Liveline Thread 27/03/14 to date

pc7

Did you ever hear such waffle, a shower of scammers ripping people off at the most vulnerable of times.

AK333

The headstone engraver is probably a business man and has his own insurance - there is no excuse for charging him, just in case

SEPT 23 1989

the head stone engraver would have his own public liability insurance for going out on site

woejus

mickydoomsux

Death is big business because there are so many rules and regulations around it.

You can't just toss granny in a hole out the back when she dies so undertakers can charge what they like for their services because you have to use them.

This is the case in most countries.

sligojoek

I thought "internment" went out in the 70s

styron

Roger_007 wrote: »

That carbon tax item didn't last long........death and funerals are much more interesting!

What about a cremation carbon tax? win-win

SEPT 23 1989

someone will ring in and say they built a bonfire out in the garden to save on cremation fees

my friend

Oh you're wild ye are!

Shure you're a rare one .

my friend

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

someone will ring in and say they built a bonfire out in the garden to save on cremation fees

Fred Wests' successor on line 3

Dan Jaman

I often drove past a pet crem - never a sign of activity during the day, but many times at night there would be a plume of smoke when they didn't get it quite right. I assume they didn't burn during the day as the sight of Rover going up the chimney would upset folk.

vicwatson

Max Clifford convicted nonce? and given bail till sentencing until Friday !

http://news.sky.com/story/1250859/max-clifford-found-guilty-of-sex-charges

ThisRegard

Wtf, what's this, ask a Funeral Director hour ?

Dan Jaman

ThisRegard wrote: »

Wtf, what's this, ask a Funeral Director hour ?

This is a dead loss.
Joe's cruising on this.

ThisRegard

Dan Jaman wrote: »

This is a dead loss.

Stop, you're killing me.

neris

Wtf is going on ive just tuned in last 15 mins

joe6pack

I've got the Monday blues...
Today's show might just push me over the edge.

my friend

Did Sheena just say her family flipped a graveyard plot!

Dan Jaman

You can donate your corpse, but it comes back.

pc7

Did Mary just die? where is she gone

sudzs

Mary is drifting away... don't go into the light Mary!!!

Oops69

Mary's speaking from the beyond , "come back to me Mary " , is this a seance

pc7

Mary didn't get Joes joke!

JM Skipton

"come back to me Mary" thought we were having our first liveline seance

signostic

"come back to me Mary"

HeidiHeidi

Oh ho ho ho, Joe just cracked a joke.

You're so FUNNY, Joe :D:D

Harry Angstrom

vicwatson wrote: »

Max Clifford convicted nonce? and given bail till sentencing until Friday !

http://news.sky.com/story/1250859/max-clifford-found-guilty-of-sex-charges

Karma.

my friend

'Buried next to Brendan Behan' I'll have you know

quinrea01

neris wrote: »

Wtf is going on ive just tuned in last 15 mins

Death, funerals, cremations....all the usual depressing Joe fare. Typical RTE BULLS**T.

sudzs

Over 4 grand!! :eek: fuppsake, I'm considering Mary's method.

Dan Jaman

Cheap website; stiffs.ie

signostic

Its going to be a week of death on the lavlahn followed by Funny Friday ton Friday ...:(

joe6pack

Will he ask how the brother died?

Mike Guide 69

If Joe wants to get buried on the cheap, he can go for this option

http://www.trendhunter.com/trends/ikea-coffin-artistic-response-to-death

my friend

I've always said it.... I can't afford to die

Dan Jaman

sudzs wrote: »

Over 4 grand!! :eek: fuppsake, I'm considering Mary's method.

Or this
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0048750/
and get a couple of friends to toss me off the ferry to Holyhead.

Mike Guide 69

Dan Jaman wrote: »

Or this
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0048750/
and get a couple of friends to toss me off the ferry to Holyhead.

Or better still how bout this

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0098627/?ref_=nv_sr_1

quinrea01

Dan Jaman wrote: »

Or this
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0048750/
and get a couple of friends to toss me off the ferry to Holyhead.

It might just be a little late for THAT...

Dan Jaman

Mind you, the commonality of the tumble drier has frustrated my plan.
I'd hoped to be cremated and my ashes scattered from a light plane above the nearest large town on a normal weekday, thereby fulfilling my ambition of getting into the knickers of as many women as possible.
There is a bright spot - natural line drying has made a comeback...

JM Skipton

Joe itching to find out what she died of

Harry Angstrom

Joe looking for tears.

lucylu

a sportsbag and a shovel in a grave yard sounds like a scene from Love/Hate

Mike Guide 69

"Sports bag and a shovel", is this the next storyline for Love/Hate???

Mike Guide 69

lucylu wrote: »

a sportsbag and a shovel in a grave yard sounds like a scene from Love/Hate

SNAP!!!!

Harry Angstrom

The graveyards will be full of people digging their own holes tonight, thanks to the Duffmeister.

my friend

Anyone know where the 2 lads from Coolock are buried?

Dan Jaman

Harry Angstrom wrote: »

The graveyards will be full of people digging their own holes tonight, thanks to the Duffmeister.

Makes a change from feeling holes in the graveyard.

Harry Angstrom

Tree hugger on line one.

lucylu

to purchase loose wood pellets are is not cheap ..you have to buy in 3 tonne bulk at about 270 a tonne.. carbon tax also applies to these ...
you need to pay out all at once

Harry Angstrom

So long Marianne.....