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Things You Do Backwards That Everyone Else Does Forwards....And Vice Versa

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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 55 ✭✭Turquoise Lagoon


    I dont make my bed when I wake up in the morning; I make it just before I am about to get in and go to sleep :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    I dont make my bed when I wake up in the morning; I make it just before I am about to get in and go to sleep :pac:

    In other words, you make your bed and you lie in it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,095 ✭✭✭Wurly


    If I have crisps and chocolate, I have to eat them in that order.

    Most people I know would eat their chocolate first and then crisps. But I cant stand my crisps tasting like chocolate.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 55 ✭✭Turquoise Lagoon


    In other words, you make your bed and you lie in it.

    That's exactly what I do :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,080 ✭✭✭EoghanIRL


    I always write the '+' symbol backwards when I'm drunk.

    Alcohol and maths don't mix .

    Don't drink and derive


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,201 ✭✭✭languagenerd


    I leave the house, then I put my make-up on.

    Have been doing my make-up on the Luas/on the bus/in the passenger seat of the car for years :o Gives me an extra 15 minutes for sleeping or faffing round the house, when I'm gonna be sitting on the tram for 35min doing nothing anyway...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,341 ✭✭✭czechlin


    I just remembered, I dated a guy who used to eat his dessert first and then the rest :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,339 ✭✭✭Artful_Badger


    I put the milk in before adding the water when making coffee. People always look at me like I have two heads when I do it too. But no word of a lie it tastes better that way !


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    czechlin wrote: »
    I just remembered, I dated a guy who used to eat his dessert first and then the rest :D

    That's not unusual, I like a lie down after pudding too. :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,341 ✭✭✭czechlin


    That's not unusual, I like a lie down after pudding too. :)

    Euphemisms :mad:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    czechlin wrote: »
    Euphemisms :mad:

    Jelly and ice cream makes me snoozy, what can I say?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,802 ✭✭✭✭suicide_circus


    I take a dump facing the cistern.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    I take a dump facing the cistern.


    reverse cow girl in the toilet world.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,094 ✭✭✭SamAK


    Sometimes I like to stick it to the man by opening a packet of crisps from the bottom.
    My neighbour cuts his lawn backwards, its really starting to annoy me, he does it in an anti clockwise direction and after doing the perimeter he goes right to left which is backwards. :mad:

    He's doing it totally wrong. You don't go round and round, you go up/down/up/down in parallel lines! The you get a stripey effect, a bit like a footy pitch!

    I hold my fork with my right hand while I'm eating.

    Ditto.
    kfallon wrote: »
    No - you're a weirdo like me and drav, apparently proper table etiquette is knife in right hand, fork in left!

    Bollocks to table etiquette.

    kjl wrote: »
    Do you not wake up freezing cold? I use the shower to heat and wake me up.

    We use duvets around these parts.

    I put the milk in before adding the water when making coffee. People always look at me like I have two heads when I do it too. But no word of a lie it tastes better that way !

    Real coffee is stronger and tastes better. C'mon, make a bleedin' effort with a stove-top pot and and revolutionize your mornings.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,339 ✭✭✭Artful_Badger


    SamAK wrote: »
    Real coffee is stronger and tastes better. C'mon, make a bleedin' effort with a stove-top pot and and revolutionize your mornings.

    I make fresh coffee sometimes when I have the time but likewise I put the milk into the cup before pouring in the coffee. I know not of this morning revolutionising stove top pot you speak of btw.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,094 ✭✭✭SamAK


    I make fresh coffee sometimes when I have the time but likewise I put the milk into the cup before pouring in the coffee. I know not of this morning revolutionising stove top pot you speak of btw.


    One of dese yokes! Nice and strong espresso. It says six cups but I disagree. Bung the whole lot in one cup, add some hot water from the kettle to water it down a bit, add milk and boom...an Americano just like any you'd get from a coffee shop that'd normally cost three quid.

    http://www.amazon.co.uk/Novo-Espresso-Maker-in-Cream/dp/B005ZR2IGM


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,339 ✭✭✭Artful_Badger


    SamAK wrote: »
    One of dese yokes! Nice and strong espresso. It says six cups but I disagree. Bung the whole lot in one cup, add some hot water from the kettle to water it down a bit, add milk and boom...an Americano just like any you'd get from a coffee shop that'd normally cost three quid.

    http://www.amazon.co.uk/Novo-Espresso-Maker-in-Cream/dp/B005ZR2IGM

    I'm not a fan of really strong coffee though. 6 espressos first thing in the morning would probably give me a stroke.


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