worst thing your parents ever found in your room.

rambutman

about 10,000 magic mushrooms. not a good day.

fleet_admiral

Gatling wrote: »

250 copies of the Pamela Anderson sex tape when it originally came out,
Wardrobe was full of tapes ready to sell

should have patted you on the back for being enterprising

Boskowski

Dad walked in on me while cutting a lump of stash in two halves.
He says what are you doing and all I could think of was saying thats an eraser and its too big for the pencil case. He left it at that and I thought how cool was that only to find out years later he knew exactly what it was but he left me off for creativity's sake or something.

Sinister Kid

My stash box

Duffman K

Accidentally kicked a hole in one of my bedroom walls, scared of the reaction I just covered it with a poster for months.

Nobody had a clue it was there, until it became time to repaint the room anyway.

pragmatic1

Hash and a really filthy porno.

ulinbac

Lube and the gurlfriends netted dress from Ann Summers

bumper234

A Kabar, fully loaded 9mm and £2500 in cash (1993)

Pumpkinseeds

I'd forgotten about the weed I had to hide in my room for my brother's girlfriend. He was going out with this 15 year old French exchange student when he was a teenager. She was more like 30 than 15 in attitude. He sneaked her into his room in the middle of the night and she had the cannabis with her.

My Dad went ape sh*t the next morning as he was in the shipping business and totally paranoid that his business would be raided, don't know why he thought that. Anyway I bowed to emotional blackmail from my brother and hid it in my room and he hung me for it, the git. I took the blame for it. Somehow it was better for his 18 year old daughter to be getting stoned in the house than his son's 15 year old girlfriend smuggling dope for personal use from France to Ireland.

castletownman

One of the most embarrassing moments of my early teenage years was when my father and cousin were doing a bit of furniture moving and my mother found a couple of "used" page 3 pictures under my bed.

Cousin laughed his head off. I was morto. Wouldn't mind if it was decent porn too.

punisher5112

Worst thing they found was me:(

Sh1tbag OToole

herisson wrote: »

My crop, my vibrators, rope, condoms and lube.

Head of lettuce I suppose

AnonoBoy

mauzo! wrote: »

That's f*cking brilliant!!!

Thanks! Can I put you down for a jacket quote then?

spiralism

Not a smoker per se, but i've been a social smoker type for years without getting hooked for some reason and had half box of fags left in a pair of jeans that needed washing. I've got asthma so the auld dear wouldn't exactly be thrilled.

Worse though is there was a johnny wrapper along with them. Both were left neatly on my bedside locker after my room was tidied and clothes washed and when the auld one came in she said "i tidied your room there and put your clothes on the wash ....i left your things on your locker for you." CRINGE

Also, im pretty sure a couple of issues of nuts and zoo and the posters in them were found on another occasion with which i got a bit of slagging for, the folks found that more funny than anything

comewatmay

Shaved pubic hair

foggy_lad

Brought a guy home when was about 17-18 intending to have him gone the next morning(Saturday) before anyone else woke up and noticed. Some up at about half past ten naked as the day we were born just about covered by the duvet in my single bed and two mugs of hot coffee sitting on the chair beside the bed!

zef

An eighth of hash. This was in 1987 and my mum was a pharmacist and very much anti-drug.
Came home from school the day after to find 2 members of the Drug Squad sitting in the good sitting room. I nearly shat. They gave me a big lecture and warned me about going down the 'wrong road'.

Push Pop

Can't believe no one has mentioned 'bachelor's socks"

SparkySpitfire

I don't get this "parents cleaning your room" crap at all at all. All my friend's mothers have done it at some stage (some still do :eek: ) but my mum has never come into my room to clean.

She's burst in to tell me to "clean up this kip before I throw you out" or has thrown black sacks at me when my room got particularly bad but she's never been a cleaner and as far as I know she's not a snooper because there's no other reason I can fathom for a mum to clean someone's room other than the excuse of making sure their kid isn't "up to no good". Are some mums that houseproud they've to keep the bedrooms presentable too? :P

Hank Scorpio

A fagbox with a lump of hash in it when i was 15, good thing they didnt open the box but i was bricking it all day at school knowing it fell out of my bag

GalwayGuy2

Mate decides to show me an 'Icky' picture of his Mother sunbathing topless on holiday from her 20's

Huh...how old was your mate?

Hash and a really filthy porno.

How filthy? Were magazines even that bad?

Graces7

a white mouse.

bought it at school for sixpence.

hid it well.

then one day when my mother was there it ran out..

she said she had thought the smell was my socks..

mouse went back to the seller.

rovoagho

Another room.

bumper234

NARNIA :eek:

beano345

A bong made out of car engine parts

Shane-KornSpace

Left some Johnny Blue in my jeans pocket and my ma went in to my room fish out clothes needed to be washed. She wasn't impressed.
And a w@nk sock I think! *cringe*

petes

AnonoBoy wrote: »

"Bag o'****e. My arse could write better books than this." - Dad.

I had quite a giggle at that

smileyj1987

Smokes
Drink
Porn
Used condoms

My ma found them all , all she said was thank god your having safe sex . I don't want to be a granny at the age of 36 .

Pumpkinseeds

confusedeire wrote: »

i got the same. he brought it to me one night but the mouse was still alive.

i got a fright when the cat came in the window and i ended up giving the cat a fright so he dropped the mouse.

Maybe he was trying to teach you how to hunt:)

MRnotlob606

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

a half naked lady

Which half ? and what did you do with the other half ? Did you put it in a panini you cannibalistic monster ?

AndonHandon

Going on holidays with my girlfriend for a week at the age of 20, I didn't tell my mum it was just the two of us going. Before I left I bought a shed load of condoms but took them out of the boxes to store them in the suitcase. Forgot to throw the condom boxes out so they were just lying on the bed.

"I found the packaging you left on the bed . . ."

"would u rather u didn't find it?"

truedoom

my girlfriend.

in my bed.

with me.

I was 16.

Some feckin lecture we got after that. I wouldn't mind but we weren't even up to anything! just lying there!

longhalloween

When I was 17 I brought a new girlfriend home and she'd stayed in the spare room, or so my mother thought.

Anyways, then next morning when I went out to drop her home, Mam did a clean of my room and found a used condom under the bed.

She was less than impressed.

Doylers

Few years ago think I was 19, with my girlfriend about 3 years at the time. So it was about 9 in the morning and we get up to no good. The duvet ends up on the floor way out of reach but we didn't care. We hear a noise out in the hall so we stop. Door opens and we don't know what the fu*k to do so we just lye sideways on the bed completely naked. Father walks in with a fuc*ing snowball from outside apparently it was snowing and he had the intention of throwing it at me. So anyway he turns around and walks out.

Later that day when we see him neither of us can look at him directly and he just says jaysus you'd want to do down and get a lock for that door.

I don't think theres anything else they could have found in my room that could be worse.

Mint Aero

36 million in used notes.

SamV

No access to porn so I used to 'ogling the ladies' in the Littlewoods catalogue. Brother ratted me out.

Reminds me of a Simpsons quote (apparently I'm not allowed to post YouTube clips yet. Boo!!!!!):

*Moe is attached to a lie detector*
Eddie: Do you hold a grudge against Montgomery Burns?
Moe: No.
[buzz]
Moe: All right, maybe I did. But I didn't shoot him.
[ding]
Eddie: Checks out. Okay, sir. You're free to go.
Moe: Good, 'cause I got a hot date tonight.
[buzz]
Moe: A date.
[buzz]
Moe: Dinner with friends.
[buzz]
Moe: Dinner alone.
[buzz]
Moe: Watching TV alone.
[buzz]
Moe: All right! I'm going to sit at home and ogle the ladies in the Victoria's Secret catalog.
[buzz]
Moe: Sears catalog.
[ding]

DazMarz

SamV wrote: »

No access to porn so I used to 'ogling the ladies' in the Littlewoods catalogue. Brother ratted me out.

Reminds me of a Simpsons quote (apparently I'm not allowed to post YouTube clips yet. Boo!!!!!):

*Moe is attached to a lie detector*
Eddie: Do you hold a grudge against Montgomery Burns?
Moe: No.
[buzz]
Moe: All right, maybe I did. But I didn't shoot him.
[ding]
Eddie: Checks out. Okay, sir. You're free to go.
Moe: Good, 'cause I got a hot date tonight.
[buzz]
Moe: A date.
[buzz]
Moe: Dinner with friends.
[buzz]
Moe: Dinner alone.
[buzz]
Moe: Watching TV alone.
[buzz]
Moe: All right! I'm going to sit at home and ogle the ladies in the Victoria's Secret catalog.
[buzz]
Moe: Sears catalog.
[ding]

Here y'are:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-TZ8Z5S9rI

Sh1tbag OToole

SparkySpitfire wrote: »

I don't get this "parents cleaning your room" crap at all at all. All my friend's mothers have done it at some stage (some still do :eek: ) but my mum has never come into my room to clean.

She's burst in to tell me to "clean up this kip before I throw you out" or has thrown black sacks at me when my room got particularly bad but she's never been a cleaner and as far as I know she's not a snooper because there's no other reason I can fathom for a mum to clean someone's room other than the excuse of making sure their kid isn't "up to no good". Are some mums that houseproud they've to keep the bedrooms presentable too? :P

I dont get this room thing at all. Back in my day we all shares this open space in this thing called a cave. Then people started building 'houses' out in the open air, just because they could afford it even if they had a perfectly good cave. Notions!

SparkySpitfire

Sh1tbag OToole wrote: »

I dont get this room thing at all. Back in my day we all shares this open space in this thing called a cave. Then people started building 'houses' out in the open air, just because they could afford it even if they had a perfectly good cave. Notions!

Huh?

I don't get people's mothers acting like maids, what's so strange about that notion?

Jogathon

The little Baggie that comes with runners to keep them dry. They had the package open and the little beads on the kitchen table and were convinced I was on drugs.

SamV

DazMarz wrote: »

Here y'are:

You're a gent!

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Nothing compared to that the worst thing I ever found in my paretns room, I assure you :eek: but we are NOT going there.

MRnotlob606

MS.ing wrote: »

472 naked ladies, with another 5 in the ensuite. yes it was a big room

Ted Bundy , Is that you ?

fleet_admiral

porn crackers (hard crusty tissues):o

Rory Gallagher

Box o' amber leaf.
followed by
Box in the jaw

Ihatecuddles

Rory Gallagher wrote: »

Box o' amber leaf.
followed by
Box in the jaw

Thanked your post for the name alone

1shot16

That dirty aul **** sock everyone had or has under their bed...

Rory Gallagher

mauzo! wrote: »

Thanked your post for the name alone

Whenever I'm questioned over something its the best excuse for me to say
''I won't sing like a canary, and I won't go naming names''

I would go to prison if it meant I got to say something cool like that in real life.

Also I liked yer one aswell for acknowledging Rory Gallagher's glory.

corner of hells

A friend of mine was caught with the milkman wife in his room , he was 17 , she was in her 30s .The Summer Project was never the same after that weekend.

endacl

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

a half naked lady

Top half or bottom half?