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  • #1202
    grey_so_what
    Registered Users Posts: 19,749 ✭✭✭✭grey_so_what


    My heart is bleeding for the assault on the Queen's ears made by aeroplanes....

    Dear God....

    What next??

    Sympathy for her Bunions?...


  • #1203
    An Claidheamh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,723 ✭✭✭An Claidheamh


    Mike Guide 69 wrote: »
    I still crack up at that Roy Keane interview, poor Tommy bawling to Roy, mentioning the Donnellan brothers and stuff priceless :D

    The Olé Olé -ers.


  • #1204
    signostic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,879 ✭✭✭signostic


    An Claidheamh wrote: »
    "Windsor Castle....but we're not crazy, we went to Legoland aswell"

    Typical Liveline caller.

    250px-Windsor_Castle_at_Sunset_-_Nov_2006.jpg


  • #1205
    lazza14
    Closed Accounts Posts: 265 ✭✭lazza14


    oh no , the tears are coming ...


  • #1206
    grey_so_what
    Registered Users Posts: 19,749 ✭✭✭✭grey_so_what


    Should I reach for the Kleenex??


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  • #1207
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 39,947 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    MDH and the Magic Beans? 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




  • #1208
    Mike Guide 69
    Registered Users Posts: 6,529 ✭✭✭Mike Guide 69


    lazza14 wrote: »
    oh no , the tears are coming ...

    Get ready for the flood Noah.....sorry Joe :D


  • #1209
    Mike Guide 69
    Registered Users Posts: 6,529 ✭✭✭Mike Guide 69


    grey_so_what wrote: »
    Should I reach for the Kleenex??

    Wait for Mooney will ya ??? :D


  • #1210
    An Claidheamh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,723 ✭✭✭An Claidheamh


    How does she know she likes Irish people?


  • #1211
    signostic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,879 ✭✭✭signostic


    signostic wrote: »
    250px-Windsor_Castle_at_Sunset_-_Nov_2006.jpg

    Could have been the inspiration for Joe`s painting

    abeafefb1775bcdec36d9c59ed89512221202b34373713c17c61d4da053a5c58.jpg


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  • #1212
    AK333
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,162 ✭✭✭AK333


    What a load of nonsense. The Presidents of Ireland have met loads of world leaders, I know there is bad history, but we've moved on - stop making such a big deal about it


  • #1213
    An Claidheamh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,723 ✭✭✭An Claidheamh


    An Claidheamh wrote: »
    How does she know she likes Irish people?

    I mean apart from owning 2 million of them.:)


  • #1214
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 39,947 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Betty Mitchell?
    "It's FAMMMILYYYYYY" 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




  • #1215
    Mike Guide 69
    Registered Users Posts: 6,529 ✭✭✭Mike Guide 69


    "My husband and i", oh ffs!!!!


  • #1216
    grey_so_what
    Registered Users Posts: 19,749 ✭✭✭✭grey_so_what


    An Claidheamh wrote: »
    I mean apart from owning 2 million of them.:)

    :D

    Meeshell will be on your case if you don't behave!....:P


  • #1217
    CarrickMcJoe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,379 ✭✭✭CarrickMcJoe


    An Claidheamh wrote: »
    How does she know she likes Irish people?

    She chose one to pick the crap up after her corgi's.


  • #1218
    sudzs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,739 ✭✭✭sudzs


    Micky D shoulder to shoulder with the queen... They're about the same height allright!!


  • #1219
    Roger_007
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    AK333 wrote: »
    What a load of nonsense. The Presidents of Ireland have met loads of world leaders, I know there is bad history, but we've moved on - stop making such a big deal about it

    Post of the day!


  • #1220
    Mike Guide 69
    Registered Users Posts: 6,529 ✭✭✭Mike Guide 69


    Marty up next, have to listen to this!!!!


  • #1221
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 39,947 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    I've no doubt MDH will write a verse or two about it. Failing that, Oliver Callan will :) 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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  • #1222
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    ET is hosting the Mooney Show


  • #1223
    baldbear
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,589 ✭✭✭baldbear


    800 years and what do we do but vote the queens visit as the best moment of the year. :-!


  • #1224
    Lapin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    Hate to burst Betty's bubble but everyone who writes to Buckingham Palace receives a reply.



    I bet Marty Morrisey didn't think he was signing up for this shíte when he turned up for his job interview ith RTÉ.


  • #1225
    Bulmers Original
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9 ✭Bulmers Original


    What we talking about?


  • #1226
    Mike Guide 69
    Registered Users Posts: 6,529 ✭✭✭Mike Guide 69


    Mooney and Kleenex, theres just something so wrong with that combo....


  • #1227
    Odyssey 2005
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,065 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »
    ET is hosting the Mooney Show

    He's a head like a ceptic pimple


  • #1228
    Hitchens
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,043 ✭✭✭Hitchens


    SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »
    The Nappy Collector
    childcatcher13.jpg:p


  • #1229
    Harry Angstrom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,351 ✭✭✭✭Harry Angstrom


    Lapin wrote: »
    Hate to burst Betty's bubble but everyone who writes to Buckingham Palace receives a reply.

    Even Michael Fagan got a "Thank You, Please Call Again" card after he called in to see The Queen.


  • #1230
    goose2005
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,798 ✭✭✭goose2005


    JM Skipton wrote: »
    Now there is an idea for a new presenter for the IFTAs next year:D
    Surely a double act?

    2011-01-jim-corr--lord-christopher-monckton.jpg


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  • #1231
    CarrickMcJoe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,379 ✭✭✭CarrickMcJoe


    goose2005 wrote: »
    Surely a double act?

    2011-01-jim-corr--lord-christopher-monckton.jpg


    Was that taken in Madame Tussauds?


  • #1232
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 39,947 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    goose2005 wrote: »
    Surely a double act?

    2011-01-jim-corr--lord-christopher-monckton.jpg

    Stop pumping the handle, he's going to explode... 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




  • #1233
    neris
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,068 ✭✭✭✭neris


    some feckin voice on your woman who lectures in rish studies on the news.

    hope were not in for a mickey d love in and what a fantastic country we are and how we built britain. was enough of that on the news


  • #1234
    shockwave
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,770 ✭✭✭shockwave


    Probably get a Peaches Geldof memorial service today.


  • #1235
    Harry Angstrom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,351 ✭✭✭✭Harry Angstrom


    Joe will cut this caller off quickly. She's not enthusiastic enough.


  • #1236
    neris
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,068 ✭✭✭✭neris


    sounds like she could do with giving the blarney a good aul snog. trying to get her to speak is like trying to get blood from a stone


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  • #1237
    Harry Angstrom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,351 ✭✭✭✭Harry Angstrom


    Sabrina? :confused:


  • #1238
    neris
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,068 ✭✭✭✭neris


    shockwave wrote: »
    Probably get a Peaches Geldof memorial service today.

    nothing like death to cheer joe up


  • #1239
    neris
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,068 ✭✭✭✭neris


    Harry Angstrom wrote: »
    Sabrina? :confused:

    the teenage witch


  • #1240
    Lapin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    Joe - Was it the first time you've seen the tricolour decked out on the Streets of Windsor ?

    Caller - Eh, it's the first time it's ever happened.




    Jesus this caller. MY EARS

    Come up for breath FFS.


  • #1241
    vicwatson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,404 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    Is that Charlie McCreevy?


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  • #1242
    Lenin Skynard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,970 ✭✭✭Lenin Skynard


    Better not be another hour about this ould ****e.


  • #1243
    Lapin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    Spit it out caller.


  • #1244
    Harry Angstrom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,351 ✭✭✭✭Harry Angstrom


    Joe can't get a word in edgeways :D


  • #1245
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 39,947 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Harry Angstrom wrote: »
    Sabrina? :confused:

    This one?
    220px-Parus_major_india.jpg 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




  • #1246
    Lapin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    This one is getting her facts arseways.

    Joe tried to correct her but gave up in the end.

    She's taking over the show now too.


  • #1247
    woejus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,497 ✭✭✭woejus


    on today's Juffy :

    ZcoOp70.png


  • #1248
    bottlebrush
    Registered Users Posts: 8,195 ✭✭✭bottlebrush


    our woman on the ground in Monaghan is our mary. john from cork must be holding on another line.


  • #1249
    Lapin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    So to speak :confused:


  • #1250
    lucylu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,111 ✭✭✭lucylu


    awww.. This guy has a small Tailor shop in Tullow.


  • #1251
    Big C
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 943 ✭✭✭Big C


    Dont often say tune into classic hits instead of Joe, but boylan is a classic today, started sayin how irish workers are lazy, spouting about how great the polish workers are, on comes yoric the pole sayin he will do jobs the irish dont want because they are lazy, then yoric says he claims full dole even when working and tells boylan ireland is a sh thole, now every out to kill him,, classic


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