Liveline Thread 27/03/14 to date

bottlebrush

lucylu wrote: »

awww.. This guy has a small Tailor shop in Tullow.

i saw that documentary Hands on tv recently. this man and his son came across as lovely people. i hope they do well as a result of this publicity.

sligojoek

Wow, wow, fantastic, well done, so to speak.

Dan Jaman

"So to speak."
Arsh.

Lapin

Fantastic.

Well Done.

Wow.

So to Speak.


All the above spoken in the last 30 seconds.

neris

joe: and did he tell you when hed wear the jacket
caller: em at 5:43 tomorrow evening joe during a rain shower and he,ll have a matching umbrella aswell

this pillock really asks some stupid questions

vicwatson

bottlebrush wrote: »

i saw that documentary Hands on tv recently. this man and his son came across as lovely people. i hope they do well as a result of this publicity.

I thought the opposite, I think he sounds like a right grumpy grump !

constitutionus

what the most important skill?

money laundering.

just like that lad in panama !

neris

and whats your favourite cloth joe? leather or latex?

bottlebrush

vicwatson wrote: »

I thought the opposite, I think he sounds like a right grumpy grump !

that's because he is talking to Joe! hi thought he came across much different in the programme.

Dan Jaman

"Tell me, what's your favourite type of twig?"

<bump>
<snore>

sligojoek

Coffin.

woejus

even in a conversation about tailoring, he brings up death

Lapin

Only Joe would ask if he made a suit for a dead man.

neris

coz they had no legs joe

sudzs

Drunk Joe, they were drunk!!

vicwatson

"why couldn't they stand up?" - eh cause they had no legs Joe

Hitchens

ffs! "didya ever make a suit for a dead man" ......................ghoul :D:D:D:D:D:D

vicwatson

Maybe it was Oscar Pistorious

Dan Jaman

vicwatson wrote: »

"why couldn't they stand up?" - eh cause they had no legs Joe

Stood on a fag end and burnt his ar5e, Joe.

bottlebrush

is there nothing else going on in the country

neris

joes next book. the tailors who perished in 1916

Dan Jaman

Next; an hour-long interview with the man from Donegal who looks after the flags at Windsor.

withless

And would you put on one leg first and then the other?

Harry Angstrom

I wonder if Michael D. got a discount for being only 5 foot?

artful_codger

A shoplifter.

bottlebrush

all those pockets.Joe thinking i must get this man to make my suits....

sligojoek

Joe with his faux surprise. People have been making suits for hundreds of years.

Lenin Skynard

bottlebrush wrote: »

is there nothing else going on in the country

They're calling Ireland a ****hole on the 4fm Boylan show and now he's ranting about Polish people.

Lapin

Mobile phone is a damn sight handier than a set of rosary beads.

Roger_007

bottlebrush wrote: »

is there nothing else going on in the country

Just tuned in and was wondering what matters of national importance were being discussed......other than how many pockets are in a suit, of course.

Hitchens

Harry Angstrom wrote: »

I wonder if Michael D. got a discount for being only 5 foot?

actually Mick's suit looked fierce rumpled and creased when he met Liz & Phil :pac:

sligojoek

Joe should mind his own business. He wouldn't like his own tailor talking about him on the airwaves

signostic

Hitchens wrote: »

actually Mick's suit looked fierce rumpled and creased when he met Liz & Phil :pac:

did seem to fit him at all and his shirt looked to big as well...

sudzs

Great, we're up to 1978 now! :rolleyes:

bottlebrush

and at the end of this programme we will all have learned how to make a basic suit...

tomorrow we will have Philip Tracy to tell us how to make a hat

Hitchens

wonder will Joe ask him to make a shroud for him (with pockets)?

Harry Angstrom

I get my suits from The House of Primark.

Mike Guide 69

Joe is getting turned on now!!!

Hitchens

Harry Angstrom wrote: »

I get my suits from The House of Primark.

Aldi for me (€40)

Roger_007

Harry Angstrom wrote: »

I get my suits from The House of Primark.

Presumably when the Primarks are away on holidays......:D

bottlebrush

must be some suit. she will keel over with the excitement.
god they are really scraping the barrel now for callers

Degringola

22 pockets, surely perfect for a pickpocket.

Dan Jaman

Lenin Skynard wrote: »

They're calling Ireland a ****hole on the 4fm Boylan show and now he's ranting about Polish people.

More interesting than Joe's suits. I suspect there's a Joe/tailor connection, but Joe ain't letting on.

sligojoek

A suit can make a man look like George Clooney. WTF

AK333

How did we know where Micky O get his suits and why oh why, does anyone thing we care? Move on Joe

Hitchens

Joe - "aw Gawd"

vicwatson

Your wan sounds like she's from Wickla alright

Dan Jaman

Lapin wrote: »

Mobile phone is a damn sight handier than a set of rosary beads.

At least you get a God app with a smartphone.

Mike Guide 69

bottlebrush wrote: »

must be some suit. she will keel over with the excitement.
god they are really scraping the barrel now for callers

I'd say shes dripping with excitement........sorry!!!! :P

Harry Angstrom

"Michael, what did you have for breakfast this morning?"