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  • 08-05-2014 6:32pm
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    martinn123
    Registered Users Posts: 2,300 ✭✭✭


    iJust had a Sales call from Eircom.

    We would like to offer you. FREE upgrade to EFibre.
    Not a chance, says I, too far from Exchange, no Cabinet hereabouts, I am down a lane, in a Rural area..No chance

    Hang on and I will do a Line Test...Go ahead says I

    OK, we can offer you 7Meg, but it will be EFibre,

    No thanks I will wait until you get to me with the real thing.



    What kind of an gobshyte do you think I am.


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    eircom: Tony
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,226 ✭✭✭eircom: Tony


    Hi martinn123,

    Thanks for getting in touch. I understand why this would not be of interest to you and we will be sure to relay your feedback to our sales department. If you have any further queries be sure to let us know.

    Thanks,

    Tony


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    psalbmb
    Registered Users Posts: 195 ✭✭psalbmb


    martinn123 wrote: »
    iJust had a Sales call from Eircom.

    We would like to offer you. FREE upgrade to EFibre.
    Not a chance, says I, too far from Exchange, no Cabinet hereabouts, I am down a lane, in a Rural area..No chance

    Hang on and I will do a Line Test...Go ahead says I

    OK, we can offer you 7Meg, but it will be EFibre,

    No thanks I will wait until you get to me with the real thing.



    What kind of an gobshyte do you think I am.
    a big one who can't spell correctly... 


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    martinn123
    Registered Users Posts: 2,300 ✭✭✭martinn123


    psalbmb wrote: »
    martinn123 wrote: »
    iJust had a Sales call from Eircom.

    We would like to offer you. FREE upgrade to EFibre.
    Not a chance, says I, too far from Exchange, no Cabinet hereabouts, I am down a lane, in a Rural area..No chance

    Hang on and I will do a Line Test...Go ahead says I

    OK, we can offer you 7Meg, but it will be EFibre,

    No thanks I will wait until you get to me with the real thing.



    What kind of an gobshyte do you think I am.
    a big one who can't spell correctly... 
    Is your school closed today?


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    psalbmb
    Registered Users Posts: 195 ✭✭psalbmb


    martinn123 wrote: »
    psalbmb wrote: »
    martinn123 wrote: »
    iJust had a Sales call from Eircom.

    We would like to offer you. FREE upgrade to EFibre.
    Not a chance, says I, too far from Exchange, no Cabinet hereabouts, I am down a lane, in a Rural area..No chance

    Hang on and I will do a Line Test...Go ahead says I

    OK, we can offer you 7Meg, but it will be EFibre,

    No thanks I will wait until you get to me with the real thing.



    What kind of an gobshyte do you think I am.
    a big one who can't spell correctly... 
    Is your school closed today?
    Obviously, judging by your initial comment, you may need to look at returning to school yourself...


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    martinn123
    Registered Users Posts: 2,300 ✭✭✭martinn123


    psalbmb wrote: »
    martinn123 wrote: »
    psalbmb wrote: »
    martinn123 wrote: »
    iJust had a Sales call from Eircom.

    We would like to offer you. FREE upgrade to EFibre.
    Not a chance, says I, too far from Exchange, no Cabinet hereabouts, I am down a lane, in a Rural area..No chance

    Hang on and I will do a Line Test...Go ahead says I

    OK, we can offer you 7Meg, but it will be EFibre,

    No thanks I will wait until you get to me with the real thing.



    What kind of an gobshyte do you think I am.
    a big one who can't spell correctly... 
    Is your school closed today?
    Obviously, judging by your initial comment, you may need to look at returning to school yourself...
    My Satirical post, was for the benefit of Eircom, to point out that their Sales Staff, are calling prospects, offering EFibre where it will be of such poor quality, ( 7 Mb ) as opposed to the advertised 100Mb, that they are wasting their time, and mine.
    My spelling, was so as not to offend anyone, a bit like telling you to feck off rather than the other spelling of a similar word.
    This is the ''Talk to Eircom'', Forum, not After Hours.


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