Newcastle vs Manchester United Match Thread 5/4/14 k/o 15.00

M5

rob316 wrote: »

Trip to anfield still to come too :pac:

oh god!

That_Guy

Great save but bloody hell Cisse.

Mars Bar

Lindegaard wants that clean sheet badly

Kylo Ren

What a save, Anders.

M5

Ah Cisse, remember that start he had? Well he's been like this since

Will I Amnt

Great stop. Should never be given a chance from there though.

How Soon Is Now

Lindegaard doing himself no harm today. Been great when we have needed him.

That_Guy

Forgot that Gouffran was still on the pitch.... :pac:

M5

Another "prolific" striker enters the fray. Another 12 months since the "striker" has scored

That_Guy

Even Pardew's fúcked off early.

Mars Bar

That touch from Kagawa to Nani was class! They seem to have a good understanding.

Call Me Jimmy

Only switched on with a bit to go but I turned it on and then I saw some wierd thing... football?!

spiralism

Mars Bar wrote: »

That touch from Kagawa to Nani was class! They seem to have a good understanding.

Kagawa seems to have a great interplay with all of our attacking players. We'd be insane to let him go, absolutely insane.

M5

I genuinely hope we dont get a goal back, would make the result look much better than it has been

Hank Scorpio

Buttner

M5

form: 7 defeats in 10, conceding 22, scoring 6. Failed to score in 11 of last 16

That_Guy

M5 wrote: »

I genuinely hope we dont get a goal back, would make the result look much better than it has been

Would hope Man United get another one or two. Another hammering but Pardew will still say we're "fine".

M5

the fans are not even bothering to stick around to boo any more!

Liam O

Kagawa should be MotM. Absolutely central to everything good for United.

M5

That_Guy wrote: »

Would hope Man United get another one or two. Another hammering but Pardew will still say we're "fine".

sure we "preformed well" against Everton (0-3)

Moneymaker

I honestly think we have been the worst team in the league since January. And we are in serious danger of relegation next season.

How Soon Is Now

Liam O wrote: »

Kagawa should be MotM. Absolutely central to everything good for United.

Really hope Moyes doesnt bottle it and he starts him against Bayern.

That is a ****ing great goal. Mata keep it up man!!.

M5

NUFC making teams look like barca since January!

Will I Amnt

What a goal. Beautiful.

NUTZZ

What a goal!

Tom.D.BJJ

Great ****ing goal ☺

Mars Bar

Mata

Oh sweet mother. Please take me and let me make your babies

John Cherry

Juan Mata MOTM.

Hank Scorpio

beaut

sea_monkey

Great, now i have to clean my keyboard. dat goal

That_Guy

hahahaha, we're so shít.

Professey Chin

Delicious...

spiralism

That goal was sexual

Crimson King

Mars Bar wrote: »

Mata

Oh sweet mother. Please take me and let me make your babies

Lol Mars

M5

United fans, I would not take anything from this game. We have been battered in similar fashion in pretty much every game for the last 3 months. Yes ye have looked impressive, but we have also been ripped apart by the likes of Cardiff. Putrid crap every game. Not even upsetting anymore, almost bemusing!

jamaamaj

That_Guy wrote: »

Even Pardew's fúcked off early.

I think? Newcastle fans wished he fooked off altogether.

Mars Bar

Mars Bar wrote: »

Mata

Oh sweet mother. Please take me and let me make your babies

Mars Bars minis

M5

M5 wrote: »

Man U to win by 3 to 4 goals

^^^

spiralism

First time i've said this all season but i didn't want that to end

Moneymaker

Doesn't mean a thing for United really.

Everyone and their sister has been hammering us lately.

Southampton could and should have gotten double figures last week. Everton, Spurs, Cardiff, Swansea all pasted us.

We made Leon Osman look like Iniesta for christs sake.

We are hands down the worst team in the league and have been for 3 months now.

How many times do we need to be destroyed for Pardew to be sacked? Staggering.

M5

Moneymaker wrote: »

Doesn't mean a thing for United really.

Everyone and their sister has been hammering us lately.

Southampton could and should have gotten double figures last week. Everton, Spurs, Cardiff, Swansea all pasted us.

We made Leon Osman look like Iniesta for christs sake.

We are hands down the worst team in the league and have been for 3 months now.

How many times do we need to be destroyed for Pardew to be sacked? Staggering.

15th since January... 1pt per game

M5

1 goal scored & 29 conceded without Rémy

IamtheWalrus

Missed game. Can anyone give me a summary of how Utd faired? Played like Fergie's boys?

M5

IamtheWalrus wrote: »

Missed game. Can anyone give me a summary of how Utd faired? Played like Fergie's boys?

they played like everyone else has against NUFC recently, easy victory over a spineless, gutless team. Normal service will be resumed shortly I would imagine!

mikeym

A morale boosting win for Man Utd.

Newcastle were below standard today and the fans must be very frustrated.

M5

M5 wrote: »

they played like everyone else has against NUFC recently, easy victory over a spineless, gutless team. Normal service will be resumed shortly I would imagine!

Absolutely no credit to how well Mata / Kagawa played.

M5

M!Ck^ wrote: »

Absolutely no credit to how well Mata / Kagawa played.

Leon Osman was compared to inesta when we played Everton, so, no. Look at the goals, look at the marking, watch our players fail to bother moving when your players did. One watch of any of the goals and you'll see our players watching the game. And as I said originally it has been the same against Everton/swansea/cardiff, AND i called it at the start of the game (score and the inevitable "return to form" of a united player....

Moneymaker

M!Ck^ wrote: »

Absolutely no credit to how well Mata / Kagawa played.

How many Newcastle games have you watched recently?

Moneymaker

Moneymaker wrote: »

How many Newcastle games have you watched recently?

I have watched hardly none, but has that relevance?
The opposition team have to create chances and score goals.
Both Kagawa & Mata played extremely well and gave them no chance.

Moneymaker

M!Ck^ wrote: »

I have watched hardly none, but has that relevance?
The opposition team have to create chances and score goals.
Both Kagawa & Mata played extremely well and gave them no chance.

You miss the point. Everyone who has played us lately has looked like a world beater. Credit to both players(i'm a big fan of both, Kagawa in particular), but it was absurdly easy for them.

Sing their praises when they perform vs someone who is actually somewhat decent.