Liveline Thread 27/03/14 to date

my friend

An Claidheamh wrote: »

Regarding the apparent "Funny Friday".

Did anyone see Brush Shiels on Second Captains last night.

Never seen him before.

No, what happened?

JM Skipton

Lapin wrote: »

At least things happen in Clondalkin for good or bad. The place has a bit of character.

Lucan on the other hand is just a boring collection of housing estates seperated from each other by mini roundabouts.

In fairness Lucan village is nice

An Claidheamh

What would you have expected Mr Rabitte?

An Claidheamh

my friend wrote: »

No, what happened?

They showed footage of an 80's RTÉ sports programme where RTÉ "personalities" took on "celebrities" in sporting events at UCD I believe.

He was one of the celebrities.

neris

Looks like we can expect a call from that animal rights loon next week and Joe to get very worked up in the process

http://www.independent.ie/world-news/paddy-power-opens-bets-on-which-animal-is-likely-to-be-killed-next-at-copenhagen-zoo-30132178.html

CountyHurler

neris wrote: »

http://www.independent.ie/world-news/paddy-power-opens-bets-on-which-animal-is-likely-to-be-killed-next-at-copenhagen-zoo-30132178.html

MINUTES OF PADDY POWER'S LAST BOARD OF MANAGEMENT MEETING:

SEC: "Mr. Chairman, is there anything you want to discuss today".
PP: "Okay, that last idea about taking bets on the verdict in the Pistorious trial was a real success. It really took the legs from underneath all of our rivals.. *chortle chortle chortle guffaw* .... We got front page on a number of newspapers and coverage on the national broadcaster for three days! So, has anybody got any new ideas about how we could get that overpaid bearded clown in RTE to give us a bit more free publicity".

Hitchens

CountyHurler wrote: »

So, has anybody got any new ideas about how we could get that overpaid bearded clown in RTE to give us a bit more free publicity".

why drag Daithí into this? :pac:

Dan Jaman

neris wrote: »

Looks like we can expect a call from that animal rights loon next week and Joe to get very worked up in the process

http://www.independent.ie/world-news/paddy-power-opens-bets-on-which-animal-is-likely-to-be-killed-next-at-copenhagen-zoo-30132178.html

Brilliant stuff.

When asked what it would do with any lions it procured, Paddy Power somewhat vaguely answered that they would form "the centrepiece of our football World Cup campaign – ‘putting the roar back into the Three Lions’," but refused to disclose any further details.

Could always let them roam free along Grafton St.

neris

CountyHurler wrote: »

MINUTES OF PADDY POWER'S LAST BOARD OF MANAGEMENT MEETING:

SEC: "Mr. Chairman, is there anything you want to discuss today".
PP: "Okay, that last idea about taking bets on the verdict in the Pistorious trial was a real success. It really took the legs from underneath all of our rivals.. *chortle chortle chortle guffaw* .... We got front page on a number of newspapers and coverage on the national broadcaster for three days! So, has anybody got any new ideas about how we could get that overpaid bearded over fed double chinned double cuff wearing "socialist" clown in RTE to give us a bit more free publicity".

FYP

withless

"Joe, I'm going to praise Alan Shatter or mention the last government..."

"Stay there for a minute, New Caller; can I get you to speak for me by not cutting you off till it suits me to, so to speak?

And so on...

JM Skipton

Someones very excited about it being the last Friday of the month

Welsh Megaman

JM Skipton wrote: »

shockwave

KILL MEEEEE!

lazygal

Funny Friday. Enough said.

Dan Jaman

"Hello, good afternoon and it's the Last Friday of The Month and that means only one thing..."

I'm out of it. Bye.

BPKS

Ah jesus.

Doc said "after hearing the news he was shattered" before I had a chance to change over.

I'm out folks.

furiousox

Oh FFS, haven't we suffered enough???

sudzs

Taking the piss out of stammering - nice. :rolleyes:

withless

That this sheeet gets on to radio shows why we are so messed up and how far we have to go.

Making fun of people with a stammer now.

'Paddy and Mick'

"Disgusting."

Roger_007

Just tuned in......forgot about Farcical Friday..........BYE!

mike65

sudzs

I can't take any more, happy weekend liveliners!

Mike Guide 69

Im off to ring the samaritans !!!!!!

Robert2012

Bellerstring

Doc Savage is phukin brutal

AK333

Lads this is pathetic. The same old sh*te every month, same one liners (you can't even call them jokes), the same so called comedians (whose the one with the bad breathing). Nobody must enjoy this, how the hell does he get away with it

JM Skipton

AK333 wrote: »

Lads this is pathetic. The same old sh*te every month, same one liners (you can't even call them jokes), the same so called comedians (whose the one with the bad breathing). Nobody must enjoy this, how the hell does he get away with it

Because of the audience, this was the queue for tickets earlier today

Robert2012

AK333 wrote: »

Lads this is pathetic. The same old sh*te every month, same one liners (you can't even call them jokes), the same so called comedians (whose the one with the bad breathing). Nobody must enjoy this, how the hell does he get away with it

Oxygen tank for Doc...

Welsh Megaman

June Rodgers' reign of terror being taken nationwide.

PauloMN

These impersonations are just a bit **** really.

signostic

JM Skipton wrote: »

Because of the audience, this was the queue for tickets earlier today

May I suggest that this picture shows people trying to make their escape from the Lavlahn studio at 1.45pm today

bottlebrush

It's 8 mins past 3 and Liveline is still on. Is something up?

Hitchens

bottlebrush wrote: »

It's 8 mins past 3 and Liveline is still on. Is something up?

public demand? :pac:

Dan Jaman

bottlebrush wrote: »

It's 8 mins past 3 and Liveline is still on. Is something up?

The studio was uprooted by a gang of Rogue Traders, taken out into Dublin Bay and set loose to sink or swim, according to its fate. The occupants carried on, blissfully unaware that their destiny rested on a single phone call (which might, or might not, be recorded by the Guards), all the time cracking dreadful jokes, pitiful gags and miserable anecdotes, while the clock ticked remorselessly on past 3pm.

Roger_007

Dan Jaman wrote: »

The studio was uprooted by a gang of Rogue Traders, taken out into Dublin Bay and set loose to sink or swim, according to its fate. The occupants carried on, blissfully unaware that their destiny rested on a single phone call (which might, or might not, be recorded by the Guards), all the time cracking dreadful jokes, pitiful gags and miserable anecdotes, while the clock ticked remorselessly on past 3pm.

These are the brilliant opening/closing/only lines of Joe's next buke.:eek:.........can't wait for the movie.

goose2005

Dan Jaman wrote: »

The studio was uprooted by a gang of Rogue Traders, taken out into Dublin Bay and set loose to sink or swim, according to its fate. The occupants carried on, blissfully unaware that their destiny rested on a single phone call (which might, or might not, be recorded by the Guards), all the time cracking dreadful jokes, pitiful gags and miserable anecdotes, while the clock ticked remorselessly on past 3pm.

i think that was one of beckett's late works?

neris

joe or his agent must have some sort of personal agenda/interest of a finacial kind or personal relationship with these funny friday muppets to let them on all the time. there has to be more then just producing a show to the whole funny friday thing. stinks of the good aul public service and everything related to it. looking after your buddies

withless

If this country shows us anything it's that you can fool some of the people all of the time.

SEPT 23 1989

Jim Larkin and drink

the perfect storm

Hitchens

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

Jim Larkin and drink

the perfect storm

Grud on a greenie :eek:

sligojoek

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

Jim Larkin and drink

the perfect storm

This should be good.

DuckHook

He LITERALLY saw it on facebook..this is a dooblin fm story if there ever was one.

neris

someone needs to get a life.

Dan Jaman

If Jim Larkin was alive today, he wouldn't be fecking bronze statue, caller.

JONJO THE MISER

Advertising piss water beer.

vicwatson

Ah FO Duffy with your agenda (again) - most Dubliners don't give 2 fiddlers about Jim Larkin - you are the only one that cares

neris

im upset joe dont know what im getting upset about but im upset

DuckHook

He done some detailed research..googled "molson+unions+disgraceful+joe".

sap.

vicwatson

Two Weeks Ago - Free advertising for Paddy Power

This Week - Free advertising for Coors !

UpTheSlashers