll/mrs brown love in or will it be back to dead babies and death today?

The tennis is great

sligojoek

A new Garda community scheme called SAPS. I can see Joe having fun with that acronym.

ButtersSuki

sligojoek wrote: »

A new Garda community scheme called SAPS. I can see Joe having fun with that acronym.

Super Awesome Police Service

CountyHurler

World War I, on RTE Radio One.... (when Sean Rocks hears what Joe Duffy said about Arena on yesterday's Marion Finucane Show.. )

CountyHurler

Why doesnt she rename the shop "Flowers In Low Places" for the week and she'll earn a bucket..

ButtersSuki

"Gareth Brookes", not to be confused with Garth Brooks.

ButtersSuki

CountyHurler wrote: »

Why doesnt she rename the shop "Flowers In Low Places" for the week and she'll earn a bucket..

Blame it all on the roots......

Hamilcar

Anyone for the last of the flowers

ThisRegard

Joe is still bitter over the model railway.

ButtersSuki

Dublin FM again. Local stories for local people.

They shut down the model railway! Joe never misses an opportunity, does he?