Liverpool Team Talk/Gossip/Rumours Thread 2014 Mod Warning Post #6378

DaveSuarez

Stargate wrote: »

This might help ya Tony

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2057195509

His download speed here
http://www.speedtest.net/my-result/3456757673

We will pm ya a link for the game ..lol you be fine

A man could get in serious trouble watching it on a plane, especially if we're winning towards the end...

"****ING BLOW IT UP! BLOW IT UP TA ****"

kingshankly

Ramieres 4 match ban great news for us covers a lot of ground for chelsea

taidghbaby

taidghbaby wrote: »

Lads bit of a dilemma....

Was thinking of getting rid of the lady-friend but since I've met her Liverpool have won every game! Any suggestions?

I'm sorry but you need to marry this woman.

We'll keep a kitty going on here for regular coke and hookers if you desire.

Agueroooo

taidghbaby wrote: »

Lads bit of a dilemma....

Was thinking of getting rid of the lady-friend but since I've met her Liverpool have won every game! Any suggestions?

If she dumps you first you get down on those knees you hear. down!!

taidghbaby

Superstition is great!

5live

taidghbaby wrote: »

Lads bit of a dilemma....

Was thinking of getting rid of the lady-friend but since I've met her Liverpool have won every game! Any suggestions?

There's only one solution to this dilemma, Taidgh.

Marriage.

Man up and take one for the team:P

Agent Coulson

taidghbaby wrote: »

Lads bit of a dilemma....

Was thinking of getting rid of the lady-friend but since I've met her Liverpool have won every game! Any suggestions?

We have had to stick with Moses for a season the least you can do is stick with her till Liverpool get rid him at the end of the season it will then be a bit of a win/win then.

Lord Trollington

mav79 wrote: »

Ramires definitely out after accepting the violent conduct charge.

Is it not a little strange that Chelsea or Ramires didn't contest the charges whatsoever??

Or am I reading too much into it.

5live

Lord Trollington wrote: »

Is it not a little strange that Chelsea or Ramires didn't contest the charges whatsoever??

Or am I reading too much into it.

There could be an increase in the number of matches banned for if the hearing didn't go in his favour.

Gokei

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOKQjOg35MA

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Lord Trollington wrote: »

Is it not a little strange that Chelsea or Ramires didn't contest the charges whatsoever??

Or am I reading too much into it.

Probaly happy to miss the four games coming up. Appeal and he might be out for more than just the one at the start of next season.

Agent Coulson

Ramires was never getting that ban overturned so if he contested it he would have got a bigger ban.

Zapp Brannigan

Lads, remember when we were managed by Hodgson?

F*cking hell it's sweet being an LFC fan right now.

Gokei

Zapp Brannigan wrote: »

F*cking hell it's sweet being an LFC fan right now.

win this league or not, watching the team this season has been reward enough for staying with them through the dark days ie, the last 20 years!

20 odd years! Fúck me.

5starpool

The FA almost never overturn decisions on appeal, so it would almost certainly have been a 5 match ban if he appealed as it would have been frivolous in the extreme. He would have been able to play vs Liverpool, sure, but given that Matic is ineligible for the CL and Lampard is suspended, he wouldn't have played anyhow I reckon so appealing would have been really stupid.

Morzadec

No Ramires, though expected, is a very welcome boost indeed

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Gokei wrote: »

win this league or not, watching the team this season has been reward enough for staying with them through the dark days ie, the last 20 years!

20 odd years! Fúck me.

In fairness, two of them were ok.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Gokei wrote: »

win this league or not, watching the team this season has been reward enough for staying with them through the dark days ie, the last 20 years!

20 odd years! Fúck me.

In fairness, two of them were ok.

Gokei

Princess Consuela Bananahammock wrote: »

In fairness, two of them were ok.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock wrote: »

In fairness, two of them were ok.

True dat.

djPSB

Morzadec wrote: »

No Ramires, though expected, is a very welcome boost indeed

He's very good in a counter attacking team. Very quick.

Vicxas

So this weakened team is gathering more and more pace.

Oh Jose. I love your mind games.

Agent Coulson

Nobody mentioning the obvious that it's going to be Torres that will cost us the title for the last few years abuse that has been thrown at him for leaving.

Chelsea to win with a Torres goal in 89 minute.

Grayditch

Agent Coulson wrote: »

Nobody mentioning the obvious that it's going to be Torres that will cost us the title for the last few years abuse that has been thrown at him for leaving.

Chelsea to win with a Torres goal in 89 minute.

Grayditch wrote: »

Torres with the winner in the 89th. .

Sure it's written in the stars.

citytillidie

Did anyone listen to the start of today football podcast from the Guardian?

Can't repeat the joke from the start as i might get a yellow card but it contained the words

Norwich Giggs and Family

Agent Coulson

Watching Rakitic tonight he really would be a nice addition to the squad over the summer. Classy player.

5live

Agent Coulson wrote: »

Watching Rakitic tonight he really would be a nice addition to the squad over the summer. Classy player.

Weren't we linked with the Benfica LB at one stage? Frightening speed by him.

Agent Coulson

5live wrote: »

Weren't we linked with the Benfica LB at one stage? Frightening speed by him.

We were linked with Benfica's Siqueira alright and what I have seen of him he is a better left back than what we have already.

SlickRic

you know what?

i don't care if Ramires is banned.
i don't care if Faria gets banned.
i don't care if Mourinho gets banned.
i don't care that Terry is injured for this game.
i don't care that Cech is injured either.
i don't care that they had Champions League last week and now this week.
i don't care that the game being on Sunday doesn't suit Chelsea.
i don't care if Chelsea play the kids.
i don't care if they play the full team.
i don't care that Mourinho fúcked his team over by not buying a fully functioning striker in the summer or January.
i don't care that Utd have been shíte this year.
i don't care that Wenger's Arsenal collapsed as always.
i don't care that Aguero was injured for City so much this season.
i don't care that Yaya is injured for some vital games.
i don't care that we have had loads of penalties.
i don't care that we've been "lucky" that Suarez has stayed injury free.
i don't care that Skrtel gets away with rugby tackles in the box.
i don't care that we didn't have European football to contend with this season.
i don't care if it's a "weak league" this year.

i don't care for any lazy, sodding, fúcking moronic excuse anyone wants to give me for why Liverpool might be winning the League this year.

if we win it, it'll be fully deserved, and i'll do a special Premier League winning sized no-pants dance well into the night in celebration.

so there.

x43r0

Grayditch wrote: »

Sure it's written in the stars.

Tinie Tempah was right all along!

OwaynOTT

taidghbaby wrote: »

Lads bit of a dilemma....

Was thinking of getting rid of the lady-friend but since I've met her Liverpool have won every game! Any suggestions?

My missus has been away in England for the last 5 weeks and Liverpool have not been beaten since she left.
She is coming back tomorrow and my foot is feeling better. Going to throw 100 euro on Chelsea to win at the weekend along with Moyes to become the next Newcastle manager - for the laugh like - the odds were 1750/1.
Could have got even better if I had went with Mourihno turning into a lemon.

Kerrigooney

SlickRic wrote: »

you know what?

i don't care if Ramires is banned.
i don't care if Faria gets banned.
i don't care if Mourinho gets banned.
i don't care that Terry is injured for this game.
i don't care that Cech is injured either.
i don't care that they had Champions League last week and now this week.
i don't care that the game being on Sunday doesn't suit Chelsea.
i don't care if Chelsea play the kids.
i don't care if they play the full team.
i don't care that Mourinho fúcked his team over by not buying a fully functioning striker in the summer or January.
i don't care that Utd have been shíte this year.
i don't care that Wenger's Arsenal collapsed as always.
i don't care that Aguero was injured for City so much this season.
i don't care that Yaya is injured for some vital games.
i don't care that we have had loads of penalties.
i don't care that we've been "lucky" that Suarez has stayed injury free.
i don't care that Skrtel gets away with rugby tackles in the box.
i don't care that we didn't have European football to contend with this season.
i don't care if it's a "weak league" this year.

i don't care for any lazy, sodding, fúcking moronic excuse anyone wants to give me for why Liverpool might be winning the League this year.

if we win it, it'll be fully deserved, and i'll do a special Premier League winning sized no-pants dance well into the night in celebration.

so there.

I love you.

Eight Ball

SlickRic wrote: »

you know what?

i don't care if Ramires is banned.
i don't care if Faria gets banned.
i don't care if Mourinho gets banned.
i don't care that Terry is injured for this game.
i don't care that Cech is injured either.
i don't care that they had Champions League last week and now this week.
i don't care that the game being on Sunday doesn't suit Chelsea.
i don't care if Chelsea play the kids.
i don't care if they play the full team.
i don't care that Mourinho fúcked his team over by not buying a fully functioning striker in the summer or January.
i don't care that Utd have been shíte this year.
i don't care that Wenger's Arsenal collapsed as always.
i don't care that Aguero was injured for City so much this season.
i don't care that Yaya is injured for some vital games.
i don't care that we have had loads of penalties.
i don't care that we've been "lucky" that Suarez has stayed injury free.
i don't care that Skrtel gets away with rugby tackles in the box.
i don't care that we didn't have European football to contend with this season.
i don't care if it's a "weak league" this year.

i don't care for any lazy, sodding, fúcking moronic excuse anyone wants to give me for why Liverpool might be winning the League this year.

if we win it, it'll be fully deserved, and i'll do a special Premier League winning sized no-pants dance well into the night in celebration.

so there.

Amen to that

Courtesy Flush

This season is probably the most competitve the league has been in years. Not too many times have three teams being going down to the wire. So if Liverpool win this season surely its a greater achievement than previous years when there was less competition !

Whatever second string starting 11 Chelsea put out will probably have cost more than our first team

Courtesy Flush

OwaynOTT wrote: »

Could have got even better if I had went with Mourihno turning into a lemon.

Decent odds on Mourinho turning into a Panda too :pac:

uberwolf

the guardian had this yesterday, but it doesn't seem to have been picked up on here. To be fair to the guardian they're normally very conservative with their transfer reports, so I'd read it as close to the truth.

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/apr/23/manchester-united-beat-chelsea-luke-shaw-transfer-david-moyes

which, as fanciful as it might have been, is disappointing.

OwaynOTT

SlickRic wrote: »

you know what?

i don't care if Ramires is banned.
i don't care if Faria gets banned.
i don't care if Mourinho gets banned.
i don't care that Terry is injured for this game.
i don't care that Cech is injured either.
i don't care that they had Champions League last week and now this week.
i don't care that the game being on Sunday doesn't suit Chelsea.
i don't care if Chelsea play the kids.
i don't care if they play the full team.
i don't care that Mourinho fúcked his team over by not buying a fully functioning striker in the summer or January.
i don't care that Utd have been shíte this year.
i don't care that Wenger's Arsenal collapsed as always.
i don't care that Aguero was injured for City so much this season.
i don't care that Yaya is injured for some vital games.
i don't care that we have had loads of penalties.
i don't care that we've been "lucky" that Suarez has stayed injury free.
i don't care that Skrtel gets away with rugby tackles in the box.
i don't care that we didn't have European football to contend with this season.
i don't care if it's a "weak league" this year.

i don't care for any lazy, sodding, fúcking moronic excuse anyone wants to give me for why Liverpool might be winning the League this year.

if we win it, it'll be fully deserved, and i'll do a special Premier League winning sized no-pants dance well into the night in celebration.

so there.

finno

Great photo of Luis Suarez in full kit with his daughter

OwaynOTT

Courtesy Flush wrote: »

Decent odds on Mourinho turning into a Panda too :pac:

Nah, they threatened to ban me if I mentioned Pandas again.

NukaCola

uberwolf wrote: »

the guardian had this yesterday, but it doesn't seem to have been picked up on here. To be fair to the guardian they're normally very conservative with their transfer reports, so I'd read it as close to the truth.

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/apr/23/manchester-united-beat-chelsea-luke-shaw-transfer-david-moyes

which, as fanciful as it might have been, is disappointing.

30 mil and 100k a week! They are welcome to him at those prices.

Kerrigooney

OwaynOTT wrote: »

Nah, they threatened to ban me if I mentioned Pandas again.

You just did. Consider yourself reported,buster.

klose

SlickRic wrote: »

you know what?

i don't care if Ramires is banned.
i don't care if Faria gets banned.
i don't care if Mourinho gets banned.
i don't care that Terry is injured for this game.
i don't care that Cech is injured either.
i don't care that they had Champions League last week and now this week.
i don't care that the game being on Sunday doesn't suit Chelsea.
i don't care if Chelsea play the kids.
i don't care if they play the full team.
i don't care that Mourinho fúcked his team over by not buying a fully functioning striker in the summer or January.
i don't care that Utd have been shíte this year.
i don't care that Wenger's Arsenal collapsed as always.
i don't care that Aguero was injured for City so much this season.
i don't care that Yaya is injured for some vital games.
i don't care that we have had loads of penalties.
i don't care that we've been "lucky" that Suarez has stayed injury free.
i don't care that Skrtel gets away with rugby tackles in the box.
i don't care that we didn't have European football to contend with this season.
i don't care if it's a "weak league" this year.

i don't care for any lazy, sodding, fúcking moronic excuse anyone wants to give me for why Liverpool might be winning the League this year.

if we win it, it'll be fully deserved, and i'll do a special Premier League winning sized no-pants dance well into the night in celebration.

so there.

My reply

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aLtGwHqX8M

viper006

NukaCola wrote: »

30 mil and 100k a week! They are welcome to him at those prices.

Really don't want him going to Utd. He's a fantastic player and one of the best wing backs in the league . 30m for a player who would they could get a decade plus out of will be money well spent.

I absolutely love him at Liverpool under BR style of football.

OwaynOTT

Kerrigooney wrote: »

You just did. Consider yourself reported,buster.

You rang up your local Powers, to tell them some sap was raving on about Pandas on the internet and it was off-topic and they banned me?
Jeez, you've lost it since you left us ya stook (can't call by your former moniker).

Lord Trollington

viper006 wrote: »

Really don't want him going to Utd. He's a fantastic player and one of the best wing backs in the league . 30m for a player who would they could get a decade plus out of will be money well spent.

I absolutely love him at Liverpool under BR style of football.

Agree with this. Him on the left and Coleman on the right would give me all sorts of orgasms.

No pants dance.

Sign me up to this, sounds like great crack.

Stargate

taidghbaby wrote: »

Lads bit of a dilemma....

Was thinking of getting rid of the lady-friend but since I've met her Liverpool have won every game! Any suggestions?

Just wondering , you didn't happen to meet her her did ya ? :P

kingshankly

Looks like Lucas could be missing out on the wc as scholari has named some of his squad already a few from the premier league included

Knex*

Jaysus Stargate! :eek:

:pac:

5live

rarnes1 wrote: »

No pants dance.

Sign me up to this, sounds like great crack.

We can all meet at the GPO...

johnmcdnl

finno wrote: »

Great photo of Luis Suarez in full kit with his daughter

FULL KIT WANKER!!!!