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I_am_red · 2014-04-14 13:53:49

I hate when Doctors asks questions such as: "Are you sexually active?" Depends on what you mean by "active". There are plenty of "active" volcanoes that haven't gone off in years... "How's the diet going?" I asked my buddy. "Not good." he sighed, "I had eggs for breakfast this morning." "Oh dear." I sympathized, "Fried?"…

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14-04-2014 2:53pm

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I hate when Doctors asks questions such as: "Are you sexually active?"
Depends on what you mean by "active".
There are plenty of "active" volcanoes that haven't gone off in years...

"How's the diet going?" I asked my buddy.
"Not good." he sighed, "I had eggs for breakfast this morning."
"Oh dear." I sympathized, "Fried?"
"No, Cadbury's cream."

On the way home from the pub last night, I found the instructor from my karate club at the pavement edge, struggling to get to his feet.
He had a broken nose, two black eyes and a broken arm.
I helped him up and said, "Wow, mate, I thought you were a black belt."
He said, "I am, but it doesn't work against cars."

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