Liveline Thread 27/03/14 to date

Odyssey 2005

There can't be any more room up this guys hole with all the smoke Joe is blowing up there

Hitchens

when a fella would go into a tailors shop years ago, the fella that measured him up would put a note in for the tailors guidance upstairs, in code.

e.g 'HLAC' was - hump like a camel

Roger_007

HeidiHeidi wrote: »

We're going to have a half hour of Joe single-handedly reviving the tailoring trade now, aren't we?

You think this is bad......tomorrow we are going to have an entire show on the corset-making industry........the nation holds its breath.;)

Odyssey 2005

dvcireland wrote: »

did'nt Bill Cullen have his communion suit made by Louis Copeland

http://books.google.ie/books?id=Me9xuMwVltoC&pg=PA94&lpg=PA94&dq=BILL+CULLEN+COMMUNION+SUIT&source=bl&ots=lyXm4O4Ylh&sig=zKV_i71pfP1GpyMLDDlYkNYR7lg&hl=en&sa=X&ei=E_tDU7upFvDA7Aby0IGYAQ&ved=0CDgQ6AEwBA#v=onepage&q=BILL%20CULLEN%20COMMUNION%20SUIT&f=false

He gave it to a charity shop and Michael D is wearing it proudly now..:P

Harry Angstrom

Didn't Joe mention a woman in his Ronan Collins promo yesterday who was facing eviction from her house? Presumably he ditched that for the more pressing matter of bespoke suits :rolleyes:

An Claidheamh

She's like one of the Liveline callers from Gift Grub.

bottlebrush

id say Michael Johnson will be on the late late Friday night. tubs listening and thinking there must be many more questions i can ask him about sewing. . . .

lucylu

Andre 2000 ?

Roger_007

Hitchens wrote: »

when a fella would go into a tailors shop years ago, the fella that measured him up would put a note in for the tailors guidance upstairs, in code.

e.g 'HLAC' was - hump like a camel

Can't you spell 'hung'?

Hitchens

listening to this 'oul shíte from Joe today, I feel like ordering a suicide vest from Michael :pac:

Dan Jaman

Roger_007 wrote: »

You think this is bad......tomorrow we are going to have an entire show on the corset-making industry........the nation holds its breath.;)

Would that be Michael or Sabina's corset?

Lapin

Oh FFS.

This shíte belongs on the Mooney show.

CarrickMcJoe

Aubrey must be hopping mad.

bottlebrush

lucylu wrote: »

Andre 2000 ?

id say it was 50cent she's thinking of

Roger_007

What a voice!

An Claidheamh

Great Helen, start from 1860 ....

Odyssey 2005

We can't believe your talkin to him either.

Harry Angstrom

Working with fish?

AK333

It must take pure pig headedness to talk about tailoring for over an hour. What a load of rubbish

CarrickMcJoe

Roger_007 wrote: »

What a voice!

yea, some guy called Helen.

An Claidheamh

Lapin wrote: »

Oh FFS.

This shíte belongs on the Mooney show.

Mooney's sending Neil Francis and Brenda to interview tailors working at the Eurovision.:)

Dan Jaman

Don't forget to tune in tomorrow, when we'll have a fascinating discussion about manhole covers.

bottlebrush

there will be tailor shops opening all over the country on the back of this. having suits tailor made will be the new fetish for the D4 set.

HeidiHeidi

It's the smug self-congratulatory tone to Joe's voice during all of this that I find most irritating, that and the over-enthusiastic laughing - he must think he's the cleverest lad in the whole land to have dragged this out for an hour.

Hitchens

I wonder how Helen is at the inside leg measurement

CarrickMcJoe

Tailoring Tuesday.

HeidiHeidi

And he still hasn't given Michael a chance to read out his website, despite asking if he had one (and then laughing uproariously when he said of course he did )

Roger_007

Hitchens wrote: »

I woner how Helen is at the inside leg measurement

He's pretty good......:rolleyes:

An Claidheamh

bottlebrush wrote: »

there will be tailor shops opening all over the country on the back of this. having suits tailor made will be the new fetish for the D4 set.

I remember when O'Briens sandwiches were the new fetish.

McDonalds for us plebs.

HeidiHeidi

I think Michael is starting to take the piss out of Joe now

I'm liking him more and more!

bottlebrush

eight minutes left...how many more questions can he ask about tailoring and suits.

An Claidheamh

What the fup is going on?

Her nephew LOL

Harry Angstrom

Chesh-HIRE.

Lapin

Enough is enough.

Harry Angstrom

"10 million pricks"

There's a joke in there.

An Claidheamh

His eyesight? FFS.

HeidiHeidi

Going by this article

http://www.independent.ie/irish-news/perfect-fit-father-and-son-chosen-to-dress-president-30161469.html

which was published yesterday, the LL team doorstepped MJ as well today - did they have any callers to the show at all??? How does the country's premier caller-driven (allegedly) programme spend the full time on a call that the researchers made?

Hitchens

"10 million pricks in that finger"...................and one prick in the studio! :pac:

Dan Jaman

"Ten million pricks in that finger."
Mooney started early, I see.

HeidiHeidi

Researchers clearly scraping the brainstorming barrel here to see what other ridiculous questions Joe hasn't asked the tailor yet

An Claidheamh

I hope Michael Johnson gets paid for doing Joe's show for him.

Great if he just hung up.

HeidiHeidi

bottlebrush wrote: »

eight minutes left...how many more questions can he ask about tailoring and suits.

Lots and lots and lots......

Dan Jaman

National issue - rips in trouser legs.

Harry Angstrom

That "funny" anecdote went down like a lead balloon.

An Claidheamh

Only 2 mins left Joe.

Harry Angstrom

If he was clever, he'd have got her to take off the dress.

An Claidheamh

"I'm a tailor I might be able to help you".

Good for a t-shirt.

Dan Jaman

And a final 'so to speak' to round off the worst LL of the year.

CarrickMcJoe

Don't have tea breaks...sure either does Joe, he's away home.

HeidiHeidi

What did this lad do to deserve that "Well Done, Well Done"?