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  • #52
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    FreshKnickers wrote: »
    How can I make an omelette without breaking a few eggs?
    By crying over spilled milk.

    How do you know if there is an elephant under your bed?


  • #53
    holystungun9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,933 ✭✭✭holystungun9


    TheTorment wrote: »
    By crying over spilled milk.

    How do you know if there is an elephant under your bed?

    You burn your head on the lightbulb?

    What kind of bees make milk?


  • #54
    Hillmanhunter1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 310 ✭✭Hillmanhunter1


    TheTorment wrote: »
    By crying over spilled milk.

    How do you know if there is an elephant under your bed?

    His bicycle will be leaning against the bed.

    How do know if there's been an elephant in your Fridge?


  • #55
    ytpe2r5bxkn0c1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    TheTorment wrote: »
    By crying over spilled milk.

    How do you know if there is an elephant under your bed?

    Your nose is touching the ceiling.



    Where's my other white sock?


  • #56
    ytpe2r5bxkn0c1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    Hillmanhunter1 wrote: »
    His bicycle will be leaning against the bed.

    How do know if there's been an elephant in your Fridge?

    You can't close the door.

    What is the elephant in the room?


  • #57
    ytpe2r5bxkn0c1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    holystungun9 wrote: »
    You burn your head on the lightbulb?

    What kind of bees make milk?

    Boo-bees!


    When was an original riddle last thought up?


  • #58
    Lapin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    Kaylie Freezing Mafioso wrote: »
    What is the elephant in the room?

    Poached egglephant.


  • #59
    GerB40
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,047 ✭✭✭GerB40


    Lapin wrote: »
    The Cats.




    Liverpool.



    :confused:

    Fúck the cats
    Fúck Liverpool
    Fúck Joffrey
    Fúck the queen
    and fúck the city...


  • #60
    stefan idiot jones
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭stefan idiot jones


    BBDBB wrote: »
    The egg

    In which city would you find the Bridge of Sighs

    Venice, Oxford and Las Vegas.
    I have seen all three.

    Turkeys Eggs?


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  • #61
    Birneybau
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,383 ✭✭✭✭Birneybau


    Egg?


  • #62
    PizzamanIRL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    What are the ingredients for meringue?


  • #63
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,590 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    PizzamanIRL wrote: »
    What are the ingredients for meringue?

    Fun and lots and lots of rainbows.


  • #64
    DazMarz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,493 ✭✭✭DazMarz


    How do you like your eggs in the morning?

    Unfertilised, preferably...


  • #65
    Wishiwasa Littlebitaller
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,337 ✭✭✭Wishiwasa Littlebitaller


    Kaylie Freezing Mafioso wrote: »
    Where's my other white sock?

    You were ashamed of what you did with it, so you burnt it.


    Why don't Rice Crispies pop anymore.

    Sure, they snap and crackle, but never pop. Why?


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