Norwich City v Liverpool FC - Sunday, 20th April, 12pm

Kerrigooney

I'm Trynna Finda Way to stay calm for these last 4 games but there's a constant Party going on in my head atm.

I was up so early this morning,I'm like a bird. Had a cup of tea,listened to some shit on the radio and tried to get back to sleep. Had to turn off the light cos my baby girl sleeps in the room with us.

Fell asleep and had a dream I was talking to Ricky Van Wolfswinkle...he said "hey man I will ruin your season,I'm a legend and I will make you cry"

I said "Well well...Van Wolfswinkle...I believe in this team,I'm not scared of you and we're gonna whip you on Sunday".

I'm rambling...sorry...lack of sleep. My love grows deeper for this club but at the same time they're ruining my life.

Kerrigooney

In Liverpool's last four games against Norwich, the Reds have scored 18 goals (5-1, 5-0, 5-2, 3-0) and Luis Suarez has scored 11 of them. ‪

Mental really.

djPSB

Think this will be the day where our title challenge takes a hit. The loss of Sturridge and Henderson will be too much to cope with.

Charlie Adams (:cool:) will have his team set up to defend, they will be dangerous from set pieces. Our lads will find the pressure of being favourites for the title too much.

Norwich to take it 2-1.

Snodgrass with a free kick and a Russel Martin header diverts into the goal off Skrtel's left ear.

Luis will get a consolation from a free kick.

Rodgers will have a job on his hands to lift this team for the game against Chelsea where a win is now a must.

Hangballlouie

Kerrigooney wrote: »

I'm Trynna Finda Way to stay calm for these last 4 games but there's a constant Party going on in my head atm.

I was up so early this morning,I'm like a bird. Had a cup of tea,listened to some shit on the radio and tried to get back to sleep. Had to turn off the light cos my baby girl sleeps in the room with us.

Fell asleep and had a dream I was talking to Ricky Van Wolfswinkle...he said "hey man I will ruin your season,I'm a legend and I will make you cry"

I said "Well well...Van Wolfswinkle...I believe in this team,I'm not scared of you and we're gonna whip you on Sunday".

I'm rambling...sorry...lack of sleep. My love grows deeper for this club but at the same time they're ruining my life.

Fcuk that's delicious.

Knex*

Ruddy to get his own back and put 4 through Suarez's legs, and bag himself a triple hattrick along the way.

Like buying money.

mikeym

Norwich are very poor this season, Liverpool will grind out the win.

Kerrigooney

Knex. wrote: »

Ruddy to get his own back and put 4 through Suarez's legs, and bag himself a triple hattrick along the way.

Like buying money.

I wouldn't think Ruddy will get much sleep tonight.

Turtyturd

Kerrigooney wrote: »

I wouldn't think Ruddy will get much sleep tonight.

Probably be awake thinking up celebrations.

Kerrigooney

Turtyturd wrote: »

Probably be awake thinking up celebrations.

He should dive in front of Suarez after every goal.

passremarkable

This will be the game that kick starts Norwich s season

OwaynOTT

Kerrigooney wrote: »

I'm Trynna Finda Way to stay calm for these last 4 games but there's a constant Party going on in my head atm.

I was up so early this morning,I'm like a bird. Had a cup of tea,listened to some shit on the radio and tried to get back to sleep. Had to turn off the light cos my baby girl sleeps in the room with us.

Fell asleep and had a dream I was talking to Ricky Van Wolfswinkle...he said "hey man I will ruin your season,I'm a legend and I will make you cry"

I said "Well well...Van Wolfswinkle...I believe in this team,I'm not scared of you and we're gonna whip you on Sunday".

I'm rambling...sorry...lack of sleep. My love grows deeper for this club but at the same time they're ruining my life.

I thought the owls told you to shut up?

Grayditch

That could make a good show. I Dream Of Ricky. Instead of making dreams come true, he crushes your dreams. Like Freddy Kruger. In a yellow jersey.

Kerrigooney

OwaynOTT wrote: »

I thought the owls told you to shut up?

I think I will now.

OwaynOTT

Knex. wrote: »

Ruddy to get his own back and put 4 through Suarez's legs, and bag himself a triple hattrick along the way.

Like buying money.

Suarez will score against Ruddy in goals, its a scientific fact and scholars agree on it.
The only option Ruddy has is to deny that this existence is in fact real at all and it is in fact only an illusion creating by our subjective senses, which our brain makes up as we go along.
So when Liverpool fans question whether they are dreaming or not, they are in fact raising themselves up onto a pedalstool above other fans because they are continuing the work laid down by the philosophers that went before us.

Knex*

OwaynOTT wrote: »

Suarez will score against Ruddy in goals, its a scientific fact and scholars agree on it.
The only option Ruddy has is to deny that this existence is in fact real at all and it is in fact only an illusion creating by our subjective senses, which our brain makes up as we go along.
So when Liverpool fans question whether they are dreaming or not, they are in fact raising themselves up onto a pedalstool above other fans because they are continuing the work laid down by the philosophers that went before us.

I see you're on the drugs again

5live

Well done Heff.

Thread of the day:)

OwaynOTT

Knex. wrote: »

I see you're on the drugs again. Morphine for the leg, is it?

Philistine.

Holsten

I'm usually a complete pessimist and never have any hope but I expect a Liverpool win here.

Cannot really see anything else with the way the two teams are currently playing.

hefferboi

5live wrote: »

Well done Heff.

Thread of the day:)

The Heff is slowly starting to get the boys on board.

The question is, will Super Rush ever forgive me?

Find out at 2pm tomorrow.

hefferboi

Also I did the write up in the OP myself. I think its quality.

Turtyturd

hefferboi wrote: »

Also I did the write up in the OP myself. I think its quality.

The only problem is the mention of Moses.....it sticks out like a giant forehead.

hefferboi

Turtyturd wrote: »

The only problem is the mention of Moses.....it sticks out like a giant forehead.

Yeah but I did say above the picture that I'd have Lucas ahead of him but was too lazy.

hefferboi

He does have a massive forehead.

Stargate

How many times have we been bricking it before a game this last few months and we won ? We play Norwich away its a game for the champions elect to step forward again and show we want and deserve this .

Have faith !! Suarez has been quite recently .
It's Norwich who need to worry , We are Liverpool .

Norwich 1 - 3 Liverpool

hefferboi

hefferboi wrote: »

He does have a massive forehead.

Its for heading his remaining 19 goals this season v Newcastle

Stargate

hefferboi wrote: »

He does have a massive forehead.

HaHa hefferboi .That made me laugh .

Hi man thanks for the match thread , i have faith in ya

hefferboi

Stargate wrote: »

HaHa hefferboi .That made me laugh .

Hi man thanks for the match thread , i have faith in ya

Thanks Stargate! So that's Stargate, messinkiapina and 5live. My band of followers is nearly ready to take over the soccer forum!

OwaynOTT

There's the seven evil posters you have to get through first pilgrim, I mean Jeff. Or heff.

Knex*

hefferboi wrote: »

Thanks Stargate! So that's Stargate, messinkiapina and 5live. My band of followers is nearly ready to take over the soccer forum!

The leader is good, the Leader is great. We surrender our will, as of this date!

Du na na na na na na na na, Leader! Leader! Heffer!

Don't trust him fellas, he only wants your money.

hefferboi

PM me your bank account numbers and I will deposit 1 million US dollars into each one I am a Nigerian Prince.

Knex*

hefferboi wrote: »

PM me your bank account numbers and I will deposit 1 million US dollars into each one I am a Nigerian Prince.

Everything is coming up Millhouse!

5starpool

Stargate wrote: »

How many times have we been bricking it before a game this last few months and we won ? We play Norwich away its a game for the champions elect to step forward again and show we want and deserve this .

Have faith !! Suarez has been quite recently .
It's Norwich who need to worry , We are Liverpool .

Norwich 1 - 3 Liverpool

All the more reason to brick it imo.

Paully D

Over to you, Liverpool. It's your turn to do your part or our partnership is off :pac:

K-9

Paully D wrote: »

Over to you, Liverpool. It's your turn to do your part or our partnership is off :pac:

We are Liverpool, we'll somehow manage to feck this up. 2-2, feel it in my bones, Liverpool don't win 11 matches in a row.

Washington Irving

I'm very afraid Liverpool will balls this up. When I think forward to the game I can only imagine us losing. It's not a good feeling.

Grayditch

2-1 Norwich.

Charlie19

May all the jinks combine and work perfectly.

Glico Man

Charlie19 wrote: »

May all the jinks combine and work perfectly.

Jinks? Ohhhhh... hijinks... Plenty of that going on in this thread. Who knew there were so many Nelly Furtado lovers amongst us!

Charlie19

aaronh007 wrote: »

Jinks? Ohhhhh... hijinks... Plenty of that going on in this thread. Who knew there were so many Nelly Furtado lovers amongst us!

That must be hipster talk

rob316

Suarez back in his lone striker role, has been quiet lately so I'm expecting a big performance.
I just hope Rodgers gets the midfield selection right.

ush

I'd play Aspas. Just so that Suarez doesn't feel as if he's the only striker on the pitch. When he feels its all up to him, thats when he gets frustrated and does stupid stuff..

kevohmsford

10-0 Liverpool :pac:

slingerz

ush wrote: »

I'd play Aspas. Just so that Suarez doesn't feel as if he's the only striker on the pitch. When he feels its all up to him, thats when he gets frustrated and does stupid stuff..

He scored a fair share of goals on that role while Sturridge was out this season including those on the 5th Dec at Anfield v Norwich

Slattsy

Why can't pubs open at 10am :-(

ush

slingerz wrote: »

He scored a fair share of goals on that role while Sturridge was out this season including those on the 5th Dec at Anfield v Norwich

He also bit Ivanovic when he felt everything was up to him.

djPSB

The Norwich win is going to make the title run in very interesting.

tomaussie

I was concerned about this game until the Chelsea result yesterday. They didn't take the chance to pour on the pressure.

There is no way our players will let this opportunity slip by.

Liverpool to run riot.

Agueroooo

with Henderson's engine missing in the middle of the park, and the absence of Sturridge to provide holes for Suarez then its safe to say that this is a bit of an unknown situation Liverpool find themselves in.

which has me thinking this will be a right tough one for Liverpool when you consider the importance of a performance that Norwich need to produce.

not going to break my rule now and predict a score but this could well be a draw.

Slattsy

Henderson is no loss.

ush

Slattsy wrote: »

Henderson is no loss.

:eek: