Liveline Thread 27/03/14 to date

Mike Guide 69

Electric Ireland ad, hope Mark is crunching the numbers now!!!

pc7

I'm really enjoying this, this is the Live Lahhnnnnn I love, dole bluggers, de gubberment, dis and dat well done well done!

Dan Jaman

Roger_007 wrote: »

Common mistake there......when you live on state benefits, any tax or charges you pay are paid out of other taxpayers money that is given to you. Therefore you are not a a net taxpayer, you are a net tax beneficiary!

All part of the Great Wheel of Economics Smoke and Mirrors.

Lapin

Looks like Flann the man scored a bit of an own goal on this one.

Even those disagreeing with Mark have no time for him.

ButtersSuki

Mark could get a job doing voice overs on ads targeted at skangers - like say for Thomas Gear or ambulance chasing solicitors.

Dan Jaman

pc7 wrote: »

I'm really enjoying this, this is the Live Lahhnnnnn I love, dole bluggers, de gubberment, dis and dat well done well done!

Much better than death and misery - but I'm sure Joe will work it in, somehow.
"And the water worker fell down the hole and died, Joe."

ButtersSuki

Ordinary decent salt a dee irth blah blah blah....

pc7

So how is he job seeking if he's protesting the whole time.

Kermit.de.frog

He must spend more time outside government buildings than looking for work.

ButtersSuki

I've a question for Joe as he's renowned for solving puzzles:

If it takes a man 6 hours to dig a hole, how long will it take him to dig half a hole?

Mike Guide 69

Kermit.de.frog wrote: »

He must spend more time outside government buildings than looking for work.

Well he aint checking out water meters thats for sure!!! :P

ThisRegard

Of which we are all tax payers. Ah you're a gem Mark.

pc7

Good man Billy, Bob or whoever is talking, this is great!

ButtersSuki

Joe is reading the thread!

HI JOE!

bottlebrush

Roger_007 wrote: »

Common mistake there......when you live on state benefits, any tax or charges you pay are paid out of other taxpayers money that is given to you. Therefore you are not a a net taxpayer, you are a net tax beneficiary!

Joe reading boards.ie as he goes along..

Kermit.de.frog

Joe must be reading this thread. Net beneficiary.

pc7

With my spending on booze and fags Mick Noonan gets it back lol

sligojoek

Joe is reading Boards.

HeidiHeidi

Oooh, "net beneficiary" - is Joe reading boards in between callers???

Even I've been sucked in today - this is LL gold

Mike Guide 69

sligojoek wrote: »

Joe is reading Boards.

We have a mole!!!!

ButtersSuki

Answer my puzzle Joe!

HeidiHeidi

pc7 wrote: »

So how is he job seeking if he's protesting the whole time.

This.

Roger_007

Mike Guide 69 wrote: »

We have a mole!!!!

I have a confession to make..........:o

Kermit.de.frog

Surely there is enough evidence here to have Mark cut off JSA?

ButtersSuki

A "personal" home no less.

HeidiHeidi

This fella is an awful lamp :eek:

Talk of digging holes - he's digging a giant one for himself, deeper and deeper!

baldbear

Mark is very brazen. I wonder when he last voted? The majority voted for FG Mark.

Mike Guide 69

He doesnt want to represent your views as he knows your a chancer!!!!

Roger_007

ButtersSuki wrote: »

A "personal" home no less.

Pee Flynn had THREE personal homes.....?

constitutionus

in fairnes you have to give it to the lad.

seems to be the ONLY anti water metre protester in the country according to livelines callers demographic today.

Mike Guide 69

HeidiHeidi wrote: »

This fella is an awful lamp :eek:

Talk of digging holes - he's digging a giant one for himself, deeper and deeper!

Well hes doing a JCB hole on his JSA!!!

ButtersSuki

Roger_007 wrote: »

Pee Flynn had THREE personal homes.....?

You should try that Roger, it's not easy you know!

Dan Jaman

ButtersSuki wrote: »

I've a question for Joe as he's renowned for solving puzzles:

If it takes a man 6 hours to dig a hole, how long will it take him to dig half a hole?

With a JCB, 2 minutes. That's what the Council turned up with to connect me to the mains - bloke spent 20 minutes in his digger, 15 of them smoking and reading the paper. 600 quid later, they fecked off.

pc7

The next election will be this October at the next budget

HeidiHeidi

Ask Mark did he vote in the last (or indeed any) election.

Kermit.de.frog

I'd say Mark has more expendable income than quite a few workers in his area at the end of the week. Wouldn't surprise me.


Oh and he is a wine drinker too.

neris

this guy sounds like he wants his own personal government

Judgement Day

Roger_007 wrote: »

Absolutely......he's one of these people who rabbit on about what their taxes are paying for when they pay no tax at all.:mad:

Surely anybody who buys something with VAT on it is paying taxes or am I missing something?

Mike Guide 69

"Da nahhinal death"

CountyHurler

If Mark wants to do something patriotic and make a stand to help the people of Ireland, then he would be better off emigrating..

Roger_007

Mark says he doesn't support any party but he sounds very much like a Shinner?

Lapin

"They said they wouldn't touch the price of wine and they did".


Mark is a hero !

Mike Guide 69

CountyHurler wrote: »

If Mark wants to do something patriotic and make a stand to help the people of Ireland, then he would be better off emigrating..

Brilliant !!!!

ThisRegard

This guy is great, he's destroying the whole anti austerity and I don't want to pay {insert whatever you're against here} in one single phone call.

Oops69

The personality disorder is history now after the last remark , joe nearly had a conniption fit

Roger_007

Judgement Day wrote: »

Surely anybody who buys something with VAT on it is paying taxes or am I missing something?

Yes you are missing the fact that, as I stated in a previous post and quoted by Joe, a person living on state benefits is a NET tax beneficiary....!

ThisRegard

Eh, come again caller.

Mike Guide 69

ThisRegard wrote: »

This guy is great, he's destroying the whole anti austerity and I don't want to pay {insert whatever you're against here} in one single phone call.

Thats what i have to laugh at, all this anti this and that and not voting in favour for things, yet when asked how you do you make this happen, you get the silent treatment...

Possedion

2080 euro we will never get back..

baldbear

€40?? No way can he be on that!