Liveline Thread 27/03/14 to date

Roger_007

Ah here, it's a gorgeous sunny day. I've had enough of this rubbish. I'm off to tan my body.....!

Lapin

JM Skipton wrote: »

It's started......the road out of Athlone just now

The road out of Athlone isn't that big.

BPKS

More money saving tips for the recession.

It reminds me of the day the old lad came on and said they had the water used to boil bacon for the dinner in a bottle in the fridge to use for one of the following weeks dinner. Or the lad who was drying the clothes by hanging them up inside his car.

Harry Angstrom

I want my ashes to be fired into the sky in a rocket, just like Hunter S Thompson, Joe.

shroom007

yea and after the first one is buried everyone else says b*llox to this Im havin a proper coffin not a cardboard box, like a pizza

Dan Jaman

pc7 wrote: »

Is this one of you taking the piss??? Sharing the basket

Perfect.

Mike Guide 69

Ah Joe, this doesnt suprise me, looking for the gruesome details!!!!

Lapin

How the fuk do you make that presumption from a Bruce gig.


Not quite a car crash either.

Lapin

Donut BPM ad. :mad:

Dan Jaman

So... he shook a twig at her 12 years ago?

BPKS

Joe doesn't like the faith healers.

But he has no bother telling people to say a prayer in order to improve a situation.

CountyHurler

He was fairly snotty with that last woman wasnt he..

Harry Angstrom

Dan Jaman wrote: »

So... he shook a twig at her 12 years ago?

And amazingly, it didn't work.

Dan Jaman

I trained at relieving the pain of bulging wallets, Joe.

Lapin

The caller with balls only gets the last 7 minutes as usual.

the_monkey

Dan Jaman wrote: »

So... he shook a twig at her 12 years ago?

Yes and shockingly so it didn't work - the medical community are stunned..

Mike Guide 69

Joe is getting interested now in this, since hes chancing his arm on the radio, he might as well try his hand at something else.............

pc7

I feel like I'm on a roundabout of universal healing, energy, reiki!

Dan Jaman

"What is it?", says Joe.
Only the greatest minds have failed to figure that one out, Joe. What chance does a caller have?

Harry Angstrom

Speaking of Wendy, I wonder whatever happened to her burger van?

Lapin

The cost of living is A LOT higher in Denmark.

Meathlass

Hate when people compare prices across nations - there are so many variables it's a total waste of time.

shroom007

terrible show, you'd think with this lovely weather the boys would be out tarmacking
or someone would be runnin a scam somewhere

Lapin

Harry Angstrom wrote: »

Speaking of Wendy, I wonder whatever happened to her burger van?

I'd say the chips are down since she stopped paying her protection.

Harry Angstrom

Time's up Joe.

Lapin

What better way to finish the day than being introduced to a new disease.

Dan Jaman

Massaging his nuts didn't work?
At the very least, by the sound of her, it was a final treat for him and one he hadn't had for years.

Mike Guide 69

STOP MENTIONING FUNNY FRIDAY!!! AGGGHHHHHH

shroom007

arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
DERERK MOONEY

LEG-IT

sudzs

Dan Jaman wrote: »

Massaging his nuts didn't work?

No but I bet it made Bernard s last days a bit more bearable!

CarrickMcJoe

College of surgeons would love Joe s body. They may find out how 1 individual can thrive on so much death and misery. Maybe a few of us too for listening to it!

withless

"and where did you get the sword, so to speak?"

furiousox

The new Savage Eye is up on the RTE player.
Joe Duffy has now morphed into a Nosferatu lookalike who feasts on misery.
Very funny, very accurate, and hopefully will annoy JD too.

neris

furiousox wrote: »

The new Savage Eye is up on the RTE player.
Joe Duffy has now morphed into a Nosferatu lookalike who feasts on misery.
Very funny, very accurate, and hopefully will annoy JD too.

freaky looking yoke altogether. those teeth would give you nightmares

Dan Jaman

furiousox wrote: »

The new Savage Eye is up on the RTE player.
Joe Duffy has now morphed into a Nosferatu lookalike who feasts on misery.
Very funny, very accurate, and hopefully will annoy JD too.

Brilliant.

my friend

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLL1FqcE1uI

John O'Donavan wasting taxpayers money again, hope they deduct the ambulance fee from his unwarranted dole.

SEPT 23 1989

plenty of raw anger today

my friend

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

plenty of raw anger today

you talkin' to me?

Dan Jaman

I don't know if the raw anger mentioned is about the laughable sentence handed down yesterday to the pair of scallywags in the AIB, but if not, it should be.
I had to laugh at the judge's feeble attempts to justify why he wasn't banging them up - it stunk, absolutely reeked, of special treatment for favoured persons.

Hitchens

Dan Jaman wrote: »

I don't know if the raw anger mentioned is about the laughable sentence handed down yesterday to the pair of scallywags in the AIB, but if not, it should be.
I had to laugh at the judge's feeble attempts to justify why he wasn't banging them up - it stunk, absolutely reeked, of special treatment for favoured persons.

The way he was talking, Neary should go straight to the gulag

neris

wait till the all conquering banking enquiry comes along and feck all is acheived from that and we,ll have more anger

neris

wonder was joe a bob hoskins fan. will put all the anglo stuff away for the day

snubbleste

SEPT 23 1989

clean out a graveyard

the man has a problem:)

JM Skipton

This is BS, Joe trying to compare this to Anglo trial..........Patrick Neary should have been the man in the dock

Hitchens

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

clean out a graveyard

the man has a problem:)

First thing outta Joe's gob.........graveyard

BPKS

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

clean out a graveyard

the man has a problem:)

That's the answer to his problem.

Do community service at a graveyard, fall into an open grave or cut his hand on a broken vase and sue the county council. Hey presto, the money he owed will be paid.

ThisRegard

Joe is going to be at this faux outrage best today.

Roger_007

He was not sentenced to prison for his offence, it's for not paying a fine!

snubbleste

What's Joe's obsession with community service?