Liveline Thread 27/03/14 to date

Welsh Megaman

Just ask BOC for money :cool:

ButtersSuki

"Wow"
"I know that I know that I know that......"

Hamilcar

I know I know I know................. You don't know a f***ing thing Joe

Roger_007

ThisRegard wrote: »

Joe is still bitter over the model railway.

Shure ders steam coming out of his ears....:D

sudzs

I thought she was on to talk about Gareth Brooks... now it's all about rates.... AGSIN!

Kermit.de.frog

Joe has far more than €20 a week to spend on flowers luv.

ButtersSuki

€20 a week on flowers? A grand a year.....on flowers? Who does that?

Roger_007

Choice between flowers and dinner.......not a choice Joe has to make very often??

Hamilcar

Wife caught him so he doesn't buy de flowers anymore

mickydoomsux

Flower shops are the stupidest thing ever.

"Here, have some plant matter what I bought for you"

ButtersSuki

Funerals, death, misery. Joe's on a semi right now. Now if he could only induce tears in Brenda he'd be fully erect.

Such a bloody moaner, you'd swear she was forced to open the shop

Dan Jaman

mickydoomsux wrote: »

Flower shops are the stupidest thing ever.

"Here, have some plant matter what I bought for you"

Quite so; much cheaper to nip up the local graveyard.

Dan Jaman

"... the fancy knicker shops..."

mickydoomsux

Women spend some amount of money on worthless ****e.

ButtersSuki

Does Joe think that when flowers are delivered internationally they're sent from Dublin? He is some fuppen muppet.

Dan Jaman

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Funerals, death, misery. Joe's on a semi right now. Now if he could only induce tears in Brenda he'd be fully erect.

Pass the mind bleach, old chap.

Yakuza

Flowers are gone out of fashion love, deal with it and move on. Too expensive for everyday use. Why is she on, complaining that people aren't spending enough money? You can f*ck right off and sell something people actually use.

My missus gets flowers the odd time from various students and I just go "ah jaysus, where are we going to put these yokes?".

ButtersSuki

Thee could be tears yet!

Welsh Megaman

She needs Elton John to perform nearby.

sudzs

God be with the days that a flower delivery brought smiles, joy and happiness. Now they just bring tears and heartbreak. :rolleyes:

ButtersSuki

Welsh Megaman wrote: »

She needs Elton John to perform nearby.

Or Mooney.

Hamilcar

4.99 for a bunch of lilies in LIDL

CountyHurler

I thought it compounded the insult when Neil Diamond played Croke Park last year and started singing "You, DONT bring me flowers"... :mad:

Roger_007

mickydoomsux wrote: »

Women spend some amount of money on worthless ****e.

I can never understand why people spend good money on bunches of weeds.......(OK, so I'm not one of the great romantics).

SEPT 23 1989

walk away missus you are only a slave

furiousox

A big flat screen is nicer in a house...

ButtersSuki

I'd prefer a 50" 21:9 aspect ratio TV than flowers myself in the sitting room.

Yakuza

Lillies!! Fúcking lillies - stinking up my gaff, no thanks!

mickydoomsux

Is she really going to start bawling about her pure Celtic Tiger business rightfully going down the jax ?

Hamilcar

ok..ok......... nearly the dreaded 3rd ok

Kermit.de.frog

"Gardaí making tea for people".....Da fuq Joe?

ButtersSuki

Some bride to be will be on next month saying Crafty Fox didn't deliver her flowers on he wedding day and Joe will be feigning outrage and disappointment.

Dan Jaman

Oh, here we go - she's up for a Fiver Friday next time.

Hamilcar

bread and butter there's an idea

pc7

I buy flowers when I want them from the dealers on Grafton Street, they are always fab and much cheaper than a florist or Aldi/Lidl

Yakuza

Stop p1ssing away your savings, love and take stock of your life - you're going to end up on the street if you persist selling outmoded items using an outmoded sales and delivery model.

ButtersSuki

Is this THE John from Cork?

CountyHurler

How does John O'Donovan expect to get a job if his phone is always engaged?

Hamilcar

Yakuza wrote: »

Stop p1ssing away your savings, love and take stock of your life - you're going to end up on the street if you persist selling outmoded items using an outmoded sales and delivery model.

In fairness she has a pretty good website which is more than most Irish businesses have

neris

lady rings in to whinge about garth brooks concert, ends up telling joe her business is screwd coz of the economy then joe starts on about the local policing situation. all over the place as normal then

Dan Jaman

Skanger Land Assault Policing Special Squads - SLAPSS

ButtersSuki

A Garda approached him and asked him to go on the radio. Likely story.

mickydoomsux

Jesus guy, take a breath.

drugstore cowboy

John O Donovan, the most heard man on Irish radio.

Roger_007

"......not enough bodies in Cork..."?...........try Limerick!

Hamilcar

Gay Byrne in retirement shocker !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ..................again

furiousox

Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick....

pc7

drugstore cowboy wrote: »

John O Donovan, the most heard man on Irish radio.

After Brendan O'Connor and Mrs Browns Boys

ButtersSuki

That's the first time I've ever heard Cork being referred to as "the 2nd city of the republic". Unlike a Cork person to admit to being 2nd.