The continuing adventures of Bobby the Squid

Star Lord

Once upon a time, there was a guy called Bobby. Bobby was a squid. He was also a private detective. But he had no work. So one day he went on an adventure with his best friend, Patty the Eagle. They journeyed far and saw many things, but didn't find what they were seeking. Do you know what they were seeking?

Matt Holck

the quadent of salad

Star Lord

Wrong answer, Matty Matt the Matt.

Anybody else know?

Princess Peach

A TV recording if the 3rd episode of Pugwalls Summer?

Star Lord

It's a good answer, but it's not right

Chucken

Morals. They were seeking morals.

That or........custard?

C.K Dexter Haven

Mustard, that or custard mustard, or mayo mustard, or mayo custard or Galway ketchup, or Clare condiments, or Limerick mayo, or Galway Clare.

I dunno, give us a clue?:(

Star Lord

It could fit in your pocket but might get you killed

Princess Peach

A crystal apple that traps you inside?

Star Lord

That's a real bobby dazzler, but it's not what we're looking for.

Chucken

Is it Teddy?

Star Lord

It WAS Teddy! Teddy the Teddy! Alas, Teddy the Teddy was nowhere to be found! Bobby the Squid was upset, because Bobby loved stinging Teddy, and Bobby was in a stingy mood. Patty the Eagle was no fun to sting, as Patty liked it too much.

Where should they look next, children?

Chucken

Behindddddddddddd Youuuuuuuuuuuuu :eek:

EZ24GET

under your bed?

Chucken

I've decided I don't like Bobby.
Bold Bobby stinged Teddy

EZ24GET

Bobby loved stinging Teddy :eek:

C.K Dexter Haven

EZ24GET wrote: »

Bobby loved stinging Teddy :eek:

Why did you have to bring that up? I mean, really :(

EZ24GET

you mean what really?
Bobby is a mean multi-armed thing in my opinion.
Just where are you going with this story?

Westernyelp

look at the back of his head, in The EAR cupboard. in the Ear cupboard!

EZ24GET

Oh NO.

Star Lord

EZ24GET wrote: »

you mean what really?
Bobby is a mean multi-armed thing in my opinion.
Just where are you going with this story?

Round to your house with stinging tendrils at the ready! How very dare you besmirch Bobby's good name!

EZ24GET

Bobby better keep his stinging tentacles to himself or he'll have something more than his name besmirched. How dare he bully poor Teddy?

Westernyelp

Teddy has a secret and Bobby knows it

EZ24GET

Now Bobby's into blackmail? :eek:

Star Lord

Oh Bobby knows Teddy's secret, and he told me what it was, but I can't tell you, because:

1 Bobby would kill me
2 Teddy would be upset
3 You wouldn't believe me anyway because you'd not believe syrup could be used like that
Q Matt would be confused

EZ24GET

Bobby may be on his way to calamari now that would be sad for him

Westernyelp

Sad for him? or sad for all those people with the golden teeth, with Bobby's suckers stuck between them

Chucken

Star Lord

Exactly Chucken, how could anyone hate Bobby?

EZ24GET

Bobby has a multiple personality complex?

southcentralts

*Voice-over voice*

Will bobby ever find out which of his quadruplet siblings killed his father to inherit the family tuna training business, or which one was responsible for selling him into the sex slavery industry, or which it was who spiked his drinks with LSD before he went on the winning streak??? will these questions ever be answered?. Should they be answered?

Find out next time on The continuing adventures of Bobby the Squid, with a guest appearance from Marty Wheelan as an undercover traffic warden, who cracks down on a fake parking ticket scam.