Liveline Thread 27/03/14 to date

lazygal

ThisRegard wrote: »

What's this guy waffling about, one law for the big boys and one for the little boys ?

Short man syndrome..

JM Skipton

I wouldn't like to get on the wrong side of this one

snubbleste

Where's all the teachers?

Mike Guide 69

Cyclists distracted by posters, good god!!!!

ThisRegard

Well then ban them Joe, it's not that difficult.

withless

Its too dumb today, I'm out.

ThisRegard

Eh, you are wrong. Plastic can be recycled.

signostic

Joe`s quips are brilliant today :pac:

Mike Guide 69

"Hands free device" ie, her secretary ya!!!

JM Skipton

signostic wrote: »

Joe`s quips are brilliant today :pac:

He is warming up for Funny Friday tomorrow

snubbleste

No posts for ten minutes

Meathlass

Why is the thread so quiet today, is it the nice weather?

Some classic morans on today in fairness. I'm still laughing at the women who wanted the election posters taken down in case the Giro D'Italia cyclists were distracted!

Mike Guide 69

Joe is really scraping barrel with these callers!!!!

Mike Guide 69

"Well Joe, southern drivers hold a phone like that and us northern drivers hold a phone like this".....

snubbleste

Meathlass wrote: »

Why is the thread so quiet today, is it the nice weather?

Some classic morans on today in fairness. I'm still laughing at the women who wanted the election posters taken down in case the Giro D'Italia cyclists were distracted!

She has a point though.
Look at google maps, pics are from 2009 when all the posters were up

my friend

is John Paul sitting north of the border while he awaits his bankruptcy to complete?

snubbleste

NornIron has gone pink!

AK333

yes but do we care? When you are looking at Tour de France, or a marathon, would you really be that distracted by a poster? In fact do the posters work at all cos I'm immune to them - don't even see them anymore.

Mike Guide 69

snubbleste wrote: »

NornIron has gone pink!

Wonder will there be pink marches in July then:P????

AK333

Mike Guide 69 wrote: »

Wonder will there be pink marches in July then:P????

Pinks the new Orange didn't you know :rolleyes:

CountyHurler

Yeah our politicians should be more like the politicians up the north, and spent 90% of their time talking about marches and flags..

baldbear

Is it llegal to take down a poster outside your house?

neris

joe getting his giro pronounciations screwed up

CarrickMcJoe

baldbear wrote: »

Is it llegal to take down a poster outside your house?

Don't you dare touch me !

signostic

fecking pinkos....

*edit - i blame the Greeks...

snubbleste

A pink ben lurry

Meathlass

snubbleste wrote: »

She has a point though.
Look at google maps, pics are from 2009 when all the posters were up

Not really. I can't see professional cyclists being distracted by a few posters. I'd be more worried about the crowds on the road.

Not a fan of election posters myself and I don't pay any attention to them but unless all parties agree to ban them nothing will happen.

AK333

There's an opportunity now....

I'm on my way to Woodies for Hot Pink paint then I'll hot foot it over the border to sell

neris

thought ypur man was going to say no pink hot pants available in NI

my friend

caller prepping for the summer, hes just collected his J1

JM Skipton

Absolute shocker of a show today...

snubbleste

What can Joe touch or not touch..

AK333

JM Skipton wrote: »

Absolute shocker of a show today...

Well you can't expect the teachers to be rioting and threatening every day :P

Doctors (IMO I think) will be meeting in the next few weeks so expect another poor me episode

Mike Guide 69

Turning into a techy show now!!!!

neris

joes down with the kids using this whatsapp thingy

neris

Mike Guide 69 wrote: »

Turning into a techy show now!!!!

que joe getting well out of his depth

Mike Guide 69

Joe will ask him to plug the company now!!!!

AK333

Is anyone else like me and just hearing white noise now

CountyHurler

Would it not have been better to wait until the legislation is fully in place or ask somebody to define the finer details of the law, rather than let every gobsh1te speculate on what he/she thinks is gonna happen.

lazza14

who is this asshole defending the use of whatsapp while driving ???

So what if it's not SMS ... it's still a fúcking distraction you fool!!

le la rat

Give me a smart phone over a smart person any day Joe

Mike Guide 69

Oh my god Joe, that joke was as bad as whats on Funny Friday!!!

CarrickMcJoe

Joes on a roll today.

neris

CountyHurler wrote: »

Would it not have been better to wait until the legislation is fully in place or ask somebody to define the finer details of the law, rather than let every gobsh1te speculate on what he/she thinks is gonna happen.

this is liveline, common sense ideas like that dont exist in livelineland. a bunch of know nothing experts opinions is what really matters even if its a million miles off the truth

AK333

I think, and I'm a bit of a technophobe, that they are trying to say that the legislation is too narrow and doesn't encompass all the new bits of technology like IPAD/ Watches (WTF), that our legislation only covers mobile phones and texting

I think ...

CountyHurler

"Your QUICK point please"..

I tell you what Joe, shove it up your h0le... waiting around all day for Duffy to rush you through what you have to say.. He has plenty of time set aside of his stupid puns

CountyHurler

Tom Geraghty says that the public sector workers suffered worse pay cuts than their equivalents in the private sector... That's because most of the private sector is in Canada where as not one of them lost their job..

CarrickMcJoe

Meathlass wrote: »

Not really. I can't see professional cyclists being distracted by a few posters. I'd be more worried about the crowds on the road.

Not a fan of election posters myself and I don't pay any attention to them but unless all parties agree to ban them nothing will happen.

Cyclists will be too busy watching for potholes. North of the border they have laid a new road surface along the route, then they hit the south and boy is it rough.

Mardy Bum

CountyHurler wrote: »

Tom Geraghty says that the public sector workers suffered worse pay cuts than their equivalents in the private sector... That's because most of the private sector is in Canada where as not one of them lost their job..

Yes it is amazing Joe the block layer who quit school at 16 wasn't kept on and then couldn't pick up a job with all his skills.

Dan Jaman

I missed today's show; was too busy hooning around on me bike with a fag in one hand, bottle of gin in the other, while my pillion gave me a shave.
I wasn't wearing a helmet, boots or gloves, either, so suck on that, safety nazis.