Manchester United Superthread 2014 Mod Warning post #2237

Hococop

kryogen wrote: »

Any of the lads going to the WC will probably be used lightly for the last two games if they are in any way an injury doubt, RVP will need to play a bit because he was out for so long though, nothing too strenuous I would imagine though

So more likely last 20 minutes of a game

niallo27

Hulk Hands wrote: »

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Oddschecker

Who had them at 1/7. Why is their pictures of Tom Brady with his top off

Hulk Hands

Hulk Hands wrote: »

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Oddschecker

Was 8/11 before Chelsea game with Coral. Almost sure I seen 4/5 too

Change your bookie!

Link to 8/11, top video I think

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2604151/Liverpool-favourites-Premier-League-title-neutral-Here-10-reasons-rooting-Reds.html


City now 1/11 for anyone interested!

Mikeyt086

There are a lot of really pathetic posts in here lately. Some really low brow "humour" and playground teasing.


























...and I'm reading them all like this:

Rayne Wooney

But at least we are being classy about it and not stooping to a level beneath us.

squadro

la vita e bella

Your Airbag

As much as I'd love to laugh at Liverpool all night long and believe me I would this is the UTD thread so lets get back on track.

A Spanish source is reporting that Barca are having a clear out in the summer with Fabregas, Song, Sanchez, Alves and Mascherano all to be transfer listed.

http://www.sport.es/es/noticias/barca/barca-pone-trece-jugadores-mercado-3265702

I wonder would Cesc be open to a move to UTD to join his mates DDG and Mata.




















Who was I kidding, we aint done laughing yet

donfers

kryogen wrote: »

This post has topped my night off nicely

Thank you sir

Glad to improve your quality of life....incidentally lads we are better than youz in almost everything this season but our title bottle job just doesn't come close to yours a couple of seasons ago...we tried!!!

The_Kew_Tour

kryogen wrote: »

Any of the lads going to the WC will probably be used lightly for the last two games if they are in any way an injury doubt, RVP will need to play a bit because he was out for so long though, nothing too strenuous I would imagine though

I reckon about 70 minutes in both games if he is ready and able.

Will I Amnt

donfers wrote: »

Glad to improve your quality of life....incidentally lads we are better than youz in almost everything this season but our title bottle job just doesn't come close to yours a couple of seasons ago...we tried!!!

Maybe they could present an "at least we tried" trophy on Sunday.

donfers

Will I Amnt wrote: »

Maybe they could present an "at least we tried" trophy on Sunday.

That's called CL

Professional Griefer

Would love Sanchez, not a chance though.

Hulk Hands

niallo27 wrote: »

Who had them at 1/7. Why is their pictures of Tom Brady with his top off

Match them up on oddschecker. Easy enough. Have no idea about the second part

rarnes1 wrote: »

Was 8/11 before Chelsea game with Coral. Almost sure I seen 4/5 too

Change your bookie!

Link to 8/11, top video I think

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2604151/Liverpool-favourites-Premier-League-title-neutral-Here-10-reasons-rooting-Reds.html


City now 1/11 for anyone interested!

Ah FFS. You think they were 8/11 before the Chelsea game. Seriously? If you do gamble, stop now would be my swift advice. Proofs all on oddschecker there. If you're not familiar with the site, then I would again suggest you keep gambling at arms length

The_Kew_Tour

donfers wrote: »

That's called CL

You win the CL for coming 2nd in PL now???

ArmaniJeanss

zerks wrote: »

Aren't they seeded 32nd? That means they'll end up in a group of big boys.

We are ranked 32 in UEFA but a lot of the teams with a higher coefficent than us haven't qualified, (e.g., the two Milans, Valencia, Leverkeusen), so our de facto ranking will be around 20th, so Pot 3.

tallaghtmick

donfers wrote: »

Glad to improve your quality of life....incidentally lads we are better than youz in almost everything this season but our title bottle job just doesn't come close to yours a couple of seasons ago...we tried!!!

Ha these comebacks are awful!we have a ****ty trophy.....better than nothing I suppose

ElChe32

donfers wrote: »

Glad to improve your quality of life....incidentally lads we are better than youz in almost everything this season but our title bottle job just doesn't come close to yours a couple of seasons ago...we tried!!!

donfers

tallaghtmick wrote: »

Ha these comebacks are awful! More than likely we'll have a ****ty trophy.....better than nothing I suppose

CL or community shield? Give yourself a minute to think it over

Anyway why are we even talking about the community shield in the Liverpool thread

Cantona's Collars

tallaghtmick wrote: »

Ha these comebacks are awful!we have a ****ty trophy.....better than nothing I suppose

Didn't they win the Moral Victory trophy or some sh1te?

ician

haha just liverpool being liverpool

Your Airbag

donfers wrote: »

Glad to improve your quality of life....incidentally lads we are better than youz in almost everything this season but our title bottle job just doesn't come close to yours a couple of seasons ago...we tried!!!

I'm pretty sure the manner in which you have bottled it has eclipsed ours ten fold.

Record setting hot streak with your captain going full alpha 300 style with his motivantional speech to the troops. "We don't ****ing let this slip now". Maybe if he just walked of the pitch like every other player would have instead of going all big man on it he wouldn't have had everyone dreaming of the title and heaping presure on his young team mates.

Cue the next, match and Liverpool come up against a well organised team that knows how to defend. Captain Leonidas is passing at the back when "he ****ing lets it slip" and Chelsea end the winning streak.

The next match and your 3 nil up to Palace. I'm not sure you appreciate this, 3-0 up to Palace with 10 mins to go. Utd were 1-0 down to City.

Cue the biggest bottle job the EPL will ever see. Anyway don't worry, there is always next year.

tallaghtmick

donfers wrote: »

CL or community shield? Give yourself a minute to think it over

Anyway why are we even talking about the community shield in the Liverpool thread

You wont win the CL, we'll sign better players than you, we'll qualify next year easily.....and we'll more than likely still have more trophies than you next week let that sink in.

Soups123

donfers wrote: »

CL or community shield? Give yourself a minute to think it over

Anyway why are we even talking about the community shield in the Liverpool thread

Your lost mate this isn't the Liverpool thread

bmcc10

donfers wrote: »

CL or community shield? Give yourself a minute to think it over

Anyway why are we even talking about the community shield in the Liverpool thread

Ye you'd have to win a trophy to play in that.

Chucky the tree

tallaghtmick wrote: »

You wont win the CL, we'll sign better players than you, we'll qualify next year easily.....and we'll more than likely still have more trophies than you next week let that sink in.

:pac:

niallo27

Hulk Hands wrote: »

Match them up on oddschecker. Easy enough. Have no idea about the second part



Ah FFS. You think they were 8/11 before the Chelsea game. Seriously? If you do gamble, stop now would be my swift advice. Proofs all on oddschecker there. If you're not familiar with the site, then I would again suggest you keep gambling at arms length

That picture doesn't really show much. 1/7 seems crazy short.

ElChe32

They are the neutrals favourites you guys!!

niallo27

Your Airbag wrote: »

I'm pretty sure the manner in which you have bottled it has eclipsed ours ten fold.

Record setting hot streak with your captain going full alpha 300 style with his motivantional speech to the troops. "We don't ****ing let this slip now". Maybe if he just walked of the pitch like every other player would have instead of going all big man on it he wouldn't have had everyone dreaming of the title and heaping presure on his young team mates.

Cue the next, match and Liverpool come up against a well organised team that knows how to defend. Captain Leonidas is passing at the back when "he ****ing lets it slip" and Chelsea end the winning streak.

The next match and your 3 nil up to Palace. I'm not sure you appreciate this, 3-0 up to Palace with 10 mins to go. Utd were 1-0 down to City.

Cue the biggest bottle job the EPL will ever see. Anyway don't worry, there is always next year.

Hate to burst your bubble there kid but they went away to Norwich and won after that speech.

Hococop

niallo27 wrote: »

That picture doesn't really show much. 1/7 seems crazy short.

Its that short because Chelsea were in the middle of a cl semifinal and were out of the running of the pl so it was kinda obvious a weaker tram were going to play Liverpool

The_Kew_Tour

Liverpool were 1/6 to win the league before the Chelsea game.

It was a Pool mate on FB who put up the odds to slag another mate hence reason I remember.

They had a hand and half on title before last Sunday. No ifs or buts about it.

kryogen

niallo27 wrote: »

Who had them at 1/7. Why is their pictures of Tom Brady with his top off

Doesnt everyone have pictures of Tom Brady with his top off as the desktop background?

Rayne Wooney

It's cute that some Liverpool fans think United will still only be challenging for Europa next season. Actually it's delusional

Because no team has ever ever gone from 7th to challenging for the title, and it's not like we're getting a manager in who specialises in winning league titles and shaping up to bring major players into the team

user2011

niallo27 wrote: »

That picture doesn't really show much. 1/7 seems crazy short.

http://www.oddschecker.com/football/english/premier-league/winner/bet-history/liverpool/today click all history.

niallo27

kryogen wrote: »

Doesnt everyone have pictures of Tom Brady with his top off as the desktop background?

True I suppose.

tallaghtmick

Today really shows that pool fans are the worst losers, they can dish the jokes but cant hack it at their expense.

Hococop

kryogen wrote: »

Doesnt everyone have pictures of Tom Brady with his top off as the desktop background?

Nope I'm an eagles fan

Chucky the tree

Rayne Wooney wrote: »

It's cute that some Liverpool fans think United will still only be challenging for Europa next season. Actually it's delusional

Because no team has ever ever gone from 7th to challenging for the title, and it's not like we're getting a manager in who specialises in winning league titles and shaping up to bring major players into the team

What do you mean still? You didn't even challenge for the EL this season.

niallo27

Rayne Wooney wrote: »

It's cute that some Liverpool fans think United will still only be challenging for Europa next season. Actually it's delusional

Because no team has ever ever gone from 7th to challenging for the title, and it's not like we're getting a manager in who specialises in winning league titles and shaping up to bring major players into the team

I think it's going take a few seasons before utd fans really realise the miracles ferguson was doing there.

Hulk Hands

niallo27 wrote: »

That picture doesn't really show much. 1/7 seems crazy short.

Not really. Chelsea had to beat you to blow it open (9/2), City had to win away twice (2/5 + Evs at the time), to even get to where we were before tonight.

Whether you like it or not it'll be remembered as a bottle job. Losing to a somewhat makeshift side Chelsea side at home when all you needed was a point (and they seemed happy to play for one), decided that

Your Airbag

niallo27 wrote: »

Hate to burst your bubble there kid but they went away to Norwich and won after that speech.

Your right. I made a mistake. Maybe I should be playing for you guys?

tallaghtmick

Your Airbag wrote: »

Your right. I made a mistake. Maybe I should be playing for you guys?

Burnnnnnnnnnnn

GSPfan

Am I the only one who remembers City have to still get 4 points?

Tonight proved anything can happen. Bit premature to be declaring it all over.


Hillariously premature though.

Cantona's Collars

niallo27 wrote: »

Hate to burst your bubble there kid but they went away to Norwich and won after that speech.

And that great victory still led to:

ElChe32

Chucky the tree wrote: »

What do you mean still? You didn't even challenge for the EL this season.

Reedsie

tallaghtmick wrote: »

Today really shows that pool fans are the worst losers, they can dish the jokes but cant hack it at their expense.

To be fair to them I don't think any team's fans would be up for the jokes directly after cocking up the title.

viper006

Soups123 wrote: »

Your lost mate this isn't the Liverpool thread

Haha you think it is with all the liverpool talk. Its just a sign of how utd have fallen that their best moments this season are nights like tonight. Its only reading back over last 4-5 pages you can really see how much yee hurting this season. Its been a monumental rise for liverpool from 7th and an unprecedented fall for utd and yee are hating it haha!! great to be back in the limelight with CL in the bag and utd looking on with envy!!

night lads

Headshot

Thread needs more slipping gifs and crying game starring suarez

Hulk Hands

kryogen wrote: »

Doesnt everyone have pictures of Tom Brady with his top off as the desktop background?

I remember now actually, lost a sig bet to someone called Tom Brady (now jamarcus) and he constructed that for me. Ill get my own back yet

niallo27

Hulk Hands wrote: »

Not really. Chelsea had to beat you to blow it open (9/2), City had to win away twice (2/5 + Evs at the time), to even get to where we were before tonight.

Whether you like it or not it'll be remembered as a bottle job. Losing to a somewhat makeshift side Chelsea side at home when all you needed was a point (and they seemed happy to play for one), decided that

Fair enough if you think it's a bottle job. You could argue Chelsea arsenal also bottled it as well. Everton bottled 4th place. It's the year of the bottlers.

tallaghtmick

Paddy_R wrote: »

To be fair to them I don't think any team's fans would be up for the jokes directly after cocking up the title.

Mate of mine slagging us and chelsea all day, couldnt handle it after.....its great.