The Saturday Night Show 26th April 2014

CountyHurler

Maybe Ruarí Quinn should send Jeffrey to the teacher conferences next year..

Welsh Megaman

Let's hear it for the girls!

EDIT: *record scratches*

Not great orators! Not great entrepreneurs!

dee_mc

He missed one thing men do better than women: pee standing up

lufties

Jesus what a complete tosser:(

efb

He does look good at 74

Harry Angstrom

"You wait til I'm Mayor. You'll find out how tough I am!" Arsehole

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pssI1ZwzcmQ

coolhull

Archer and a good few M.P.s in Britain have spent time in prison after disgracing themselves. Over here, we give them some directorships an a fat pension for life.

Skid X

Harry Angstrom wrote: »

"You wait til I'm Mayor. You'll find out how tough I am!" Arsehole

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pssI1ZwzcmQ

Michael Crick's book about Archer is good.

It rips him apart completely.

lufties

what a smarmy lick arse...wouldn't trust him as far as I'd throw him

EMTFlynn

He ignored Brendan when he asked him about his father being much older than his mother.

Lady Chatterton

One of the things I really admire about the British is they're not afraid to send famous and successful people like Jeffrey to prison when they've broken the law.

Skid X

What sort of a thing is that to say about your (possible) Grandson?

Imagine he watches this in a few years and thinks 'Grandad wishes I was a girl'.

CountyHurler

Rory McIroy would want to put down that guitar and get back to the golfing.. No wonder he hasnt been challenging this year.

nomdeboardie

An island off the Mayo coast is transatlantic

...a bit

efb

The lead singer's cute

Lady Chatterton

Skid X wrote: »

What sort of a thing is that to say about your (possible) Grandson?

Imagine he watches this in a few years and thinks 'Grandad wishes I was a girl'.

I agree, it's complete sh1te, any parent/grandparent should be damn happy with a healthy baby.

horse7

AlwaysAnyTime wrote: »

WTF! That's some risk they are taking, selling the house and all their possessions. There's no safety net in Australia for them if things don't work out.

any info on the visa they have applied for,i heard them say it was 30 or 40 thousand each,but they must meet certain criteria to qualify for a visa,because even a brother living in australia is not enough for brother/sister to get into australia.

Welsh Megaman

lufties

EMTFlynn wrote: »

He ignored Brendan when he asked him about his father being much older than his mother.

Brendan is a woeful interviewer, didn't even challenge him one bit about thatcher

Skid X

Archer has millions, he should write a nice cheque for that other couple so the can live with their family.

Thargor

Archer really is a reptile pretending to be a nice person.

lufties

nomdeboardie wrote: »

An island off the Mayo coast is transatlantic

...a bit

I think they're icelandic actually

Lady Chatterton

lufties wrote: »

Brendan is a woeful interviewer, didn't even challenge him one bit about thatcher

He didn't challenge him on any unsavoury stuff, Jeffrey probably has it written into his contract that he won't discuss any of it.

CountyHurler

lufties wrote: »

Brendan is a woeful interviewer, didn't even challenge him one bit about thatcher

I'd say the archer carefully restricts what arrows you are allowed to draw from your quiver..

(working away furiously on a similar "thatcher" metaphor)

Lisha

twirlagig wrote: »

What would you write about Lisha?

I'd love to be able to write a book as comforting as a Maeve Binchy. Something a reader could return to like a comfort blanket. Not a very lofty ideal I know but I like to make people happy.

I also read the Australian novel 'the slap' by tsiolakas lately. Such a consuming book where everything, though crude and raw, felt so real and shocking.

So if I could write anything that consumed people, entertained them and fed their soul, I'd be very happy.

Welsh Megaman

Ryan Tubridy would make a great manager for Man Utd., given his interest in sports :pac:

efb

Cruella deVille???

RayM

MrsD007 wrote: »

One of the things I really admire about the British is they're not afraid to send famous and successful people like Jeffrey to prison when they've broken the law.

That's probably why he likes Ireland so much. That and the fact that the British media wouldn't go near him with a barge pole.

Harry Angstrom

53. You'd swear she was 83. Imagine, getting married at 53.... :rolleyes:

Atlantic Dawn

I couldn't put an age on her at all, could be any guess between 35 and 60.

Welsh Megaman

Talking about styling the audience...the irony!

CountyHurler

I thought the crowd on here would have a big problem with how this woman treated the 101 puppehs..

roy rodgers

whats the number for the compo i'm feeling lucky..

your one looks like that one from 101 Dalmatians

Lisha

Thargor wrote: »

My number #1 daydream at work, apart from maybe inventing Google or something like that, wouldnt have the balls though

Ugh I know. Dreaming is good fur the soul though I reckon

Ally Dick

I've more style in my left buttock

efb

She's defo in her 50's

AlwaysAnyTime

More misery.

efb

More fcuking misery

coolhull

Lisha wrote: »

I'd love to be able to write a book as comforting as a Maeve Binchy. Something a reader could return to like a comfort blanket. Not a very lofty ideal I know but I like to make people happy.

I also read the Australian novel 'the slap' by tsiolakas lately. Such a consuming book where everything, though crude and raw, felt so real and shocking.

So if I could write anything that consumed people, entertained them and fed their soul, I'd be very happy.

You're the only person that's stopping you from doing it, Lisha.
Follow your dreams

dee_mc

efb wrote: »

She's defo in her 50's

Think they said 53? She's looked the same for the past 10-15 years easily

Skid X

Lisha wrote: »

I'd love to be able to write a book as comforting as a Maeve Binchy. Something a reader could return to like a comfort blanket. Not a very lofty ideal I know but I like to make people happy.

I also read the Australian novel 'the slap' by tsiolakas lately. Such a consuming book where everything, though crude and raw, felt so real and shocking.

So if I could write anything that consumed people, entertained them and fed their soul, I'd be very happy.

You should give it a try, Lisha.

Even start with a short story. Take out a notebook and start writing down ideas, anything which comes into your head. You might hear a story tonight or tomorrow which gives you a great idea. No bother to you at all

AlwaysAnyTime

"... And then we sacrificed a goat"

Thargor

Lisha wrote: »

I'd love to be able to write a book as comforting as a Maeve Binchy. Something a reader could return to like a comfort blanket. Not a very lofty ideal I know but I like to make people happy.

I also read the Australian novel 'the slap' by tsiolakas lately. Such a consuming book where everything, though crude and raw, felt so real and shocking.

So if I could write anything that consumed people, entertained them and fed their soul, I'd be very happy.

I fantasize about being either George RR Martin writing Game of Thrones or JK Rowling writing Harry Potter

Lady Chatterton

Cathy and her beau. I think her hair looks much nicer in this picture.

efb

This is boring

roy rodgers

she looks like she got dragged through a ditch backwards.

Lisha

Thargor wrote: »

I fantasize about being either George RR Martin writing Game of Thrones or JK Rowling writing Harry Potter

Heehee I think I've a touch of Walter Mittyitis at times. But it's all good fun to help pass the day.

efb

So we all getting a first copy of Lisha's book?

sopretty

Cruella de Ville.

Why why why, do women dye 99% of their hair and then leave a white streak? It's so distracting!

Harry Angstrom

Tubridy is probably watching this at home thinking how come this one slipped through the Late Late Show misery fest net. I reckon some of his researchers will be getting their P45's on Monday morning.